Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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I couldn't squeeze 'em into the column. But Grammy-winning songwriter Edgar Barrera had some choice words about the MAGA backlash against Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I couldn't squeeze 'em into the column. But Grammy-winning songwriter Edgar Barrera had some choice words about the MAGA backlash against Bad Bunny.
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
The Kid Rock performance is whatever. The reaction of the culturally challenged audience is fucking priceless.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 AM
The Kid Rock performance is whatever. The reaction of the culturally challenged audience is fucking priceless.
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“Attention, party peoples in the place to be!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Down and out”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“Attention, party peoples in the place to be!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Every day these people are in power is a crime against humanity.
NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.
Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Every day these people are in power is a crime against humanity.
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The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
Exhibit A: an emu egg.
Exhibit B: an emu egg omelette with ham, shallots, scallions, avocado and garden herbs. My Saturday brunch.
Exhibit B: an emu egg omelette with ham, shallots, scallions, avocado and garden herbs. My Saturday brunch.
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Exhibit A: an emu egg.
Exhibit B: an emu egg omelette with ham, shallots, scallions, avocado and garden herbs. My Saturday brunch.
Exhibit B: an emu egg omelette with ham, shallots, scallions, avocado and garden herbs. My Saturday brunch.
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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” — George Carlin
Epstein took this photo at a 2015 dinner with Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk and emailed it to himself. Further review shows the same photo displayed on Epstein’s credenza. While much of the image on the credenza had previously been obscured, this email now makes clear what it shows.
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” — George Carlin
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Read that again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until it sinks in.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until it sinks in.
Gaza receives 55 mutilated bodies and 66 bags of skulls from Israel www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
Israel sends 55 mutilated bodies, 66 bags of skulls to Gaza hospital
Gaza doctors say Israel delivered mutilated corpses and bags of human remains to al-Shifa. Surgical cuts in the skulls and organ theft
www.thecanary.co
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Read that again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until it sinks in.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until it sinks in.
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I feel like Dems should respond that they support nationwide independent districting commissions whenever they are questioned about gerrymandering.
Put the onus on the Republicans to respond as to why they need a finger on the scale.
Put the onus on the Republicans to respond as to why they need a finger on the scale.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I feel like Dems should respond that they support nationwide independent districting commissions whenever they are questioned about gerrymandering.
Put the onus on the Republicans to respond as to why they need a finger on the scale.
Put the onus on the Republicans to respond as to why they need a finger on the scale.
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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The problem with the Democrats isn't that they're bad at resistance it's that they're good at collaboration
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SO BAD AT THIS?!?
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The problem with the Democrats isn't that they're bad at resistance it's that they're good at collaboration
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.
Everything That Guy says and does makes me want to vomit, he’s just so relentlessly ugly, and I know that PR isn’t the most important thing about a politician but it is so FUCKING REFRESHING to witness Mamdani at the mic, he is an antidote and a balm, dude: thank you, seriously, for being nice
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Everything That Guy says and does makes me want to vomit, he’s just so relentlessly ugly, and I know that PR isn’t the most important thing about a politician but it is so FUCKING REFRESHING to witness Mamdani at the mic, he is an antidote and a balm, dude: thank you, seriously, for being nice
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May we rage when we must and rest when we can.
May we build the peace we so desperately need.
May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice that peace requires.
The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it.
Shabbat shalom ❤️
May we build the peace we so desperately need.
May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice that peace requires.
The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it.
Shabbat shalom ❤️
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
May we rage when we must and rest when we can.
May we build the peace we so desperately need.
May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice that peace requires.
The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it.
Shabbat shalom ❤️
May we build the peace we so desperately need.
May we turn our hands, in all things, to the justice that peace requires.
The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage sufficient to build it.
Shabbat shalom ❤️