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The other one went a bit rancid so here we are
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it rules that every day now is just watching everything in your life get more expensive and worse and then also constantly being told that nothing is more expensive or worse
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Remember that period of time where we forgot they existed?
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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For context this "independent voice" is a former Conservative candidate and the sister-in-law of David Cameron
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So he is dying then
Trump lashes out at reporters asking for his MRI results:
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Since its Friday night and we all love a laugh, here’s my theory of how the Glorious Revolution in 1688 has been at the core of British governance ever since.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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You know for a fact they're only doing this because juries are routinely finding anti-genocide and climate change protestors innocent.
Bit of a test case here for “is liberalism still a real thing, or is it just a political version of a collection of Labubus that you show off to your friends” IMO.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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800 years of the right to be tried by our peers to go

“Jury trials to be scrapped except for alleged rapist and killers”

Legal aid all-but gone, a right wing authoritarian govt locking up peaceful protestors whom juries would never convict

https://archive.ph/ao07P
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I very much doubt this is true.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Oh to be an alien picking up a signal of Musk appearing on Rogan and trying to figure out why Earthlings care what these guys have to say.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Can't be stressed enough the role of The Daily Telegraph—a British print-version Inforwars—in helpfully prestige-washing and de-gutterising Reform UK.

It's now not just a party for nativist oafs like Lee Anderson, but also christofascists and toffs like Danny Kruger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
We have known for years what he is, and we know why people will vote for him
Nigel Farage's spokesman denies he made racist comments, saying it was "a long time ago" and "you can’t always recollect what happened".

Asked why lots of people remember the same thing, he asks why they didn't come forward before

When I point out some of them did, he replies "not in the same way"
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
We are going to need industrial levels of the sickos meme
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just when you thought you couldn't hate them any further than you do
For the first time, scientists have documented an unusual defense: Some species of arachnids build giant doppelgängers on their webs, creating a frightening deception that scares off would-be killers. https://scim.ag/4pg1eX1
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We all love that big lad getting as many as possible because he understands it is a numbers game
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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The only way you could believe implementing cruel racist policies will "unite the country" is if a) you don't count non-white people as part of the country and b) you think every white person in the country is cruel and racist

Is that what counts as patriotism these days?
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Taking asylum seekers jewellery is a hardy Labour trope.

In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000.

Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love how utterly pathetic and cheap this all is. Like bribing a toddler to stay quiet with a happy meal.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Two years ago on Twitch we workshopped some Jimmy Carr material.
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Someone really needs to shut this moron up if the dems ever want power again
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM