Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, semi-spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
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We should allow immigrants to hunt sex offenders to earn their citizenship.
We could call it "Aliens vs. Predators."
We could call it "Aliens vs. Predators."
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
We should allow immigrants to hunt sex offenders to earn their citizenship.
We could call it "Aliens vs. Predators."
We could call it "Aliens vs. Predators."
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Roses are red
Piles of garbage fester
The president of the United States
is a child molester
Piles of garbage fester
The president of the United States
is a child molester
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Roses are red
Piles of garbage fester
The president of the United States
is a child molester
Piles of garbage fester
The president of the United States
is a child molester
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Beautiful boy.
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Beautiful boy.
I’m a teacher and I used this power to singlehandedly squash the phrase “on fleek” at my school, circa 2014. True story.
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I’m a teacher and I used this power to singlehandedly squash the phrase “on fleek” at my school, circa 2014. True story.
POV: you are a high school fashie bout to get your shit rocked
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
POV: you are a high school fashie bout to get your shit rocked
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
“Okay” 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“Okay” 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Slavery is white history, how we survived it is Black history. - Malcolm Jamal Warner
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Slavery is white history, how we survived it is Black history. - Malcolm Jamal Warner
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
Vile 24/7 was the baseline at the best of times. There’s really no way to discern dementia creep at this point
Trump is a demented, rageaholic. He’s going to get really, really ugly. The kindest most loving people can get really, really verbally abusive and disgusting in the throes of dementia. This person will be just vile 24/7.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Vile 24/7 was the baseline at the best of times. There’s really no way to discern dementia creep at this point
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Waiting for the "man I'm glad THAT'S over with" days.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Waiting for the "man I'm glad THAT'S over with" days.
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I did a thing
John Carpenter: oh no
John Carpenter: oh no
January 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I did a thing
John Carpenter: oh no
John Carpenter: oh no
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THEY ARE MURDERING CHILDREN.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
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February 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
THEY ARE MURDERING CHILDREN.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
I didn't say "kill." I mean the word that always means intent. Murder.
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“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"