Walter (dead)
@nedzeppelin.bsky.social
Steel guitar enthusiast, proud Minneapolitan
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Well, for the foreseeable future it looks like I’m gonna be dealing with near constant sciatica pain until chemo or radiation can reverse the damage. Time to finally get a standing desk I guess.
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Well, for the foreseeable future it looks like I’m gonna be dealing with near constant sciatica pain until chemo or radiation can reverse the damage. Time to finally get a standing desk I guess.
How do you even find out you’ve got Olympic level talent at something like curling or luge, that’s what I want to know
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
How do you even find out you’ve got Olympic level talent at something like curling or luge, that’s what I want to know
I guess Trump didn’t want to watch Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I guess Trump didn’t want to watch Kid Rock
Well that does it, Mike Tyson has convinced me to stop eating twinkies
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Well that does it, Mike Tyson has convinced me to stop eating twinkies
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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WINTER OLYMPIC ATHLETE: *does the most impressive and dangerous athletic maneuver I have ever seen in my life*
COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
WINTER OLYMPIC ATHLETE: *does the most impressive and dangerous athletic maneuver I have ever seen in my life*
COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
Surprised he was tall enough to be let in in the first place
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Surprised he was tall enough to be let in in the first place
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
“Like a dog” was always his go-to even though it seldom made sense… so wait does this mean he’s finally learning what dogs are?
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
“Like a dog” was always his go-to even though it seldom made sense… so wait does this mean he’s finally learning what dogs are?
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
So I haven’t read the article, what’s the deal with the ski jumpers? They’re using their dicks like helicopters to get more hang time? Cool idea tbh
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
So I haven’t read the article, what’s the deal with the ski jumpers? They’re using their dicks like helicopters to get more hang time? Cool idea tbh
Money can’t buy Elon happiness because no amount of money could ever make him cool
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Money can’t buy Elon happiness because no amount of money could ever make him cool
Just turned on the Bucks game and they’re up by over 20 points. Just watch, they’ll somehow still end up losing
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Just turned on the Bucks game and they’re up by over 20 points. Just watch, they’ll somehow still end up losing
I hate being ruled by bad spellers
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I hate being ruled by bad spellers
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
About a year in was when I found out I had cancer. I definitely look and feel like a wizened old man compared to pre-pandemic me
reminds me of a friend who explained why recent years have felt so weird to so many millennials here and it’s because “we went into the pandemic young people and came out of it old”
I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
January 29, 2026 at 4:29 AM
About a year in was when I found out I had cancer. I definitely look and feel like a wizened old man compared to pre-pandemic me
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american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes
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Why stop there? No money for DHS unless Miller is forced to admit Elon is banging his wife.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Why stop there? No money for DHS unless Miller is forced to admit Elon is banging his wife.
Perhaps they should stop winding it
The “Doomsday Clock" has moved to 85 seconds to midnight, the closest its ever been.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Perhaps they should stop winding it
Just measured my cat’s head and folks it gives me no pleasure to report this but it turns out he’s pretty dumb, even for a cat
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Just measured my cat’s head and folks it gives me no pleasure to report this but it turns out he’s pretty dumb, even for a cat
I used to follow a ton of right wing accounts back in the Walter era and all that I got out of reading the shit they posted was mad. It’s not good for you. These people are morons.
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I used to follow a ton of right wing accounts back in the Walter era and all that I got out of reading the shit they posted was mad. It’s not good for you. These people are morons.
If I said Dan Bovino which dipshit do you picture first?
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
If I said Dan Bovino which dipshit do you picture first?
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else