Ham Stroker's Ejacula
@kongurous.bsky.social
I squeeze gats till my clips is empty. Bad at fighting games, worse at Buddhism, still trying at both. Working on a master's in Assyriology.
he/him free Palestine
he/him free Palestine
love to be overwhelmingly conscientious of my academic sourcing and having to silo in on publications from before the LLM explosion so that I don't accidentally cite or study some fucking hallucination
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 AM
love to be overwhelmingly conscientious of my academic sourcing and having to silo in on publications from before the LLM explosion so that I don't accidentally cite or study some fucking hallucination
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Fleischer Superman. I consider it high art, therefore adult.
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Fleischer Superman. I consider it high art, therefore adult.
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This company has had some legendary artists over its life, they had fuckin SHINKIRO for years, what are we doin man 😭
FATAL FURY: CotW | Season 2 Announcement Trailer (begins Jan 22) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqe1...
Season 2 Characters
-KIM JAE HOON
-NIGHTMARE GEESE
-BLUE MARY
-WOLFGANG KRAUSER
-Two mystery characters (TBA)
Season 2 Characters
-KIM JAE HOON
-NIGHTMARE GEESE
-BLUE MARY
-WOLFGANG KRAUSER
-Two mystery characters (TBA)
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This company has had some legendary artists over its life, they had fuckin SHINKIRO for years, what are we doin man 😭
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Pregnant w twins, and more than one friend has asked me how I feel about bringing a child into this mess.
All I can say is having children in uncertain times is a radical act in itself, bc it’s rooted in the belief that the future can be better and such a future requires good people to be in it.
All I can say is having children in uncertain times is a radical act in itself, bc it’s rooted in the belief that the future can be better and such a future requires good people to be in it.
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Pregnant w twins, and more than one friend has asked me how I feel about bringing a child into this mess.
All I can say is having children in uncertain times is a radical act in itself, bc it’s rooted in the belief that the future can be better and such a future requires good people to be in it.
All I can say is having children in uncertain times is a radical act in itself, bc it’s rooted in the belief that the future can be better and such a future requires good people to be in it.
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These two Umamusume fans have combined the game with their Broncos fandom on tiktok and I need you to stick with me for the payoff when they go back to the studio 🐴
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
These two Umamusume fans have combined the game with their Broncos fandom on tiktok and I need you to stick with me for the payoff when they go back to the studio 🐴
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Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
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January 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
Happy 2026th birthday to Earth unbroken streak baby let's go
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Happy 2026th birthday to Earth unbroken streak baby let's go
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Woodland Sleeping Fox,
Watercolour painting.
#Fox #RedFox #AnimalArt #WildlifeArt #Wood #ForestAnimal #Watercolour #Art #Painting #ArtPrints #WildlifeGiftIdea
Watercolour painting.
#Fox #RedFox #AnimalArt #WildlifeArt #Wood #ForestAnimal #Watercolour #Art #Painting #ArtPrints #WildlifeGiftIdea
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Woodland Sleeping Fox,
Watercolour painting.
#Fox #RedFox #AnimalArt #WildlifeArt #Wood #ForestAnimal #Watercolour #Art #Painting #ArtPrints #WildlifeGiftIdea
Watercolour painting.
#Fox #RedFox #AnimalArt #WildlifeArt #Wood #ForestAnimal #Watercolour #Art #Painting #ArtPrints #WildlifeGiftIdea
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He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂
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Cute, small, but the strongest :3
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cute, small, but the strongest :3
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I hope you got the game every little boy wants for Christmas!🎁
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hope you got the game every little boy wants for Christmas!🎁
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And in our Alundra playthrough, we've finally reached the Wisdom of Bonaire. 🥬
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And in our Alundra playthrough, we've finally reached the Wisdom of Bonaire. 🥬
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Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
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Nothing says Christmas like a whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nothing says Christmas like a whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).
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A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
'It's a pretty big deal for me as a human': One of the FGC's most popular commentators is stepping away from future EVO events following its Saudi buyout
Sajam called the choice "bad for me financially."
www.pcgamer.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
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The CEO of Victoria's Secret being friends with Epstein seems too obvious. Our villains need more nuance.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The CEO of Victoria's Secret being friends with Epstein seems too obvious. Our villains need more nuance.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn