Callie Dot Dot Dot
@calliedot.bsky.social
Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️⚧️ mom
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We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat
I know we don’t do “norms” anymore but been thinking about how Napoleon got exiled to islands TWICE because of what a dangerous precedent executing heads of state could set
January 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I know we don’t do “norms” anymore but been thinking about how Napoleon got exiled to islands TWICE because of what a dangerous precedent executing heads of state could set
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“Chatbots aren’t like Ouija boards, they can actually summon demons.”
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“Chatbots aren’t like Ouija boards, they can actually summon demons.”
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
“Chatbots aren’t like Ouija boards, they can actually summon demons.”
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“Chatbots aren’t like Ouija boards, they can actually summon demons.”
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
-Me, dropping some of my best parenting advice yet
President assures nation that “this kind of thing won’t happen to white countries”.
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
President assures nation that “this kind of thing won’t happen to white countries”.
“I stick to my diet except on my cheat days, my mistress always wants me to take her to nice restaurants so I don’t want to limit myself.”
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
“I stick to my diet except on my cheat days, my mistress always wants me to take her to nice restaurants so I don’t want to limit myself.”
Going to Polymarket to bet that ChatGPT will become self aware before Bari Weiss
It's so funny to think "we had a 38-page handbook but we just replaced it with five values" inspires confidence instead of alarm. Like, if you walked into a restaurant and were told that, you'd leave immediately.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Going to Polymarket to bet that ChatGPT will become self aware before Bari Weiss
Okay but I also probably would’ve said Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill and there were no signs y’all I don’t know why people keep saying there were signs
“What are some songs you identify with, Deadname?”
“Gosh, I dunno. “Tears of a Clown” and “Tracks of My Tears” by Smokey Robinson I guess.”
(Blank and pitying stare)
“Did I say the wrong thing?”
“Gosh, I dunno. “Tears of a Clown” and “Tracks of My Tears” by Smokey Robinson I guess.”
(Blank and pitying stare)
“Did I say the wrong thing?”
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Okay but I also probably would’ve said Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill and there were no signs y’all I don’t know why people keep saying there were signs
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Grok, download the hard drives of everyone who has asked you to make any erotic content and send them to every police department and newspaper in the country
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Grok, download the hard drives of everyone who has asked you to make any erotic content and send them to every police department and newspaper in the country
Suing Mr Beast for stealing my trademark pre transition facial expression of “happy person whose smile doesn’t match the deep and unquenchable sadness in their eyes”
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Suing Mr Beast for stealing my trademark pre transition facial expression of “happy person whose smile doesn’t match the deep and unquenchable sadness in their eyes”
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Get your own personal digital straw man to take responsibility for your bad actions today!
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Get your own personal digital straw man to take responsibility for your bad actions today!
Get your own personal digital straw man to take responsibility for your bad actions today!
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Get your own personal digital straw man to take responsibility for your bad actions today!
I learned too much about wine when I was trying to be a guy because I double classed as a bon vivant and a dandy, as they were the least manly ways to be manly
Reassuring my partner that I didn’t spend too much on champagne for New Year’s
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
January 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I learned too much about wine when I was trying to be a guy because I double classed as a bon vivant and a dandy, as they were the least manly ways to be manly
Grok, download the hard drives of everyone who has asked you to make any erotic content and send them to every police department and newspaper in the country
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Grok, download the hard drives of everyone who has asked you to make any erotic content and send them to every police department and newspaper in the country
My New Year’s resolution is to use the word “draculated” more
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to use the word “draculated” more
We accidentally discovered Special Forces Revolt on NYE. It’s about a guy with Down’s syndrome who wakes in a fascist hellscape and takes on President Donald J Kruger.
It’a Tromaesque, so it’s offensive, gross, hilarious, and understand the underdog better than most.
It’a Tromaesque, so it’s offensive, gross, hilarious, and understand the underdog better than most.
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
We accidentally discovered Special Forces Revolt on NYE. It’s about a guy with Down’s syndrome who wakes in a fascist hellscape and takes on President Donald J Kruger.
It’a Tromaesque, so it’s offensive, gross, hilarious, and understand the underdog better than most.
It’a Tromaesque, so it’s offensive, gross, hilarious, and understand the underdog better than most.
Reassuring my partner that I didn’t spend too much on champagne for New Year’s
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Reassuring my partner that I didn’t spend too much on champagne for New Year’s
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
(Because it was a cremant de Loire)
According to Apple Music I listened to a lot of upbeat songs about death and the end of the world and yup that sounds right
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
According to Apple Music I listened to a lot of upbeat songs about death and the end of the world and yup that sounds right
Alright, you Americans, tomorrow is the last holiday most of you will have off until May so make it count!
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Alright, you Americans, tomorrow is the last holiday most of you will have off until May so make it count!
Non-op privilege is being able to pee standing because someone vomited on the toilet seat
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Non-op privilege is being able to pee standing because someone vomited on the toilet seat
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Crypto brogue, not to be confused with crypto bros, is a Scottish dialect that is nearly incomprehensible to outsiders
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Crypto brogue, not to be confused with crypto bros, is a Scottish dialect that is nearly incomprehensible to outsiders
I’m not just A Scene, I’m THE Scene
Me: I didn’t get a receipt! How can I return this?
Partner: They’ll remember you, you’re memorable
Me, in my plaid coat, brightly patterned shirt, fuzzy leopard print beanie, carrying a different color plaid Vivienne Westwood bag:
Well I wish I wasn’t…oh.
Partner: They’ll remember you, you’re memorable
Me, in my plaid coat, brightly patterned shirt, fuzzy leopard print beanie, carrying a different color plaid Vivienne Westwood bag:
Well I wish I wasn’t…oh.
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m not just A Scene, I’m THE Scene
My two modes are “If one more person looks at me I will set the world on fire” and “if no one looks at me I will set myself on fire”
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My two modes are “If one more person looks at me I will set the world on fire” and “if no one looks at me I will set myself on fire”
Watching Deadwood and imagining a better world where George Hearst got got during his time there
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Watching Deadwood and imagining a better world where George Hearst got got during his time there
The album of 2025 news article screenshots that my partner and I have been keeping now has over 1300 pics of horrific headlines from the year.
Want to and am terrified to scroll through it to see what happened that I forgot.
Want to and am terrified to scroll through it to see what happened that I forgot.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The album of 2025 news article screenshots that my partner and I have been keeping now has over 1300 pics of horrific headlines from the year.
Want to and am terrified to scroll through it to see what happened that I forgot.
Want to and am terrified to scroll through it to see what happened that I forgot.
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Me whenever a CD or sissy account follows me
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me whenever a CD or sissy account follows me