Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
I’llbe in my bunk
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’llbe in my bunk
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I need to talk to whoever compiled this anthology of scripts for middle school theater classes.
Aurora Perry Ellis
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Aurora Perry Ellis
Breakfast: marinated chèvre on sourdough toast with three eggs sunny side up, cooked with smashed garlic, sprinkled with flaky salt, cracked pepper and yeast.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Breakfast: marinated chèvre on sourdough toast with three eggs sunny side up, cooked with smashed garlic, sprinkled with flaky salt, cracked pepper and yeast.
Formal name: Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor. More commonly referred to as Crick, Cricky, Crickadee, Crick McLick, or Bad Blackhearted Baby.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Formal name: Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor. More commonly referred to as Crick, Cricky, Crickadee, Crick McLick, or Bad Blackhearted Baby.
COME GET SOME HAM
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
COME GET SOME HAM
Who’s stupidly shopping for a costume at a Spirit at the mall the night before Halloween and has two thumbs?
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Who’s stupidly shopping for a costume at a Spirit at the mall the night before Halloween and has two thumbs?
Post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
This is Homer from the underappreciated Near Dark, played by Joshua John Miller. You may recognize him from River’s Edge.
This is Homer from the underappreciated Near Dark, played by Joshua John Miller. You may recognize him from River’s Edge.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
This is Homer from the underappreciated Near Dark, played by Joshua John Miller. You may recognize him from River’s Edge.
This is Homer from the underappreciated Near Dark, played by Joshua John Miller. You may recognize him from River’s Edge.
Come on by when you’re ready; we’re in the home stretch
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Come on by when you’re ready; we’re in the home stretch
I am an adult and so I am allowed to have a pint of vanilla bean ice cream topped with Amarena cherries in syrup for dinner.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I am an adult and so I am allowed to have a pint of vanilla bean ice cream topped with Amarena cherries in syrup for dinner.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's
Women only want one thing, and it's
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's
Women only want one thing, and it's
Absolutely fucking gorgeous day to be out in these streets. ✊🏻
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Absolutely fucking gorgeous day to be out in these streets. ✊🏻
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s fresh idiots (kinki)
Women only want one thing, and it’s fresh idiots (kinki)
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s fresh idiots (kinki)
Women only want one thing, and it’s fresh idiots (kinki)
