Martti Nelson, Lady Author
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Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com
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“I wish I was as pale as Elon Musk, who invented gasoline.”
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Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
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Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
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To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Yeah it’s a giant mystery
Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yeah it’s a giant mystery
Our neighbors in their 80s just lost their miniature collie. I do some yardwork for them b/c because they’re definitely not in shape to pull weeds. So I’ve been weeding their front yard before dark because I can’t bring their doggy back, but I can get rid of weeds. Is love gardening? I think so 💚
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Our neighbors in their 80s just lost their miniature collie. I do some yardwork for them b/c because they’re definitely not in shape to pull weeds. So I’ve been weeding their front yard before dark because I can’t bring their doggy back, but I can get rid of weeds. Is love gardening? I think so 💚
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
Yikes “Discover” is mostly particularly stupid blue accounts using too many emojis and hashtags. That’s right, Brenda from Canada, you’re gonna defeat Trump is you use one more red siren!
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yikes “Discover” is mostly particularly stupid blue accounts using too many emojis and hashtags. That’s right, Brenda from Canada, you’re gonna defeat Trump is you use one more red siren!
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
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This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
The war on empathy and the war on the arts are part of the same project.
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
This is an important point.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
Empathy—in and of itself—is anti-fascist.
The arts—and the project of higher education as a whole—teach empathy, enabling you to put yourself in other people’s shoes.
So to a fascist, they must be destroyed.
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
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Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
'My own government attempted to execute me,' Chicago woman shot by Border Patrol testifies
Marimar Martinez said she believes that she survived her encounter with Border Patrol agents so she could share her story.
www.yahoo.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--"
The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."
GAHHHHH DON’T TOSS YOUR DOG SHIT IN AN EMPTY STREET BIN IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE!
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
Alt: A man with a ring on his finger is giving an Italian “fuck you” gesture
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
GAHHHHH DON’T TOSS YOUR DOG SHIT IN AN EMPTY STREET BIN IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE!
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
🖕🏻 I DON’T HAVE A DOG
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANNA SMELL SHIT ALL FUCKING WEEK
🖕🏻 I DON’T WANT TO CLEAN IT WHEN THE BAG BURSTS
IF YOU 💖 YOUR DOG ENOUGH TO SPLATTER THEM ON SOCIALS, THEN 💖 THEM ENOUGH TO CARRY THEIR 💩
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Supreme Court on Wednesday allowed California to use a new congressional map that voters approved, delivering a major victory for Democrats ahead of this year’s midterm elections.
Supreme Court on Wednesday allowed California to use a new congressional map that voters approved, delivering a major victory for Democrats ahead of this year’s midterm elections.
Supreme Court allows California to use new congressional map, giving Democrats a boost
The map, which voters approved last year, could allow Democrats to gain up to five House seats in this year's midterm elections.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Supreme Court on Wednesday allowed California to use a new congressional map that voters approved, delivering a major victory for Democrats ahead of this year’s midterm elections.
Supreme Court on Wednesday allowed California to use a new congressional map that voters approved, delivering a major victory for Democrats ahead of this year’s midterm elections.
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
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Mind if I share some exciting news?
We’ve officially raised over $45 MILLION for local bookstores 🥳
We’ve officially raised over $45 MILLION for local bookstores 🥳
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Mind if I share some exciting news?
We’ve officially raised over $45 MILLION for local bookstores 🥳
We’ve officially raised over $45 MILLION for local bookstores 🥳
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This is action EVERY city in the country can take. If your hotels cooperate with ICE, goodbye liquor revenue.
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is action EVERY city in the country can take. If your hotels cooperate with ICE, goodbye liquor revenue.
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One of the things making so many men uncomfortable with ✨guilt by association✨ around the Epstein files is the knowledge *they* have about men with whom *they're* associated who hurt women, and about whose behavior they've never, not once, considered doing anything.
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
One of the things making so many men uncomfortable with ✨guilt by association✨ around the Epstein files is the knowledge *they* have about men with whom *they're* associated who hurt women, and about whose behavior they've never, not once, considered doing anything.
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MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
From now on, every single person who says “Me Too went too far” needs to be met with “Jeffrey Epstein and his email friends totally agree.”
My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
From now on, every single person who says “Me Too went too far” needs to be met with “Jeffrey Epstein and his email friends totally agree.”
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Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
How soon can this clown be replaced?
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
How soon can this clown be replaced?
FINISH HIM
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
FINISH HIM
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What the public does not understand about these retaliatory cases is that what is on trial is the ability for men to abuse their power against women without consequence. When women lose defamation lawsuits for speaking up, men win the right to abuse with impunity
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What the public does not understand about these retaliatory cases is that what is on trial is the ability for men to abuse their power against women without consequence. When women lose defamation lawsuits for speaking up, men win the right to abuse with impunity