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Matt Tex Eckerle
@mattexx.bsky.social
husband, dad, engineer, tinkerer, motorhead, humanist

Skeets are not the skeets of my employer. Reskeets are skibidi.

Westwood Chapter President #FJF
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Joined maple syrup reddit, so far all bangers
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Daisy is sorry for taking the batteries out of the TV remote to play with, but she still doesn't remember where the batteries went
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Now on a WWF calendar among other things
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ubi always sleeps on the most random shit 😂
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Got a new magnet to try out on the Scout 😂
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Family shit talk has commenced. 66 days until race day
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
35 pints of salsa, ah ah ah! Fridge is looking happy too. Fajitas tonight 😁
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What should I name my egg sandwich truck? It could happen! 😜
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ok y'all whole told me to read this in the past 20-30 years. I have finished the intro and am intrigued. Tyranny of the majority, what?
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Season record broken today, we just hit 30 pints of salsa preserved, and it's getting spicy!
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm gonna call this batch "strange medium" - strange in the most excellent way! Not sure what some of the peppers were tbh
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It begins
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That's a 5 gallon bucket of tomatillos... To make this much salsa I'm gonna nead about 40 pint jars? Stay tuned!
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Our neighbor's tree is a whole vibe tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
New crocs 😎🤪
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Finally called in all the garden peppers. Tomatillos are next and then MORE SALSA
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nothing but bangers today
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Status update
October 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ready player one
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
😂
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I had almost nothing to do with any of this
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Kids have a deal to sell excess eggs to the local market - bulk pricing but guaranteed sales at volume. That's what I'm TALKIN BOUT, kids!
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
15 million kids better stop reproducing and get jobs according to this dickhead
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM