Smedley Hunkerbunker
@joaquindead.bsky.social
Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.
Pinned
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Mr. Ian MacKaye of Fugazi
(Whose aesthetic is hardly shoegaze)
Nonetheless, while he shouts,
Has been known to rock out
With guitars both discordant and gauzy
(Whose aesthetic is hardly shoegaze)
Nonetheless, while he shouts,
Has been known to rock out
With guitars both discordant and gauzy
if you pronounce Shoegaze to rhyme with Fugazi then buddy you are two fifths of the way to a limerick that will get your ass kicked by every kind of sadsack bald person
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Mr. Ian MacKaye of Fugazi
(Whose aesthetic is hardly shoegaze)
Nonetheless, while he shouts,
Has been known to rock out
With guitars both discordant and gauzy
(Whose aesthetic is hardly shoegaze)
Nonetheless, while he shouts,
Has been known to rock out
With guitars both discordant and gauzy
Therrrrrrre we go
Ah, that explains MTG's odd resignation date; the Congressional pension vests after five years.
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Therrrrrrre we go
The counterpart to this, if you’re a man who understands it at all, is to present with as little risk as possible. Give her space and do not engage unless she initiates contact. If she smiles or says hi first, then sure, reciprocate. If not, BE ON YOUR WAY.
This this this! If we are friendly, you think it’s a come on, women don’t want to talk to men on the trail. Not even hello. Why? We know better and it’s not safe. #GetAClue!!!
Constantly Calculating Risk #duet #psa #hi #men #bear #threat #risk #danger #survival #survivor #no
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The counterpart to this, if you’re a man who understands it at all, is to present with as little risk as possible. Give her space and do not engage unless she initiates contact. If she smiles or says hi first, then sure, reciprocate. If not, BE ON YOUR WAY.
There are some things that no one should ever have to witness.
Everyone reading that new Lizza post like Herzog listening to the bear attack recording
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There are some things that no one should ever have to witness.
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Looking through old photos, came across this moment from 2015 where I was happily sipping beer and reading B. Kliban comics.
"Look, honey! It's God!"
"Look, honey! It's God!"
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Looking through old photos, came across this moment from 2015 where I was happily sipping beer and reading B. Kliban comics.
"Look, honey! It's God!"
"Look, honey! It's God!"
Flossie Dickey gives no fucks, doo dah, doo dah
Interview with 110 Year Old Woman, Flossie Dickey
YouTube video by FOX 28 Spokane
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Flossie Dickey gives no fucks, doo dah, doo dah
Like I get that you’re all “pro-ME” but maybe you should focus more on “the-US”
wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Like I get that you’re all “pro-ME” but maybe you should focus more on “the-US”
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"Here's a lil sumthin' I wrote for all you lovely ladies out there"
*flexes fingers*
🎶PLINK! PLANK! PLUNK! PLINK! PLINK!🎶 "HISSSSSS!"
*faints and plays dead*
*flexes fingers*
🎶PLINK! PLANK! PLUNK! PLINK! PLINK!🎶 "HISSSSSS!"
*faints and plays dead*
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"Here's a lil sumthin' I wrote for all you lovely ladies out there"
*flexes fingers*
🎶PLINK! PLANK! PLUNK! PLINK! PLINK!🎶 "HISSSSSS!"
*faints and plays dead*
*flexes fingers*
🎶PLINK! PLANK! PLUNK! PLINK! PLINK!🎶 "HISSSSSS!"
*faints and plays dead*
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hey so even if you do sweep Dems into power again all those people who are openly calling for your murder will still exist so what is your plan because last time Dems were in office they didn’t do anything about it and now we’re here and my god we can’t keep doing this why do you refuse the lesson
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
hey so even if you do sweep Dems into power again all those people who are openly calling for your murder will still exist so what is your plan because last time Dems were in office they didn’t do anything about it and now we’re here and my god we can’t keep doing this why do you refuse the lesson
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Clouds are pretty great sometimes.
Like it’s creepy that this question, or “gotcha” talking point, remains extant. What is the implication of thinking that anyone should care who is implicated?
You are either Team Pedo or you’re not. Nothing else matters here.
You are either Team Pedo or you’re not. Nothing else matters here.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Like it’s creepy that this question, or “gotcha” talking point, remains extant. What is the implication of thinking that anyone should care who is implicated?
You are either Team Pedo or you’re not. Nothing else matters here.
You are either Team Pedo or you’re not. Nothing else matters here.
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What's your favorite color?
1. shipwreck on a windswept shore
2. mossy wolf skull
3. explosion at the paint factory
4. gently used sword
1. shipwreck on a windswept shore
2. mossy wolf skull
3. explosion at the paint factory
4. gently used sword
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What's your favorite color?
1. shipwreck on a windswept shore
2. mossy wolf skull
3. explosion at the paint factory
4. gently used sword
1. shipwreck on a windswept shore
2. mossy wolf skull
3. explosion at the paint factory
4. gently used sword
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I cannot adequately stress how much I am not going to listen to this.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
I am definitely NOT saying that Stephen Miller should be fed into a woodchipper feet first. I am NOT saying that. Don’t put in the newspaper that I am saying that
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am definitely NOT saying that Stephen Miller should be fed into a woodchipper feet first. I am NOT saying that. Don’t put in the newspaper that I am saying that
there’s nothing on the radio anymore but accordion music, because of welk
they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there’s nothing on the radio anymore but accordion music, because of welk
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‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
‘The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
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The only way to for the public to see complete Epstein files is to leak it. Do it. Now. Anything else is complicit.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The only way to for the public to see complete Epstein files is to leak it. Do it. Now. Anything else is complicit.
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Confession: I have an indefensible animus against anyone who pronounces the word “celery” as “celry”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Confession: I have an indefensible animus against anyone who pronounces the word “celery” as “celry”.
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Girl, are you the Star Wars universe? Because I cannot be bothered any more
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Girl, are you the Star Wars universe? Because I cannot be bothered any more