Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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There’s only one thing that I like, and that is whistling in the dark.
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Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
If you were someone who wanted to ask me a question, what would it be?
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
If you were someone who wanted to ask me a question, what would it be?
can’t talk, busy
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
can’t talk, busy
<angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
<angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Whose system is it?
WHOSE SYSTEM?!!
</angry goose meme>
Roses are red,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Roses are red,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
Howard Lutnick is skeevy,
I’m on Team Can Condemn This
If you wanna talk about "dangerous rhetoric" we need to talk about Trump first...
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’m on Team Can Condemn This
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I asked my Magic 8-Ball if it had a personality, and it told me “YOU MAY RELY ON IT”
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I asked my Magic 8-Ball if it had a personality, and it told me “YOU MAY RELY ON IT”
I’m not necessarily a “smash the system” radical, but if there’s any smashing to be done, a pretty broad consensus is to start here
The Republicans are reportedly complaining that, if the American people demanded the resignation and arrest of everyone involved in the cover up of the #EpsteinFiles, the #Trump Administration would have "like 3 people left." Well, where's the flaw?
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I’m not necessarily a “smash the system” radical, but if there’s any smashing to be done, a pretty broad consensus is to start here
Tell your children not to walk my way
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Tell your children not to walk my way
And DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT shall be the whole of the law
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
And DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT shall be the whole of the law
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I watched this twice before I went to sleep last night. What you're feeling is an appropriate response from a body & brain that are struggling to integrate horrific information, regulate your nervous system, & keep you safe.
Two minutes. Give yourself two minutes of compassionate support ❤️
Two minutes. Give yourself two minutes of compassionate support ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I watched this twice before I went to sleep last night. What you're feeling is an appropriate response from a body & brain that are struggling to integrate horrific information, regulate your nervous system, & keep you safe.
Two minutes. Give yourself two minutes of compassionate support ❤️
Two minutes. Give yourself two minutes of compassionate support ❤️
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
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No son, he’s not “cuckoo” for the cereal. He’s very clearly an entirely different species of bird, and his impulsivity is the result of a sugar high, not mental illness
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
No son, he’s not “cuckoo” for the cereal. He’s very clearly an entirely different species of bird, and his impulsivity is the result of a sugar high, not mental illness
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On Monday evening, Rachel Maddow spotlighted this group working out of Baltimore. Just another in a long list of unsung, American heroes. Donate to their project!
www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
Project Salt Box: How citizen sleuths are monitoring ICE in Maryland
Inside their homes scattered around the Baltimore area, the group of watchdogs is unearthing records, like property filings, contracts, and government procurements, that are otherwise overlooked.
www.thebanner.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
On Monday evening, Rachel Maddow spotlighted this group working out of Baltimore. Just another in a long list of unsung, American heroes. Donate to their project!
www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
www.thebanner.com/community/lo...
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
This is literally the only bell or whistle in which I am interested.
Drafts? You want to impress me give me an edit button
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is literally the only bell or whistle in which I am interested.
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Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face
Age verification?
Bruh, I organized a high school antiwar walkout to protest the first Bush.
Bruh, I organized a high school antiwar walkout to protest the first Bush.
Age verification??
Bitch, I know who shot JR.
Bitch, I know who shot JR.
age verification?
i got into arguments with classmates about the 1988 election
i got into arguments with classmates about the 1988 election
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Age verification?
Bruh, I organized a high school antiwar walkout to protest the first Bush.
Bruh, I organized a high school antiwar walkout to protest the first Bush.
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roses are red
violets are not
violets are not
Severed head rituals were more widespread in Iron Age Iberia than we thought www.popsci.com/science/seve...
Severed head rituals were more widespread in Iron Age Iberia than we thought
Researchers now think at least two more groups joined the macabre custom.
www.popsci.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
roses are red
violets are not
violets are not
Big ol’ headstone
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Big ol’ headstone
you love to see it
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
you love to see it
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
They totes would’ve if it hadn’t been for those meddling frogs
It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
They totes would’ve if it hadn’t been for those meddling frogs