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Ham Stroker's Ejacula
@kongurous.bsky.social
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I squeeze gats till my clips is empty. Bad at fighting games, worse at Buddhism, still trying at both. Working on a master's in Assyriology.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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i wish i could say this was my screenshot but it's not. but i do think it's funny.
A screenshot of Street Fighter 6 emphasizing one player's screen name, "Tekken8Refugee."
August 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
kongurous.bsky.social
literally this webcomic but the soccer rapist
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Do you like fight sticks or know someone who does? Or Sanrio? Or Street Fighter? And officially licensed products of both franchises? Friend of mine is trying to sell this so I thought I'd see if maybe one of the reprobates following me is interested
A fighting game control stick featuring artwork of Sanrio characters dressed up as Street Fighter characters. Hello Kitty is Chun-Li. It says "Street Fighter x Sanrio" in the top left. The rest of the case is a pink color.
August 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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yeah i bet you know all about how kids act
May 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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not a single person has ever sincerely applied youf to the name of their cohort holy shit
Is it any wonder that today’s young people who have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune are stepping outside the arc of history yelling, “stop”? At a certain point, these young people let out a collective primal scream, shouting “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.” And when the “youf” (as they refer to themselves online) realized that Establishment conservatives and libertarians did not hear them and lacked the vocabulary, principles, power, and courage to defend them from their Maoist persecutors, they went underground to places like 4chan, 8chan, and various other online discussion boards, where they found a Samizdat community of the oppressed.
May 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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yeah I guess you got me there, azizkash286
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This is not a drill
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Honorable mention, by the way, to the cover art to the 1e Forgotten Realms campaign setting book. if i saw this on a bookshelf I'd at least flip through it to see if it was as Conan the Barbarian flavored as it looks.
The cover to the Forgotten Realms Campaign Set for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 1st edition. A guy who looks like an extra from the Conan the Barbarian movie is seated atop a horse, side-on, looking at the viewer. The horse is among a circle of standing stones. There's text that says "Forgotten Realms Campaign Set" along the top and bottom, and beneath it it says "Forgotten Realms, a new campaign world for the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons game"
December 23, 2024 at 4:33 AM
kongurous.bsky.social
Letting characters pop against the background is a crime today, you just don't get action like this anymore
Cover to the book "A Dozen and One Adventures" for the Al-Qadim campaign setting for Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition. An adventurer stands atop a pile of treasure in a cave with his back to the viewer. He is locked in mortal combat with a skeleton emerging from a large pot before him with his torch in his left hand, with his right arm back, holding a saber. The skeleton, clad in a dark robe and green turban, is swinging a saber of its own at the adventurer. Behind the potted skeleton is another skeleton casting some manner of spell. This skeleton is also in emerging from a pot, this one about to topple over.
December 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #308,699!
A plain celebratory message, saying "Celebrating 10M users" with a firework emoji. Below that is my place in the order of members, number 308,699, and a small stamp saying "First 10%". On the bottom right and bottom left it has my username and the date I joined.
September 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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why the fuck would you steal his FORESKIN
July 12, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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look at these flowers and bee
A pair of purple flowers in a grassy field. A honey bee is on one of the flowers.
May 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM