Kobolds! How do they Yip?
@koblbird.bsky.social
Writer and worldbuilder with too many OCs.
Expect NSFW content.
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I am done with software that gives cute error messages. I don't need "Ooops! Something went wrong" and a cartoon of a monkey scratching his head.
FUCKING TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID AND WHAT THE ERROR WAS. YOU ARE SOFTWARE, DETAIL THE WAY YOU FAILED TO WORK CORRECTLY.
FUCKING TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID AND WHAT THE ERROR WAS. YOU ARE SOFTWARE, DETAIL THE WAY YOU FAILED TO WORK CORRECTLY.
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I am done with software that gives cute error messages. I don't need "Ooops! Something went wrong" and a cartoon of a monkey scratching his head.
FUCKING TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID AND WHAT THE ERROR WAS. YOU ARE SOFTWARE, DETAIL THE WAY YOU FAILED TO WORK CORRECTLY.
FUCKING TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. TELL ME WHAT YOU DID AND WHAT THE ERROR WAS. YOU ARE SOFTWARE, DETAIL THE WAY YOU FAILED TO WORK CORRECTLY.
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it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
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The Kyiv Independent combed through microchip shipments, revealing that American and European microchips continued to enter Russia in large quantities — mainly from China.
Read here: kyivindependent.com/exclusive-am...
Read here: kyivindependent.com/exclusive-am...
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The Kyiv Independent combed through microchip shipments, revealing that American and European microchips continued to enter Russia in large quantities — mainly from China.
Read here: kyivindependent.com/exclusive-am...
Read here: kyivindependent.com/exclusive-am...
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she mentions it in passing but look up 'Starlight Tours', this is a method Canadian police have used to kill indigenous men for decades
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
she mentions it in passing but look up 'Starlight Tours', this is a method Canadian police have used to kill indigenous men for decades
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„Totalverweigerer" werden die Menschen genannt, die eine Arbeit zweimal ablehnen. Durch diese Wortwahl wurde bereits jede Empathie mit diesen Menschen zunichtegemacht, die eigentlich nur von einem Grundrecht Gebrauch machen. Und dieses Grundrecht darf nicht nur Menschen mit Aktienpaketen zustehen!
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 AM
„Totalverweigerer" werden die Menschen genannt, die eine Arbeit zweimal ablehnen. Durch diese Wortwahl wurde bereits jede Empathie mit diesen Menschen zunichtegemacht, die eigentlich nur von einem Grundrecht Gebrauch machen. Und dieses Grundrecht darf nicht nur Menschen mit Aktienpaketen zustehen!
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I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I know we're all seeing 87 unhinged things per day, but "guys if our multi billion dollar product doesn't start being useful for something, literally anything, the people might not appreciate us wrecking the planet over it anymore" is a truly bananapants thing to say out loud
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Whenever sanity is restored, MAGA, corporate media, and Democratic leadership will 100% try to pull “both sides got a little out of hand those last few years, so we all just need to calm down and work together now” and they need to know that shit isn’t going to work this time.
No forgiveness. Ever.
No forgiveness. Ever.
People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Whenever sanity is restored, MAGA, corporate media, and Democratic leadership will 100% try to pull “both sides got a little out of hand those last few years, so we all just need to calm down and work together now” and they need to know that shit isn’t going to work this time.
No forgiveness. Ever.
No forgiveness. Ever.
Are you saying its time for the US to go... postal?
We can and should rebuild the New United States with the USPS as its backbone
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Are you saying its time for the US to go... postal?
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ICE not allowing agents to have unsupervised copies of ICE policies or to take any notes is an admission by ICE that it knows the policies are illegal.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
ICE not allowing agents to have unsupervised copies of ICE policies or to take any notes is an admission by ICE that it knows the policies are illegal.
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kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 AM
kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame
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#JanuaryWorldbuilders We talked about weapons and armor, now for the wars. This week's worldbuilding questions are about your fictional world's wars and militaries. Today's Q: Are there any current wars in your WIP and is your MC involved?
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
#JanuaryWorldbuilders We talked about weapons and armor, now for the wars. This week's worldbuilding questions are about your fictional world's wars and militaries. Today's Q: Are there any current wars in your WIP and is your MC involved?
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i drew the doohickey, thingamajig, contraption, the item of many names
a religious artifact of the modern era
a religious artifact of the modern era
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
i drew the doohickey, thingamajig, contraption, the item of many names
a religious artifact of the modern era
a religious artifact of the modern era
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It is telling they are mixing in the trans gun ban with other loosening of gun rights.
They want to make it impossible for the few groups who would say this is bad to take a firm position against it. They want to make shitting on trans people a win for everyone else and it’s going to work.
They want to make it impossible for the few groups who would say this is bad to take a firm position against it. They want to make shitting on trans people a win for everyone else and it’s going to work.
We know this shit was coming, but it's still horrifying to see it forming. It's not here yet but it's in the open now.
Queer folk - stay dangerous. Keep each other safe. They would not disarm if they weren't planning on attacking. Moral does not mean legal and stonewall was an anti-police riot.
Queer folk - stay dangerous. Keep each other safe. They would not disarm if they weren't planning on attacking. Moral does not mean legal and stonewall was an anti-police riot.
1. New reporting indicates that the Trump administration may be making a change to federal forms that could function as a defacto gun ban for transgender Americans.
It would require assigned sex at birth on the forms, which could contradict their legal ID.
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It would require assigned sex at birth on the forms, which could contradict their legal ID.
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January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It is telling they are mixing in the trans gun ban with other loosening of gun rights.
They want to make it impossible for the few groups who would say this is bad to take a firm position against it. They want to make shitting on trans people a win for everyone else and it’s going to work.
They want to make it impossible for the few groups who would say this is bad to take a firm position against it. They want to make shitting on trans people a win for everyone else and it’s going to work.
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Dear God, man. You are Speaker of the House. Third in line to the presidency. Have some fucking dignity.
Mike Johnson accuses Norway of “making a political decision & not awarding the Nobel Prize to probably the most deserving individual in history of the prize. There are 8 to 10 wars & conflicts that’ve been resolved by President Trump, & he got snubbed.”
(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Dear God, man. You are Speaker of the House. Third in line to the presidency. Have some fucking dignity.
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Senator Elissa Slotkin (MI) Stands with ICE, She holds office until 2032. www.slotkin.senate.gov/contact/
Phone numbers are listed at the bottom of the URL, let your voice be heard, I regretfully voted for her and it sucks.
Phone numbers are listed at the bottom of the URL, let your voice be heard, I regretfully voted for her and it sucks.
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Senator Elissa Slotkin (MI) Stands with ICE, She holds office until 2032. www.slotkin.senate.gov/contact/
Phone numbers are listed at the bottom of the URL, let your voice be heard, I regretfully voted for her and it sucks.
Phone numbers are listed at the bottom of the URL, let your voice be heard, I regretfully voted for her and it sucks.
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Abolish personal property tax, make the rich pay for our schools, roads and communities.
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Abolish personal property tax, make the rich pay for our schools, roads and communities.
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*sighing, tapping the sign*
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
*sighing, tapping the sign*
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UBISOFT closed down their Halifax office because they'd rather their workers had no jobs than unionize
Ubisoft to ask all staff to return to office five days a week to "boost collective performance for AAAs" www.gamesindustry.biz/ubisoft-aski...
Ubisoft asking all staff to return to office full-time to "boost the collective performance for AAA"
Change is "to enhance collective efficiency, to drive the dynamics, the creativity, the sense of belonging"
www.gamesindustry.biz
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
UBISOFT closed down their Halifax office because they'd rather their workers had no jobs than unionize
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Oh my GOD TED CRUZ IS FLEEING THE STATE AHEAD OF THE BLIZZARD WEEKEND AGAIN TEXANS ARE SO FUCKED FEBRUARY 2021 IS HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOO
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Oh my GOD TED CRUZ IS FLEEING THE STATE AHEAD OF THE BLIZZARD WEEKEND AGAIN TEXANS ARE SO FUCKED FEBRUARY 2021 IS HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOO
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Folks, Primaries are coming up FAST.
Make sure that you are registered to vote and have any I.D. you may need to do so, make a plan to go vote, and...
DO YOUR RESEARCH. Look for the most left-leaning candidates you can support, NOT some weak ass center-left corpo suit like Schumer.
Make sure that you are registered to vote and have any I.D. you may need to do so, make a plan to go vote, and...
DO YOUR RESEARCH. Look for the most left-leaning candidates you can support, NOT some weak ass center-left corpo suit like Schumer.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Folks, Primaries are coming up FAST.
Make sure that you are registered to vote and have any I.D. you may need to do so, make a plan to go vote, and...
DO YOUR RESEARCH. Look for the most left-leaning candidates you can support, NOT some weak ass center-left corpo suit like Schumer.
Make sure that you are registered to vote and have any I.D. you may need to do so, make a plan to go vote, and...
DO YOUR RESEARCH. Look for the most left-leaning candidates you can support, NOT some weak ass center-left corpo suit like Schumer.