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Hydrocarbon Death Cult
@largefailson.bsky.social
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garbage bag full of meat
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November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
largefailson.bsky.social
look out kid you're clipping through the geometry!
September 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
Pretty close to this Tim Kreider comic from like 2002
August 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
This is me today
Title reads "I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease" There is a drawing of a person bent over slightly with both hands holding their stomach. They have a blue T-shirt on. Beneath the picture reads: Symptoms: * Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
A cartoon crying Statue of Liberty from a Kelly cartoon in the Onion.
August 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
a @dril tweet: (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82] 2:43PM Jun 9, 2017
July 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
largefailson.bsky.social
tag urself im pulled dork
July 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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seriously what the FUCK
May 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
largefailson.bsky.social
sorry I am really into this kinda thing, moved to Texas to see tornadoes and saw my first on May 1
May 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Fetterman 2028
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
uh huh
May 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
what da heck 15% significant hail risk from Seattle all the way down past Eugene, crazy
March 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
largefailson.bsky.social
A photo of Luigi Mangione being escorted in an orange jumpsuit by a small army of cops and also the mayor of New York City, Eric Adams. Anyway, it's a compelling photo and I decided to turn it into an album cover with the Parental Advisory Explicit Content logo on the bottom right and the artist name "The Adjustor" in the top left, with the album name "Deny Defend Depose" on the top right.
December 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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@afrocosmist.bsky.social I am excited to dig into this soon!
Me holding a copy of "This Machine" by Aaron Thorpe. The cover is a beautiful blue with art resembling old terminal screen art suggesting the face of a person. In the background are white starts of varying size and shape.
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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*thunder crackling* THOU ART LISTENING TO *fireball explosion* 102.3 *bubbling cauldron* REAL WIZARDS FM *shimmering mana crystal* WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS *wololo* THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION *Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
October 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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I learned this while eating at Whoopi Gold Burger in Shibuya because of this sticker. I'll never forget
A round sticker with a hand curled around nothing and the text "WISE MAN TIME I DARE YOU"
October 9, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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someone get this fuckin loser out of my inbox
October 29, 2023 at 3:38 AM
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My reaction to this news
October 29, 2023 at 1:40 AM