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Charismatic Megafauna
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When you’re staying at someone’s house and have to use their shampoo and shower gel
Not beating the ghost of Christmas present allegations
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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big news
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me, watching The Thing for the first time as a millennial: that's a heckin good pupper tho
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Check out what this is about
He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Wham window has now closed
Last call for Wham before Whamaggedon kicks in
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Last call for Wham before Whamaggedon kicks in
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Linux for phones
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Please be real please be real
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Watched Bladerunner again last night. Would have been so much better if they had gone with the original idea, that instead of origami unicorns, Edward James Olmos’ character had made balloon animals.
“It’s too bad she won’t live;
but then again
SQUEEEK-SQUEEEK-SQUEEEEEEK-SQUEEEEK
Who does?”
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"if you like a lot of biscuit in your break, join our club"
“started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit”
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Got your clanker in a whirl. It's not sure if you're a boy or a girl.
Meta’s AI megabrain is programmed for the full range of human genders, containing data on… er… both of them.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Sometimes you’re just from when you’re from.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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fascinated by the couple next to us in this restaurant who just asked for the rest of their fondue in a doggy bag, aren't people compelling
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM