Mark Walters
@markwalters.bsky.social
Librarian living in Michigan
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Going to boost this one again. This CYOA ending to the Cave of Time slaps ever harder in this age of 18% Gray AI slop
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Going to boost this one again. This CYOA ending to the Cave of Time slaps ever harder in this age of 18% Gray AI slop
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
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Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Watching Bake-Off as a Yank is so awesome. You can understand what they call pudding, biscuits, etc. but suddenly they’re saying, “Toby’s cake will have all the classic Gingham Day flavors, in the form of Swat the Grump,” and then they make like a carnival game where you shoot lobsters with a cannon
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Libraries: do we still need those?
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Libraries: do we still need those?
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I again suggest that the world shut down between Thanksgiving and the Epiphany. You cover many holidays that way and we all get a rest. Essential workers make double pay and we have lots of feasts. Neighborhoods celebrate together and we bring back wassailing and 12 days of Xmas. Elect me president.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I again suggest that the world shut down between Thanksgiving and the Epiphany. You cover many holidays that way and we all get a rest. Essential workers make double pay and we have lots of feasts. Neighborhoods celebrate together and we bring back wassailing and 12 days of Xmas. Elect me president.
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I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
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What, what happened to the Wagner music???
Trump: it’s Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, voice of an angel. Stephen there is no Nirvana without Kathleen Hanna
Trump: it’s Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, voice of an angel. Stephen there is no Nirvana without Kathleen Hanna
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What, what happened to the Wagner music???
Trump: it’s Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, voice of an angel. Stephen there is no Nirvana without Kathleen Hanna
Trump: it’s Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, voice of an angel. Stephen there is no Nirvana without Kathleen Hanna
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I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston
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RIP Mani
youtu.be/3QLMS0QsPF0
youtu.be/3QLMS0QsPF0
The Stone Roses - Waterfall (Live On The Other Side Of Midnight) 1989 1080p 60fps
YouTube video by Mucky Fingers
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
RIP Mani
youtu.be/3QLMS0QsPF0
youtu.be/3QLMS0QsPF0
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
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"We're the house band from hell!"
Nothing will prepare you for the sheer outsider brilliance/stupidity of this video of Butch Willis & The Rocks live on local TV show "Forestville Rocks"
Nothing will prepare you for the sheer outsider brilliance/stupidity of this video of Butch Willis & The Rocks live on local TV show "Forestville Rocks"
FORESTVILLE ROCKS w/ Butch Willis & The Rocks
YouTube video by KruTube
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"We're the house band from hell!"
Nothing will prepare you for the sheer outsider brilliance/stupidity of this video of Butch Willis & The Rocks live on local TV show "Forestville Rocks"
Nothing will prepare you for the sheer outsider brilliance/stupidity of this video of Butch Willis & The Rocks live on local TV show "Forestville Rocks"
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saruman participated in nofap november
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
saruman participated in nofap november
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What an amazing essay from the former chair of Africana Studies at Bowdoin. I'll share a few sections in the reply but seriously, read the whole thing. It's all insightful and beautifully written.
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What an amazing essay from the former chair of Africana Studies at Bowdoin. I'll share a few sections in the reply but seriously, read the whole thing. It's all insightful and beautifully written.
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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i know what i did last summer (but maybe won't disclose if you ask directly)
Surprise! The first Bob Dylan soundboards in 16 years. The Outlaw Tour has never sounded better.
www.flaggingdown.com/p/the-outlaw...
www.flaggingdown.com/p/the-outlaw...
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i know what i did last summer (but maybe won't disclose if you ask directly)