totallylosingmymime
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JOE DAVIS: Is this magical or what? The way this series has been played, would you have expected anything but extras in game 7?!
SMOLTZ: (on the phone with his agent) ...but if it doesn't specifically say anything about extra innings, I can leave right? Or do we get overtime at least?
SMOLTZ: (on the phone with his agent) ...but if it doesn't specifically say anything about extra innings, I can leave right? Or do we get overtime at least?
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
JOE DAVIS: Is this magical or what? The way this series has been played, would you have expected anything but extras in game 7?!
SMOLTZ: (on the phone with his agent) ...but if it doesn't specifically say anything about extra innings, I can leave right? Or do we get overtime at least?
SMOLTZ: (on the phone with his agent) ...but if it doesn't specifically say anything about extra innings, I can leave right? Or do we get overtime at least?
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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The announcers keep saying that both teams are almost out of pitchers, but they’re forgetting that pitchers and catchers report soon.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The announcers keep saying that both teams are almost out of pitchers, but they’re forgetting that pitchers and catchers report soon.
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I'm not emotionally attached to the White House as a structure or piece of architecture but I definitely don't care for what is for all intents and purposes Donald Trump scooting his itchy dog asshole all over the most recognizable national symbols
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm not emotionally attached to the White House as a structure or piece of architecture but I definitely don't care for what is for all intents and purposes Donald Trump scooting his itchy dog asshole all over the most recognizable national symbols
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The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
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If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that
How profoundly sad. The kids deprived of reading Calvin and Hobbes are the kids who need them the most. My brother put it best: "We know we’re fucked when they come for your cartoon stuffed tigers."
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bans - PEN America
The removals in Tennessee are the result of a growing political movement to control information through book banning.
pen.org
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The line in Bush v. Gore that’s like “uhhh our holding applies to uhhh this election only,” but for the sake of the current conservative justices’ investment portfolios
This bespoke exception for the Fed is one of the most brazenly made-up things I've ever seen the Supreme Court do (which is saying something). There is no principled basis to distinguish the Fed from other independent agencies. The conservative justices just don't want Trump to crash the market!
The Supreme Court goes out of its way to say that its order today does NOT allow Trump to remove members of the Federal Reserve because it is "uniquely structured" and has a "distinct history tradition." (I do not think those distinctions hold water.) www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
May 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The line in Bush v. Gore that’s like “uhhh our holding applies to uhhh this election only,” but for the sake of the current conservative justices’ investment portfolios
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They’re not “getting their money’s worth” because it’s not a business venture you dog killing piece of shit
Dr Oz says being healthy is a patriotic duty
Worse, he says they spend 70% of Medicare & Medicaid funds on chronic illness & aren’t “getting their money’s worth”
This is the quiet part said out loud.
They don’t want to cure chronic illness, they want us to take the blame. They don’t want to pay.
Worse, he says they spend 70% of Medicare & Medicaid funds on chronic illness & aren’t “getting their money’s worth”
This is the quiet part said out loud.
They don’t want to cure chronic illness, they want us to take the blame. They don’t want to pay.
May 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They’re not “getting their money’s worth” because it’s not a business venture you dog killing piece of shit
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
If I ever get a Green Lantern ring, I'mma make the biggest green hand do the biggest green jerk-off motion.
April 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Who the f*ck signed this graphic off?
A pivotal moment for Europe is here.
We are ready to mobilise up to €800 billion to help EU countries increase defence spending.
We'll present our proposals to all EU leaders at today's European Council meeting.
Europe is resolved to assume its responsibilities ↓
europa.eu/!T37kVf
We are ready to mobilise up to €800 billion to help EU countries increase defence spending.
We'll present our proposals to all EU leaders at today's European Council meeting.
Europe is resolved to assume its responsibilities ↓
europa.eu/!T37kVf
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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without section 230, you could have a world where bluesky is liable for me calling this man a clueless, tech illiterate, fascist enabling motherfucker
It’s time to repeal Section 230. We must be able to take social media companies to court for addicting kids and enabling drug trafficking on their platforms.
Sen. DURBIN: Fentanyl often gets to our kids and young people through the internet.
Section 230 absolves social media companies from any responsibility. “That has got to end.”
Section 230 absolves social media companies from any responsibility. “That has got to end.”
March 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
without section 230, you could have a world where bluesky is liable for me calling this man a clueless, tech illiterate, fascist enabling motherfucker
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Werner Herzog: the cruel milkshake thinks himself a master, but he is, in truth, a slave to the machinations of the fry man, who defies gravity through sheer force of will. the meatball is likewise a fool, but his heart is pure
March 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Werner Herzog: the cruel milkshake thinks himself a master, but he is, in truth, a slave to the machinations of the fry man, who defies gravity through sheer force of will. the meatball is likewise a fool, but his heart is pure
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gritty has seized control of the federal government
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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you're panicking about the news, i'm in the lab brewing up whole new kinds of perceived slights and discourses. did you know it's actually rude to not own a blu ray player so your criterion friends can loan you blu rays? well i'm a maladjusted shut in here to tell you it is
February 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
you're panicking about the news, i'm in the lab brewing up whole new kinds of perceived slights and discourses. did you know it's actually rude to not own a blu ray player so your criterion friends can loan you blu rays? well i'm a maladjusted shut in here to tell you it is
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Lesson for this Trump tariff shakedown bullshit is that you can call him up and say "well okay, we'll do [list of things we're already doing], that's a really good idea" and he will take that as a win. It's like putting a blanket over a budgie's cage
February 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lesson for this Trump tariff shakedown bullshit is that you can call him up and say "well okay, we'll do [list of things we're already doing], that's a really good idea" and he will take that as a win. It's like putting a blanket over a budgie's cage