Ham Stroker's Ejacula
@kongurous.bsky.social
I squeeze gats till my clips is empty. Bad at fighting games, worse at Buddhism, still trying at both. Working on a master's in Assyriology.
he/him free Palestine
he/him free Palestine
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He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂
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Cute, small, but the strongest :3
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cute, small, but the strongest :3
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December 25: A really great day to remind people who try and tell you otherwise that actually, Mithras didn’t even have a birthday—he was born from a rock 🪨—and Christmas really doesn’t have anything to do with Mithraism. Mythbusting: the gift that keeps giving historical truth.
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
December 25: A really great day to remind people who try and tell you otherwise that actually, Mithras didn’t even have a birthday—he was born from a rock 🪨—and Christmas really doesn’t have anything to do with Mithraism. Mythbusting: the gift that keeps giving historical truth.
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I hope you got the game every little boy wants for Christmas!🎁
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hope you got the game every little boy wants for Christmas!🎁
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And in our Alundra playthrough, we've finally reached the Wisdom of Bonaire. 🥬
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And in our Alundra playthrough, we've finally reached the Wisdom of Bonaire. 🥬
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Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.
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Nothing says Christmas like a whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nothing says Christmas like a whole wheat kitty loaf warming on the radiator. Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s (in case you can't tell by the rainbow of browns).
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A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
'It's a pretty big deal for me as a human': One of the FGC's most popular commentators is stepping away from future EVO events following its Saudi buyout
Sajam called the choice "bad for me financially."
www.pcgamer.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
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The CEO of Victoria's Secret being friends with Epstein seems too obvious. Our villains need more nuance.
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The CEO of Victoria's Secret being friends with Epstein seems too obvious. Our villains need more nuance.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn
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It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
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A car bomb in Moscow last night killed Lieutenant General Fanil Sarvarov, head of the General Staff’s Operational Training Directorate. He becomes at least one of a dozen Russian generals confirmed killed since the full-scale invasion.
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A car bomb in Moscow last night killed Lieutenant General Fanil Sarvarov, head of the General Staff’s Operational Training Directorate. He becomes at least one of a dozen Russian generals confirmed killed since the full-scale invasion.
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'Kasumi Ninja' released on this day in 1994.
The Atari Jaguar's premiere 2D fighter. Notable for its particularly unintuitive and unresponsive controls, baffling presentational / interface design decisions, and general shamelessness in chasing after 'Mortal Kombat's lead.
The Atari Jaguar's premiere 2D fighter. Notable for its particularly unintuitive and unresponsive controls, baffling presentational / interface design decisions, and general shamelessness in chasing after 'Mortal Kombat's lead.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
'Kasumi Ninja' released on this day in 1994.
The Atari Jaguar's premiere 2D fighter. Notable for its particularly unintuitive and unresponsive controls, baffling presentational / interface design decisions, and general shamelessness in chasing after 'Mortal Kombat's lead.
The Atari Jaguar's premiere 2D fighter. Notable for its particularly unintuitive and unresponsive controls, baffling presentational / interface design decisions, and general shamelessness in chasing after 'Mortal Kombat's lead.
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Critics are calling it; "The feel good weekend of the year!"
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul losing the same weekend. Sad.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Critics are calling it; "The feel good weekend of the year!"
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Awesome shirt my friend @fuyushinju.bsky.social got me LMFAO 😭
June 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Awesome shirt my friend @fuyushinju.bsky.social got me LMFAO 😭
nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
nice
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absolutely losing it at this fox getting told off by a daoist for stealing temple offerings 😭 "if you want to eat, tell me! don't just take!!"
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
absolutely losing it at this fox getting told off by a daoist for stealing temple offerings 😭 "if you want to eat, tell me! don't just take!!"
I tell you what they called me the moonshine wizard back in the ol' college days
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I tell you what they called me the moonshine wizard back in the ol' college days