Martti Nelson, Lady Author
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Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com
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Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3
“I wish I was as pale as Elon Musk, who invented gasoline.”
maladymartti.medium.com
I wrote a thing! ✈️ Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3
Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
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Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
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There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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MLMLLM
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
MLMLLM
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The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
I am spending the day playing in dirt, worm castings, and chickenshit. It’s spring planting, baby!
a man is playing a guitar in a garden surrounded by flowers
Alt: a man is playing a guitar in a garden surrounded by happy muppet flowers
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I am spending the day playing in dirt, worm castings, and chickenshit. It’s spring planting, baby!
Happy Caturday, BlueSky! Remember to boo a fascist today!
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Happy Caturday, BlueSky! Remember to boo a fascist today!
NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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I feel like Los Angeles is a place where people expect ICE to happen because the kidnappings have been happening to my home city for decades, so there’s less media attention to it now. and I want folks to see that in LA, Latine students are organizing major protests & the police are attacking them
LAPD Charges at Hundreds of High School Students in Peaceful Walkout Protest at MDC ~ L.A. TACO
LAPD arrested at least two teenagers protesting ICE raids in Los Angeles yesterday. They were also seen corresponding with ICE agents on Alameda Street during the demonstrations.
lataco.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I feel like Los Angeles is a place where people expect ICE to happen because the kidnappings have been happening to my home city for decades, so there’s less media attention to it now. and I want folks to see that in LA, Latine students are organizing major protests & the police are attacking them
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This is a prime example of advancing dementia. His filters are gone. He no longer has control of his bowels or environment.
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This is a prime example of advancing dementia. His filters are gone. He no longer has control of his bowels or environment.
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
Next thing you know he'll be pushing the 'Button' thinking it's a light switch.
25th ADMENDMENT
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To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Yeah it’s a giant mystery
Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yeah it’s a giant mystery
Our neighbors in their 80s just lost their miniature collie. I do some yardwork for them b/c because they’re definitely not in shape to pull weeds. So I’ve been weeding their front yard before dark because I can’t bring their doggy back, but I can get rid of weeds. Is love gardening? I think so 💚
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Our neighbors in their 80s just lost their miniature collie. I do some yardwork for them b/c because they’re definitely not in shape to pull weeds. So I’ve been weeding their front yard before dark because I can’t bring their doggy back, but I can get rid of weeds. Is love gardening? I think so 💚
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
Yikes “Discover” is mostly particularly stupid blue accounts using too many emojis and hashtags. That’s right, Brenda from Canada, you’re gonna defeat Trump is you use one more red siren!
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yikes “Discover” is mostly particularly stupid blue accounts using too many emojis and hashtags. That’s right, Brenda from Canada, you’re gonna defeat Trump is you use one more red siren!
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
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This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
The war on empathy and the war on the arts are part of the same project.
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
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Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
'My own government attempted to execute me,' Chicago woman shot by Border Patrol testifies
Marimar Martinez said she believes that she survived her encounter with Border Patrol agents so she could share her story.
www.yahoo.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
GAHHHHH DON’T TOSS YOUR DOG SHIT IN AN EMPTY STREET BIN IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE!
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
Alt: A man with a ring on his finger is giving an Italian “fuck you” gesture
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
GAHHHHH DON’T TOSS YOUR DOG SHIT IN AN EMPTY STREET BIN IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE!
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af