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Kash Patel, 9/11/2001: We will go to the ends of the earth and spare no expense or resource to find that plane and bring it to justice
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kash Patel, 9/11/2001: We will go to the ends of the earth and spare no expense or resource to find that plane and bring it to justice
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AI use is gonna be like plastic surgery: when it's obvious and over the top will incur some stigma, when done well, you won't even know.
You can, but it's going to be demo and social network based. There's definitely going to be a major stigma towards being a Clippy addict in a lot of white collar professional circles.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AI use is gonna be like plastic surgery: when it's obvious and over the top will incur some stigma, when done well, you won't even know.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
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you might look at my account and think "who is this? why does she have so many followers?" and the answer is yes, i am the celebrated and reclusive author JD Salinger
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
you might look at my account and think "who is this? why does she have so many followers?" and the answer is yes, i am the celebrated and reclusive author JD Salinger
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It's not that complicated. if I got paid like $10k/month posting macedonian culture war slop I'd be posting AI pics as a beautiful macedonian woman saying i can't walk around skopje anymore because of albanian crime
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's not that complicated. if I got paid like $10k/month posting macedonian culture war slop I'd be posting AI pics as a beautiful macedonian woman saying i can't walk around skopje anymore because of albanian crime
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once again i have chosen the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Despite all the talk of market bubbles, Miran's old shop has put out a call for the S&P500 to triple. Because MAGA. on.ft.com/4rpFNVp
Maybe the S&P 500 will triple?
Stephen Miran’s old shop reckons that stocks are ‘not even close’ to a bubble
on.ft.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
once again i have chosen the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
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This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
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Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
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oh i'm sorry am i bothering you???
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
oh i'm sorry am i bothering you???
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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One sick puppy.
December 8, 2024 at 11:29 AM
One sick puppy.
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I would just like to thank my friends for being my friend.. I mean, it’s a questionable life decision on your part but I dig it
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I would just like to thank my friends for being my friend.. I mean, it’s a questionable life decision on your part but I dig it
Caturday: One year of Mama moving from porch cat to inside cat
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Caturday: One year of Mama moving from porch cat to inside cat
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i did not want to snap into this post
Imagine RFK cumming and it's just a footlong slim jim slowly extruded from his urethra while he makes noises like a broken transmission grinding into gear
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i did not want to snap into this post