Kit Wren
@kitwrenaway.bsky.social
Sports, books, other stuff intermittently. El Paso Man About Town. Director, Tumblewords Project. Producer and Host, Barbed Wire Open Mic Series. Bold, frank, daring, 2-10. IG: kitwrenaway. he/him.
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"Oh, don't you worry.
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"Oh, don't you worry.
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Most of you will never fall in love
and marry out of fear of dying alone."
Huffines Has It! (it= the dead bodies in the epstein ranch)
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Huffines Has It! (it= the dead bodies in the epstein ranch)
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it is time for people to step away from the toxic online fandoms surrounding TV/movies/music and embrace the National Football League
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
it is time for people to step away from the toxic online fandoms surrounding TV/movies/music and embrace the National Football League
one of the few times he ever went skiing, my dad went down a moguls slope by accident
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
one of the few times he ever went skiing, my dad went down a moguls slope by accident
Theres and attack ad against Wesley hunt which mostly attacks his no shows for votes, but also has a still picture of representative hunt eating chicken at his desk and I shouted holy SHIT that is racist
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Theres and attack ad against Wesley hunt which mostly attacks his no shows for votes, but also has a still picture of representative hunt eating chicken at his desk and I shouted holy SHIT that is racist
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
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I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
If I'm counting it all up right, the Grizzlies have turned Desmond Bane and Jaren Jackson Jr. into Cedric Coward, five first-round picks (plus a swap), about $17.5M in expiring contracts and the biggest trade exception in NBA history. Lots of raw materials to work with, at least.
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I say this every NBA trade deadline, but if I ever have to learn what a trade exception is or how to calculate it for my job, I swear to God I am going to hunt down everyone who rooted for a salary cap in MLB and fill the air vents in their cars with bees
re-listening to Revolutions because I thought my Dad would really like it and like having media with no visual input. We're almost done with the French Revolution and @mikeduncan.bsky.social remarks that he's reactivated his twitter and I cried out eleven years into the past saying "no! don't!"
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
re-listening to Revolutions because I thought my Dad would really like it and like having media with no visual input. We're almost done with the French Revolution and @mikeduncan.bsky.social remarks that he's reactivated his twitter and I cried out eleven years into the past saying "no! don't!"
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the most famous graduate of my high school is me
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the most famous graduate of my high school is me
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it's killing me that the DoD gave CBP anti-aircraft capability it leaked that CBP used it to shoot down a children's party balloon and CBP had to reach out and correct the record that actually they shot down FOUR children's party balloons
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
it's killing me that the DoD gave CBP anti-aircraft capability it leaked that CBP used it to shoot down a children's party balloon and CBP had to reach out and correct the record that actually they shot down FOUR children's party balloons
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🎶 Out by the West Texas town of El Paso
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
NEW: U.S. military shot down what was believed to be a foreign drone near El Paso this week, but it turned out to be party balloon - Fox News
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🎶 Out by the West Texas town of El Paso
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
We reenacted an old Nena tune
Army believed cartel drones were encroachin’
That’s how we shot down a party balloon 🎶
renard johnson hasn't really had much to deal with as mayor, a pretty bad response to a water contamination ended up mostly blamed on the city council, but him coming out and basically saying "hey, what the hell are you idiots doing" is a pretty good public stance.
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
renard johnson hasn't really had much to deal with as mayor, a pretty bad response to a water contamination ended up mostly blamed on the city council, but him coming out and basically saying "hey, what the hell are you idiots doing" is a pretty good public stance.
noventa y nueve globos rojos pasan! <synth break>
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
noventa y nueve globos rojos pasan! <synth break>
"and also Take That doing a Beatles medley. No. Yikes. I'm not looking that up."
e32 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on britney spears' "TOXIC," a world-historically great song from a pop star having a world-historically horrible time open.spotify.com/episode/16p9...
Britney Spears – “Toxic”
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
"and also Take That doing a Beatles medley. No. Yikes. I'm not looking that up."
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Okay, reading the actual statements (assuming they're accurate, which is a BIG assumption these days), the military started taling out drones with lasers and stuff, didn't TELL the FAA about it, and when the FAA found out didn't stop so the FAA put out the TFR to protect civil traffic until
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Okay, reading the actual statements (assuming they're accurate, which is a BIG assumption these days), the military started taling out drones with lasers and stuff, didn't TELL the FAA about it, and when the FAA found out didn't stop so the FAA put out the TFR to protect civil traffic until
so DOD was doing a drone test, didn't tell the civvies, and the civvies went "OH FUCK ALIENS?????" because communication is what marriage counselors tell you to do, and only <radio edit>s do what marriage counselors tell them to do.
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
so DOD was doing a drone test, didn't tell the civvies, and the civvies went "OH FUCK ALIENS?????" because communication is what marriage counselors tell you to do, and only <radio edit>s do what marriage counselors tell them to do.
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favorite highway sign is relevant again. texas is big, el paso is far
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
favorite highway sign is relevant again. texas is big, el paso is far
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Sean Duffy bet on this in kalshi and then made it happen
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Sean Duffy bet on this in kalshi and then made it happen
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I am mysteriously closing the airspace over a city on the Mexican border. (everyone gets mad at me) Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying to remove it
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I am mysteriously closing the airspace over a city on the Mexican border. (everyone gets mad at me) Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m trying to remove it
Uh. Anyone got a clue why the el paso airport got shut down
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Uh. Anyone got a clue why the el paso airport got shut down
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my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
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February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
Being very insistent on my nonintuitive nickname was very good Ally Training.
Baffled by transphobes insisting that the name on your birth certificate is Your True Name Forever when it was common in my grandparents' generation to just...pick a name you like and use that, nbd. I literally found out both of my grandma's birth certificate first names FROM THEIR OBITUARIES.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Being very insistent on my nonintuitive nickname was very good Ally Training.