Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
No one with the very well-established pedigree of MTG has a change of heart that sudden. I heard some one recently describe her as an “outrage entrepreneur” and that is exactly right. She is triangulating for power here.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No one with the very well-established pedigree of MTG has a change of heart that sudden. I heard some one recently describe her as an “outrage entrepreneur” and that is exactly right. She is triangulating for power here.
A student gave me a hug and a card thanking me for being a great teacher.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A student gave me a hug and a card thanking me for being a great teacher.
Thank you, and right back at you.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Thank you, and right back at you.
Daaaaaang I want the recipe, that sounds dope
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Daaaaaang I want the recipe, that sounds dope
There’s more than one, my dude
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There’s more than one, my dude
It’s called nonstop screaming. It’s called picking your battles.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s called nonstop screaming. It’s called picking your battles.
Seriously. I’m not always on my A game but I am absolutely going to ACE sleeping tonight
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Seriously. I’m not always on my A game but I am absolutely going to ACE sleeping tonight
Don’t know about that, but Ween will help you scrape the mucus off your brain.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Don’t know about that, but Ween will help you scrape the mucus off your brain.