Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
“Oh my.”
Who said it gayer, George Takei or C-3PO?
Who said it gayer, George Takei or C-3PO?
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“Oh my.”
Who said it gayer, George Takei or C-3PO?
Who said it gayer, George Takei or C-3PO?
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What is a woman?
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
What is a woman?
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
What is a woman?
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
What is a woman?
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
She’s a bitch. She’s a lover. She’s a child. She’s a mother. She’s a sinner. She’s a saint. And she does not feel ashamed.
The opposition party went out to buy cigarettes decades ago and never came back and I forgot what they look like
the issue here is that the EU is currently looking to see if anyone in the US opposition is actually capable of, you know, assisting them against being economically coerced, you know?
He’s making a completely different point about how fucked up life is here for most people. It’s not targeted to our EU allies.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The opposition party went out to buy cigarettes decades ago and never came back and I forgot what they look like
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An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Have we heard from the Viking Dude community about the Greenland nonsense yet?
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Have we heard from the Viking Dude community about the Greenland nonsense yet?
Today’s art of an Avon sales award that I fixed is still relevant this year
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Today’s art of an Avon sales award that I fixed is still relevant this year
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ATTENTION: Due to the UNACCEPTABLE “BEHAVIOR” of the shops at the West Town Shoppes (a SILLY name that sounds MUCH NICER than they are), and ESPECIALLY THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY BY ULTA, who I have used the bathroom at many times!, for helping Steakhouse I must now boycott the entire mall! Thank you!
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
ATTENTION: Due to the UNACCEPTABLE “BEHAVIOR” of the shops at the West Town Shoppes (a SILLY name that sounds MUCH NICER than they are), and ESPECIALLY THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY BY ULTA, who I have used the bathroom at many times!, for helping Steakhouse I must now boycott the entire mall! Thank you!
One day I will be able to stop Banality of Evil posting but not for a long time I’m sure
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
One day I will be able to stop Banality of Evil posting but not for a long time I’m sure
The least evil social network is Craigslist and I don’t think that will ever change
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The least evil social network is Craigslist and I don’t think that will ever change
An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Put on too much eye Shadow and now I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Put on too much eye Shadow and now I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men
Greenland is strategic not because of its location, but because the largest entrance to the series of underground tunnels discovered by the Enlightened Masters are there and it’s the easiest way to reach the Nazi base under Antarctica
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Greenland is strategic not because of its location, but because the largest entrance to the series of underground tunnels discovered by the Enlightened Masters are there and it’s the easiest way to reach the Nazi base under Antarctica
ICE melts in the cold
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
ICE melts in the cold
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The Newsom ‘28 push is as greasy and used car salesmanny as Newsom himself
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Newsom ‘28 push is as greasy and used car salesmanny as Newsom himself
The worst part of Trump getting that woman’s Nobel prize is all the AI slop schlock of other people giving him their awards JUST STOP IT YOU CANT FIGHT FASCISTS WITH THE FASCIST PLAGIARISM MACHINE
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The worst part of Trump getting that woman’s Nobel prize is all the AI slop schlock of other people giving him their awards JUST STOP IT YOU CANT FIGHT FASCISTS WITH THE FASCIST PLAGIARISM MACHINE
Turning listening to The Rev Horton Heat into a teachable moment by telling my son that under no circumstance should he ever, ever, touch bales of cocaine that fall from low flying planes
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Turning listening to The Rev Horton Heat into a teachable moment by telling my son that under no circumstance should he ever, ever, touch bales of cocaine that fall from low flying planes
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Look, what’s it going to take to get me to lock you in on Newsom for 2028? I mean, if you sign up today you can get a tote bag with an AI meme of your choice, and more importantly I can get you on the waitlist for your preferred tranny camp. Those spots are filling fast and i’m down to a few totes!
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Look, what’s it going to take to get me to lock you in on Newsom for 2028? I mean, if you sign up today you can get a tote bag with an AI meme of your choice, and more importantly I can get you on the waitlist for your preferred tranny camp. Those spots are filling fast and i’m down to a few totes!
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Kinks of Leon
Kinks of Leon
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Curb
The Curb
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Green Bay
Green Bay
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Kinks of Leon
Kinks of Leon
The Newsom ‘28 push is as greasy and used car salesmanny as Newsom himself
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Newsom ‘28 push is as greasy and used car salesmanny as Newsom himself
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Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence
Boarding up the Overton Window to keep more zombie ideas from crawling through
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Boarding up the Overton Window to keep more zombie ideas from crawling through
Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Boys will seriously say “This series is really historically accurate” and it’s literally just has a bunch of sexual violence
Taking doomerism to its logical endpoint and leaving the door open on my anti-matter generator after setting it to “Obliterate”
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Taking doomerism to its logical endpoint and leaving the door open on my anti-matter generator after setting it to “Obliterate”
Gavin Newsom is in Big Tech’s pocket because it takes a large city’s worth of energy to fit all of that smug, self satisfication into each of those AI memes he loves
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Gavin Newsom is in Big Tech’s pocket because it takes a large city’s worth of energy to fit all of that smug, self satisfication into each of those AI memes he loves