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Leonard Sultana
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Many moons ago, on a crisp January afternoon -
the sky clear, the air chilled - I was unveiled to the world. And then, many hilarious adventures followed! Yay!
Anyone checked on Barron to see if he's manically cackling from behind his dorm room door?
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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It’s now up. Enjoy, and Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
You have to give a wry chuckle to the fact they told CBS first.
US military officials have confirmed to Fox News that strikes against Venezuela are underway.
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Every red-hatted warhongering bleater you're going to hear from in the next 24hrs, I want you to ask them three things:

1. location of Venezuela on a map

2. correct spelling of 'Venezuela', without using Grok, and

3. name of the news channel that told them this was ever about a 'fascist regime'
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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OK, crash course in oil. Oil has two main gradings, viscosity (light or heavy) and sulfur (sweet or sour). A light (low viscosity) and sweet (low sulfur) oil is easier to process into gasoline and other products than a heavy and sour one, so the light & sweet oil commands a premium price.
I know several oil barons, I’ve had the oil and gas industry as clients in a past life: none of them want the Venezuelan oil, it’s dog shit quality and getting the PDVSA fields up to modern standards would take 20 years! It’s just trump being stuck in 1987
At this point the oil barons hardly even care (they can pivot to renewables too). It’s just gender and internal combustion brain
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"Motion to rename Satya Nadella 'Sloppy-Slop Satya McSlaphead'. Do I have a second?"

"Seconded."

"Motion carried!"
Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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i want to beat him over the head with that FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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“It’s bad luck Ghorman. We need what's in the ground, and when we're done, there won't be much left to call home."
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Shut Polymarket down.
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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It looks like no major U.S. news outlet, aside from @cbsnews.com has gotten official word from the administration that Trump authorized the strikes on Caracas.

So, I guess CBS News really is state media now?
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 AM
[digs into vinyl collection, pulls out 'It Was Always About The Oil', discovers it's in very good nick and just needs a wipe to get it back on the turntable]

Ooh, haven't heard this one for a while.

#Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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And CBS is first to report! bsky.app/profile/bnon...
BREAKING: Trump has ordered airstrikes on sites in Venezuela, including military facilities, U.S. officials confirm - CBS
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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I would just so much rather spend my money on stupid shit I don’t need that clutters up my house. Avoid being a sex pest and you too could spend your money on that sort of thing.
On David Walliams: The Daily Mail reveals that “showbusiness reporters at The Sun were told to drop negative stories about Walliams because both that newspaper and HarperCollins are owned by Rupert Murdoch's NewsUK, even sharing offices near London Bridge.”

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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This is going to be my phone wallpaper through the festive season. G'night, Tinkerbell.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Anthony Joshua: what happens when the cheque has cleared but the ringer has decided that, fuck it, the lad can have his money back and Joshua can have some fun.
Is Netflix going to release a version of the Jake Paul fight with a laugh track in place?
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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See alt text.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Statement from Jimmy Carr that he stands shoulder to shoulder with David Walliams and their new podcast drops in 2026: start the clock.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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AOC has a pretty direct take on the coming MTG resignation. I bet AOC is exactly right.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I don’t fucking trust MTG as far as I could throw the skinny bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This is a MAGA person responding to a post about Epstein. The line of argument they are developing in order to defend Trump is: Epstein was not so bad.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM