🐸Dave Marshall🐸
@dkmarsh.bsky.social
Incorrigible reader. Historian by degree, carpenter by trade. Vegetable gardener in my spare time. Big Bach fan.
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Mamdani is going to implement Corea law. Everyone will have to listen to Latin-infused jazz piano music.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Corea law. Everyone will have to listen to Latin-infused jazz piano music.
"Nowhere to go but up," huh?
I don't think we've bottomed out yet. But I'm a carpenter who majored in history, and therefore not able to wield the sophisticated analytical tools of an expert like Scott Bessent...
I don't think we've bottomed out yet. But I'm a carpenter who majored in history, and therefore not able to wield the sophisticated analytical tools of an expert like Scott Bessent...
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Nowhere to go but up," huh?
I don't think we've bottomed out yet. But I'm a carpenter who majored in history, and therefore not able to wield the sophisticated analytical tools of an expert like Scott Bessent...
I don't think we've bottomed out yet. But I'm a carpenter who majored in history, and therefore not able to wield the sophisticated analytical tools of an expert like Scott Bessent...
"John Rocker will be mercilessly mocked by the relatively small number of people who don't ignore him entirely"
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"John Rocker will be mercilessly mocked by the relatively small number of people who don't ignore him entirely"
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Donald Trump showing his appreciation for his Black soldiers, by Godfrey the comedian.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Donald Trump showing his appreciation for his Black soldiers, by Godfrey the comedian.
Sexy Ham and Kale Biscuits
Sexy This Is Really Awkward Timing But You Guys Should Play
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sexy Ham and Kale Biscuits
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
Sign of the times.
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sign of the times.
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Abnormal is the new normal.
Is that even possible?
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Abnormal is the new normal.
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What movie do you consider “perfect”?
September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What movie do you consider “perfect”?
Inside you are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Inside you are two wolves
In fact, given the stakes, it is INCUMBENT upon them to do that.
Fact check: they actually are allowed to do that, you fucking tyrant
September 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In fact, given the stakes, it is INCUMBENT upon them to do that.
What I don't get is why Trump doesn't end every one of his outlandish assertions with "Thank you for your inattention to this matter!" Because that's how we frogs found ourselves in the boiling water.
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What I don't get is why Trump doesn't end every one of his outlandish assertions with "Thank you for your inattention to this matter!" Because that's how we frogs found ourselves in the boiling water.
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Defund the government.
September 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Defund the government.
kind of hilarious to see Nate Silver using the phrase "circle jerk"
I had missed this exchange last month between Nate Silver and Tyler Cowen in which Silver more or less admits that the academic conversation has moved to Bluesky, but rather than thinking that this shows how Bluesky has become more important, he claims it's why they've "lost influence."
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
kind of hilarious to see Nate Silver using the phrase "circle jerk"
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
Literally Tangled Up In Blue
I Am Literally The Walrus
Who Are You, Literally?
Literally Tangled Up In Blue
I Am Literally The Walrus
Who Are You, Literally?
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
Strawberry Fields Literally Forever
The End, Literally
My Literally Old School
I Literally Had Some Help
Strawberry Fields Literally Forever
The End, Literally
My Literally Old School
I Literally Had Some Help
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
We are, literally, the Champions.
We are, literally, the Champions.
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
Literally Tangled Up In Blue
I Am Literally The Walrus
Who Are You, Literally?
Literally Tangled Up In Blue
I Am Literally The Walrus
Who Are You, Literally?
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oof
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
oof
I'm a carpenter who does some normal stuff and some less normal stuff. I really enjoy solving one-of-a-kind engineering problems.
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm a carpenter who does some normal stuff and some less normal stuff. I really enjoy solving one-of-a-kind engineering problems.
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September 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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