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@johndodge.bsky.social
Writing about comics and whatnot on CBR. Writing about other things all over the place. He/Him/Dad
Guess which cost more: A whole stack of comics or one single booster pack... this is why I don't take Magic seriously anymore
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess which cost more: A whole stack of comics or one single booster pack... this is why I don't take Magic seriously anymore
This'll be fun
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This'll be fun
I'm reviewing every single The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode and ranking the all on Halloween. Check out the link in the comments to follow along
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm reviewing every single The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode and ranking the all on Halloween. Check out the link in the comments to follow along
Ottawa is dope sometimes
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ottawa is dope sometimes
If she's happy, then I'm alright
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If she's happy, then I'm alright
We can finally laugh at Jeremy Glinner again, y'all
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We can finally laugh at Jeremy Glinner again, y'all
This is such a good idea
July 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is such a good idea
And here I am using it to celebrate the Iron Shiek
July 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
And here I am using it to celebrate the Iron Shiek
North American premiere of I Am Frankelda was amazing. I haven't heard a theater crowd get that loud since Chris Evans picked up Mjolnir in Endgame.
July 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
North American premiere of I Am Frankelda was amazing. I haven't heard a theater crowd get that loud since Chris Evans picked up Mjolnir in Endgame.
I feel the need to confirm that, while these do look like Shaq, they also taste just as bad. Do better, big guy
July 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I feel the need to confirm that, while these do look like Shaq, they also taste just as bad. Do better, big guy
Sometimes you find a painting in a tree. Neat.
July 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sometimes you find a painting in a tree. Neat.
To all who celebrate, you know what day it is. Praise be unto him and his glorious contract
July 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To all who celebrate, you know what day it is. Praise be unto him and his glorious contract
These came in today, so I guess Arena Direct payouts are working again
June 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
These came in today, so I guess Arena Direct payouts are working again
So this aged like piss
June 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So this aged like piss
Hey kids, it's me, Bublasaur. Did you, um... did your dad say when he would be back from Valero?
May 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hey kids, it's me, Bublasaur. Did you, um... did your dad say when he would be back from Valero?
I understand it now. I get it.
May 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I understand it now. I get it.
Conversations with my wife. We're not catholic, so this is fine
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Conversations with my wife. We're not catholic, so this is fine
The only LinkedIn post I'll ever care about
May 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The only LinkedIn post I'll ever care about
That's enough of that for the weekend
May 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That's enough of that for the weekend
Okay, okay, I was wrong. AI CAN produce art. I'm sorry
May 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Okay, okay, I was wrong. AI CAN produce art. I'm sorry