Hydrocarbon Death Cult
@largefailson.bsky.social
garbage bag full of meat
he/him
he/him
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the inelegant brute force approach of LLMs is such an antithesis of everything i enjoy about computing. i hope we can move on to something else. preferably soonish
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the inelegant brute force approach of LLMs is such an antithesis of everything i enjoy about computing. i hope we can move on to something else. preferably soonish
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You can say Merry Protein again
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
You can say Merry Protein again
Oh look another Jerome Pal 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Oh look another Jerome Pal 🙄
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the dichotomy of bluesky
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
the dichotomy of bluesky
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i am glad attitudes are changing but when i was young most parents believed it wasn't worth the delay in weapon mastery to teach a child to dual wield from a young age
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
i am glad attitudes are changing but when i was young most parents believed it wasn't worth the delay in weapon mastery to teach a child to dual wield from a young age
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plastic baby barreling out of king cake at 45 mph in a miniature jeep
September 6, 2023 at 3:45 PM
plastic baby barreling out of king cake at 45 mph in a miniature jeep
Tell your kid I'll see them under the mesocyclone.
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Tell your kid I'll see them under the mesocyclone.
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It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
August 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's called [moving hands around] Stagflation. Ok? When I heard that I said wow, what a word. You have stag and flation and they're coming together like you've never seen. But we'll be eating beautiful toothpaste sandwiches and our teeth will be stronger than perhaps ever before
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MY FALCONER IS DEAD!! I don’t want to remarry. I only want ROUGH BEAST.
See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.
See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
MY FALCONER IS DEAD!! I don’t want to remarry. I only want ROUGH BEAST.
See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.
See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.
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I've thought often of joining ice as a saboteur and informant since I have all the qualifications (a. white b. 55 IQ) but the thought of what those motel rooms and vans smell like. Witnessing the shrekest incels of all time struggle with Arby's IBS. I would kill myself before I could trick them to.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I've thought often of joining ice as a saboteur and informant since I have all the qualifications (a. white b. 55 IQ) but the thought of what those motel rooms and vans smell like. Witnessing the shrekest incels of all time struggle with Arby's IBS. I would kill myself before I could trick them to.
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Found my most lasting impact to the culture on google images
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Found my most lasting impact to the culture on google images
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Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
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Wrung black bile out of the moon and called it the night sky.
August 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Wrung black bile out of the moon and called it the night sky.
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Gorgeous sunset this evening over the Pacific Ocean, viewed from San Francisco
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Gorgeous sunset this evening over the Pacific Ocean, viewed from San Francisco
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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A policy proposal for President Trump and The Treasury Secretary to think on. Everyone poorer than me should be forced to eat some of my shit 👍
January 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A policy proposal for President Trump and The Treasury Secretary to think on. Everyone poorer than me should be forced to eat some of my shit 👍
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I know you don’t want to pay interest on your loans forever, but what about the people who securitized those loans to rentseek. They’re literally depending on you to do that?
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I know you don’t want to pay interest on your loans forever, but what about the people who securitized those loans to rentseek. They’re literally depending on you to do that?
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Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
