Smedley Hunkerbunker
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Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’llbe in my bunk
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Aurora Perry Ellis
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Breakfast: marinated chèvre on sourdough toast with three eggs sunny side up, cooked with smashed garlic, sprinkled with flaky salt, cracked pepper and yeast.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Formal name: Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor. More commonly referred to as Crick, Cricky, Crickadee, Crick McLick, or Bad Blackhearted Baby.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
COME GET SOME HAM
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Who’s stupidly shopping for a costume at a Spirit at the mall the night before Halloween and has two thumbs?
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.

This is Homer from the underappreciated Near Dark, played by Joshua John Miller. You may recognize him from River’s Edge.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Come on by when you’re ready; we’re in the home stretch
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
cat are u ok
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am an adult and so I am allowed to have a pint of vanilla bean ice cream topped with Amarena cherries in syrup for dinner.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Absolutely fucking gorgeous day to be out in these streets. ✊🏻
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s fresh idiots (kinki)
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
October 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM