Walter S Pumpkins 🪦👻🎃
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Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
I wonder if Matt LaFleur had Chuck Schumer call the offense the first half
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I wonder if Matt LaFleur had Chuck Schumer call the offense the first half
Nights like tonight I really wish bluesky wasn’t a Philly sports app
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Nights like tonight I really wish bluesky wasn’t a Philly sports app
What a shitty way to lose a football game, on an illegal shift
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What a shitty way to lose a football game, on an illegal shift
Matt LaFleur is the most predictable coach in the league
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Matt LaFleur is the most predictable coach in the league
Once again I am begging ad agencies to stop depicting Santa Claus as a lumbersexual silver fox
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Once again I am begging ad agencies to stop depicting Santa Claus as a lumbersexual silver fox
Next time a NY football team plays they need to interview Zohran Mamdani
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Next time a NY football team plays they need to interview Zohran Mamdani
Having a demanding job and being in cancer treatment are two things that are very at odds with each other
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Having a demanding job and being in cancer treatment are two things that are very at odds with each other
If I die in the middle of the night they damn well better let me get the rest of my 8 hours on the other side before they make me stand in line at St. Peter’s Gate
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If I die in the middle of the night they damn well better let me get the rest of my 8 hours on the other side before they make me stand in line at St. Peter’s Gate
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
Threw on Fox News just to laugh at them and Hannity is justifying these losses by saying all the republicans moved away instead of voting
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Threw on Fox News just to laugh at them and Hannity is justifying these losses by saying all the republicans moved away instead of voting
It’s tempting to watch this just to see him lose his mind when Mamdani wins
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November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s tempting to watch this just to see him lose his mind when Mamdani wins
This is a fun thread
I want to see Mamdani win in NYC tomorrow for a lot of reasons, but one of them is absolutely to watch Bill Ackman crash out
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is a fun thread
Nowhere near the top of the list of issues with this, but why are we wasting $100k a pop for Grand Wagoneers for these clowns to play bumper cars in? I keep seeing that again and again
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nowhere near the top of the list of issues with this, but why are we wasting $100k a pop for Grand Wagoneers for these clowns to play bumper cars in? I keep seeing that again and again
I want this game to be as insane as possible. It’s too late to do anything else so I’m committed now. Entertain me dammit
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I want this game to be as insane as possible. It’s too late to do anything else so I’m committed now. Entertain me dammit
Good thing I spent $40 on candy, I got one trick or treater
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Good thing I spent $40 on candy, I got one trick or treater
Cmon just let us watch the guy get tackled
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cmon just let us watch the guy get tackled
This stuff is basically Fireball flavored tea
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This stuff is basically Fireball flavored tea
Trump is trying to do all sorts of redecorating in the White House so nobody else will ever want to live there
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trump is trying to do all sorts of redecorating in the White House so nobody else will ever want to live there
So like, is SpaceX twitter for space? Sounds pretty lame
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So like, is SpaceX twitter for space? Sounds pretty lame
I read some viral tweet once that said lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake and I’ve gotta say… that stuck with me
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I read some viral tweet once that said lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake and I’ve gotta say… that stuck with me
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I thought I was just gonna catch the last few innings before bed lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I thought I was just gonna catch the last few innings before bed lol
I missed the good part of this game which happened while I was watching Monday Night Football. Literally the moment I turned the game on, both teams stopped scoring. This is my fault. I’m so sorry everyone. I’m committed now, I can’t turn it off.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I missed the good part of this game which happened while I was watching Monday Night Football. Literally the moment I turned the game on, both teams stopped scoring. This is my fault. I’m so sorry everyone. I’m committed now, I can’t turn it off.
I think OnlyFans and FanDuel should merge. For the Fans.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think OnlyFans and FanDuel should merge. For the Fans.
Oh you have parents? So you’re a nepo baby then
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh you have parents? So you’re a nepo baby then
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If there’s a recession let’s all pledge not to do the stomp clap hey thing again.
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If there’s a recession let’s all pledge not to do the stomp clap hey thing again.