Toney Toonies
@kirbyssb.bsky.social
Reluctant social media user. Lover of nature and hater of our current situation.
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Too many of you fell for Lastman's Ford's and Tory's low tax bullshit and now we all pay the price for your stupidity
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Too many of you fell for Lastman's Ford's and Tory's low tax bullshit and now we all pay the price for your stupidity
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It’s a great time to cancel Spotify in favor of an alternative like Deezer instead of US-based Apple or Tidal, or even try going without streaming altogether!
Spotify is hiking prices again
Spotify is hiking prices again
Plans are increasing by $1-$2 per month.
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It’s a great time to cancel Spotify in favor of an alternative like Deezer instead of US-based Apple or Tidal, or even try going without streaming altogether!
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"Meal Team Six Gravy Seal Mfer" I would never recover from this.
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"Meal Team Six Gravy Seal Mfer" I would never recover from this.
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lol like @evansolomon.bsky.social is capable of any aspect of his file; he can’t even figure out cross-posting to multiple social networks.
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
lol like @evansolomon.bsky.social is capable of any aspect of his file; he can’t even figure out cross-posting to multiple social networks.
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hey I wonder if it's easy to find Bryan's personal cell number online
hmm, I wonder www.press-presse.ca/en/press-gal...
hmm, I wonder www.press-presse.ca/en/press-gal...
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
hey I wonder if it's easy to find Bryan's personal cell number online
hmm, I wonder www.press-presse.ca/en/press-gal...
hmm, I wonder www.press-presse.ca/en/press-gal...
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If you're in Toronto this Saturday, come on down to Nathan Phillips Square at noon and bring your whistles; bells; maracas; pots and pans and MAKE SOME NOISE AGAINST HATE. AGAIN. The bedbugs are back...
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If you're in Toronto this Saturday, come on down to Nathan Phillips Square at noon and bring your whistles; bells; maracas; pots and pans and MAKE SOME NOISE AGAINST HATE. AGAIN. The bedbugs are back...
Neocarneyism.
It's essentially neoliberalism but somehow even more corrupt.
It's essentially neoliberalism but somehow even more corrupt.
More will if you include a link www.theguardian.com/business/201...
Canadian journalist sacked in scandal involving art sale to Mark Carney
Bank of England governor was interviewed on CBC, the national broadcaster, by Evan Solomon, who brokered deals and took secret commissions, says report
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Neocarneyism.
It's essentially neoliberalism but somehow even more corrupt.
It's essentially neoliberalism but somehow even more corrupt.
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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Young men deserve honesty, not political branding. My new op-ed argues that Jamil Jivani reduces real struggles into partisan talking points while ignoring harder truths. We need solutions, not slogans, and a politics that treats young men as people, not props. #CDNpoli #ONpoli
ADAMS: Jamil Jivani's Narrow Politics of Young Men
Blaming DEI is easy. Fixing what's really hurting young men is harder.
provincialtimes.ca
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
By exploiting others, contributing to the misery of millions of Americans and then profiting from it, and marrying the most sinister hip-hop artist next to P. Diddy.
Saved you a click.
Saved you a click.
Big B and that ‘B’ stands for billionaire! 👑🐝 #Beyoncé has officially hit the three-comma club, becoming the fifth musician to achieve the status.
nowtoronto.com/culture/beyo...
nowtoronto.com/culture/beyo...
Beyoncé is a billionaire! Here’s how she did it - NOW Toronto
Big B and that ‘B’ stands for billionaire! Beyoncé has joined the three-comma club, becoming the fifth musician to achieve the status.
nowtoronto.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
By exploiting others, contributing to the misery of millions of Americans and then profiting from it, and marrying the most sinister hip-hop artist next to P. Diddy.
Saved you a click.
Saved you a click.
Is it islamophobic to suggest that Trump's suddenly complimentary attitude towards Mamdani *may* be connected to MBS?
The global G.O.T. is a real thing and given the acknowledged thinking of nation state leaders who are not beholden to 4 year terms it's not implausible.
The global G.O.T. is a real thing and given the acknowledged thinking of nation state leaders who are not beholden to 4 year terms it's not implausible.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Is it islamophobic to suggest that Trump's suddenly complimentary attitude towards Mamdani *may* be connected to MBS?
The global G.O.T. is a real thing and given the acknowledged thinking of nation state leaders who are not beholden to 4 year terms it's not implausible.
The global G.O.T. is a real thing and given the acknowledged thinking of nation state leaders who are not beholden to 4 year terms it's not implausible.
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I love how Canadian provinces just have an option to go “Fuck the constitution, actually” for most things that’s constitutionally protected. Kinda makes our entire country a joke.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I love how Canadian provinces just have an option to go “Fuck the constitution, actually” for most things that’s constitutionally protected. Kinda makes our entire country a joke.
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This was the worst way to find out Keith Olbermann is on bluesky.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This was the worst way to find out Keith Olbermann is on bluesky.
If you thought that having sex with with a maniacal dog-eating anti-vaxxer who is 40 years her senior and has a worm in his brain was the most embarrassing thing Olivia Nuzzi could ever do, buckle up.
This article is somehow worse.
Her writing makes Tommy Wiseau look like Arthur Miller.
This article is somehow worse.
Her writing makes Tommy Wiseau look like Arthur Miller.
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you thought that having sex with with a maniacal dog-eating anti-vaxxer who is 40 years her senior and has a worm in his brain was the most embarrassing thing Olivia Nuzzi could ever do, buckle up.
This article is somehow worse.
Her writing makes Tommy Wiseau look like Arthur Miller.
This article is somehow worse.
Her writing makes Tommy Wiseau look like Arthur Miller.
Once again Dung Ford shows his contempt for Canada's democracy, people, and history.
Where are all the Conservatives who were up in arms over the removal of John A. MacDonald statues? It seems like their concerns about the erasure of Canadian history should apply here too.
Where are all the Conservatives who were up in arms over the removal of John A. MacDonald statues? It seems like their concerns about the erasure of Canadian history should apply here too.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
My office just uncovered that, buried in their Fall Economic Statement, Ford’s Conservatives are quietly seizing control of Exhibition Place.
#ONpoli
My office just uncovered that, buried in their Fall Economic Statement, Ford’s Conservatives are quietly seizing control of Exhibition Place.
#ONpoli
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Once again Dung Ford shows his contempt for Canada's democracy, people, and history.
Where are all the Conservatives who were up in arms over the removal of John A. MacDonald statues? It seems like their concerns about the erasure of Canadian history should apply here too.
Where are all the Conservatives who were up in arms over the removal of John A. MacDonald statues? It seems like their concerns about the erasure of Canadian history should apply here too.
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Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.
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Everyone getting mad at the New York Times for sitting on or suppressing mountains of evidence about Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump need to realize that they had a lot on their plate with trying to keep the country afraid of trans kids and Palestinians
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everyone getting mad at the New York Times for sitting on or suppressing mountains of evidence about Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump need to realize that they had a lot on their plate with trying to keep the country afraid of trans kids and Palestinians
Babcock's gravest sin was standing up to Paul & Mitch Marner and a guy who harassed a Black woman who was alone in her car at night, and is evidently more interested in spending his offseasons with a bastion of toxic masculinity (Justin Bieber) than training with Crosby, McDavid, MacKinnon, etc.
Watching the #Leafs I'm starting to believe that Mike Babcock wasn't the problem after all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Babcock's gravest sin was standing up to Paul & Mitch Marner and a guy who harassed a Black woman who was alone in her car at night, and is evidently more interested in spending his offseasons with a bastion of toxic masculinity (Justin Bieber) than training with Crosby, McDavid, MacKinnon, etc.
Guys upset by this statement are telling on themselves.
I’ve only known two types of short men: casanovas who can pull ANYONE and then batshit rageaholics.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Guys upset by this statement are telling on themselves.
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I’m still mad. This unintelligent, deeply vapid, bovine podcast discussion is an insult to the existing (powerful, often brilliant, complex, challenging and nimble) canon of feminist works critiquing contemporary capitalism.
You’ve read nothing. We can see clearly that you’ve read nothing.
You’ve read nothing. We can see clearly that you’ve read nothing.
As long as you are leaning into the fascist zeitgeist, it seems that you too can be invited on a New York Times podcast to espouse your utterly vacuous and historically and politically illiterate views on feminism.
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m still mad. This unintelligent, deeply vapid, bovine podcast discussion is an insult to the existing (powerful, often brilliant, complex, challenging and nimble) canon of feminist works critiquing contemporary capitalism.
You’ve read nothing. We can see clearly that you’ve read nothing.
You’ve read nothing. We can see clearly that you’ve read nothing.