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harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
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BREAKING: An ICE flight just refueled in Ireland again. A local activist pressed police to investigate for human trafficking; the plane took off 30 minutes ago.
Plus, that MAGA billionaire's jet did another ICE flight, this time to Sierra Leone.
#speirghorm
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Plus, that MAGA billionaire's jet did another ICE flight, this time to Sierra Leone.
#speirghorm
gillianbrockell.ghost.io/ice-flight-r...
ICE flight refuels in Ireland again; Irish activist pressed police to investigate
MAGA billionaire’s jet also did another ICE flight, to Sierra Leone.
gillianbrockell.ghost.io
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
BREAKING: An ICE flight just refueled in Ireland again. A local activist pressed police to investigate for human trafficking; the plane took off 30 minutes ago.
Plus, that MAGA billionaire's jet did another ICE flight, this time to Sierra Leone.
#speirghorm
gillianbrockell.ghost.io/ice-flight-r...
Plus, that MAGA billionaire's jet did another ICE flight, this time to Sierra Leone.
#speirghorm
gillianbrockell.ghost.io/ice-flight-r...
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Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.
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idk how to rebuild society for this but i don't think people should be allowed to talk like this without it going very poorly for them
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
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February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
idk how to rebuild society for this but i don't think people should be allowed to talk like this without it going very poorly for them
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OMG - This really just happened:
BALINT: This is not a game, secretary.
BONDI: I am Attorney General.
BALINT: My apologies; I couldn't tell.
BALINT: This is not a game, secretary.
BONDI: I am Attorney General.
BALINT: My apologies; I couldn't tell.
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
OMG - This really just happened:
BALINT: This is not a game, secretary.
BONDI: I am Attorney General.
BALINT: My apologies; I couldn't tell.
BALINT: This is not a game, secretary.
BONDI: I am Attorney General.
BALINT: My apologies; I couldn't tell.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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Ted Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Epstein”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
February 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ted Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Epstein”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime”
Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”
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The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.
Beautiful
SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Beautiful
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just a fucking weird statement on it's face but also highlights how filthy rich and completely out of touch trump's whole cabinet is. a private boat for a family vacation? stopping by a billionaire's island for lunch? nannies, plural?? the epstein class, indeed.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
just a fucking weird statement on it's face but also highlights how filthy rich and completely out of touch trump's whole cabinet is. a private boat for a family vacation? stopping by a billionaire's island for lunch? nannies, plural?? the epstein class, indeed.
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I’d like to report a murder.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I’d like to report a murder.
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As much as I understand being horny on main, if every suggested post I get from someone is "need to fuck," they're catching the preemptive block
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
As much as I understand being horny on main, if every suggested post I get from someone is "need to fuck," they're catching the preemptive block
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Turns out democracy *does* die in darkness
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Turns out democracy *does* die in darkness
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fwiw the white house deleting the post kind of disproves the people insisting its an orchestrated distraction
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
fwiw the white house deleting the post kind of disproves the people insisting its an orchestrated distraction
Facts
Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Facts
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Street justice
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February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Street justice
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February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
What's that? New heroes AND one of them is a cat with a jetpack? A Jetpack Cat, if you will...
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Overwatch Is Officially Dropping 10 New Heroes in 2026
Overwatch is adding ten new heroes to the game this year, and the first five of them range from terrifying to adorable to utterly intriguing.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
What's that? New heroes AND one of them is a cat with a jetpack? A Jetpack Cat, if you will...
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"Why is it that this puritanical nation, which gets so bent out of shape over drag queens reading library books to children, willingly turns a blind eye to a rapist in the Oval Office?" michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-messen...
The Messenger is Dead; the Message Remains
“If anyone causes one of these little ones -those who believe in me- to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea...
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February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"Why is it that this puritanical nation, which gets so bent out of shape over drag queens reading library books to children, willingly turns a blind eye to a rapist in the Oval Office?" michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-messen...
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What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a “study” to figure it out.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
What's most amazing about this is the fact that the WSJ needed a “study” to figure it out.
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Kids: don't let your family gaslight you into believing videogames and weird AO3 fanfic porn is bad.
All the people THEY VOTED FOR are doing this shit on an island with people from Activision, Rockstar, 4chan, and the FNAF community.
All the people THEY VOTED FOR are doing this shit on an island with people from Activision, Rockstar, 4chan, and the FNAF community.
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Kids: don't let your family gaslight you into believing videogames and weird AO3 fanfic porn is bad.
All the people THEY VOTED FOR are doing this shit on an island with people from Activision, Rockstar, 4chan, and the FNAF community.
All the people THEY VOTED FOR are doing this shit on an island with people from Activision, Rockstar, 4chan, and the FNAF community.
Rest in peace you absolute gem
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Catherine O'Hara's 5 Best Movies & TV Shows, Ranked
The late, great Catherine O'Hara appeared in dozens of films and television shows, but her best works will always be staples of pop culture.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Rest in peace you absolute gem
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January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM