Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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There’s only one thing that I like, and that is whistling in the dark.
Vile 24/7 was the baseline at the best of times. There’s really no way to discern dementia creep at this point
Trump is a demented, rageaholic. He’s going to get really, really ugly. The kindest most loving people can get really, really verbally abusive and disgusting in the throes of dementia. This person will be just vile 24/7.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Vile 24/7 was the baseline at the best of times. There’s really no way to discern dementia creep at this point
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Waiting for the "man I'm glad THAT'S over with" days.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Waiting for the "man I'm glad THAT'S over with" days.
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I did a thing
John Carpenter: oh no
John Carpenter: oh no
January 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I did a thing
John Carpenter: oh no
John Carpenter: oh no
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THEY ARE MURDERING CHILDREN.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
THEY ARE MURDERING CHILDREN.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
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“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
At this point they should really just be handing out roids to the Olympic athletes, nothing matters anymore
Nothing to see here other than a university telling its research community that AI can appropriately be used to "generate first drafts."
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February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
At this point they should really just be handing out roids to the Olympic athletes, nothing matters anymore
Cannabis marketed to aging punks: Hüsker Dübie
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Cannabis marketed to aging punks: Hüsker Dübie
Hüsker Dükes of Hazzard
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hüsker Dükes of Hazzard
Stop denying people’s right to Hüsker Dü Process
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Stop denying people’s right to Hüsker Dü Process
Hüsker Dümscrolling
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Hüsker Dümscrolling
Diet Hüsker Dëw
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Diet Hüsker Dëw
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the German for “sleigh ride in the snow” is “Schlittenfahrt im Schnee”.
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the German for “sleigh ride in the snow” is “Schlittenfahrt im Schnee”.
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Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
If you were someone who wanted to ask me a question, what would it be?
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
If you were someone who wanted to ask me a question, what would it be?
can’t talk, busy
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
can’t talk, busy
<angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
<angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Roses are red,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Roses are red,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
I’m on Team Can Condemn This
If you wanna talk about "dangerous rhetoric" we need to talk about Trump first...
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’m on Team Can Condemn This
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I asked my Magic 8-Ball if it had a personality, and it told me “YOU MAY RELY ON IT”
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I asked my Magic 8-Ball if it had a personality, and it told me “YOU MAY RELY ON IT”