Jessica W.
@jessicaw.bsky.social
A hyper-promiscuous, childless woman, aging and alone with her cats. One of the heroines of a feminist age. She/her
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
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Narwhals (Monodon monoceros) are called the unicorn of the sea — for obvious reasons.
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Narwhals (Monodon monoceros) are called the unicorn of the sea — for obvious reasons.
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
This illustration by Louis A. Sargent comes from "The wild beasts of the world", v. 2 (1909), contributed to BHL by @uoftlibraries.bsky.social: www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/19657038 #SciArt #ILoveBHL 🧪 📖 🌊
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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President HomeGoods is fucking BRUTAL.
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
President HomeGoods is fucking BRUTAL.
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cat life cycle asplained! (1/2)
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
cat life cycle asplained! (1/2)
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
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The people on this airplane have a sense of duty and self-sacrifice that Donald Trump will never understand. They are NOAA employees flying their plane through the middle of the category 4 Hurricane Melissa south of Jamaica. And they aren't getting paid.
I wish them safe flying and a safe return
I wish them safe flying and a safe return
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The people on this airplane have a sense of duty and self-sacrifice that Donald Trump will never understand. They are NOAA employees flying their plane through the middle of the category 4 Hurricane Melissa south of Jamaica. And they aren't getting paid.
I wish them safe flying and a safe return
I wish them safe flying and a safe return
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*putting on camo* the rhythm ain’t gonna get me
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
*putting on camo* the rhythm ain’t gonna get me
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ok here's my nyc policy idea: create the post of Chief Weirdo. The job goes to an iconic freak whose job it is to maintain our world-leading weirdo levels. Curtis Sliwa can be the inaugural officeholder
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ok here's my nyc policy idea: create the post of Chief Weirdo. The job goes to an iconic freak whose job it is to maintain our world-leading weirdo levels. Curtis Sliwa can be the inaugural officeholder
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When there's just enough yarn left over for a matching mini cardigan
💚Eevee
💚Eevee
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When there's just enough yarn left over for a matching mini cardigan
💚Eevee
💚Eevee
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You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
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LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Fat little shrimp cat
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fat little shrimp cat
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please be aware that i offer minor changes but the piece is delivered as-is, helping me keep prices down and turnaround quick. thank you so much for sharing!
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
please be aware that i offer minor changes but the piece is delivered as-is, helping me keep prices down and turnaround quick. thank you so much for sharing!
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What! I can post videos now!?WHOOP!!!
My flock of miniatures is available at ArtofNote.sumupstore.com
#artforsale #miniatures #smallworld
My flock of miniatures is available at ArtofNote.sumupstore.com
#artforsale #miniatures #smallworld
November 21, 2024 at 8:58 AM
What! I can post videos now!?WHOOP!!!
My flock of miniatures is available at ArtofNote.sumupstore.com
#artforsale #miniatures #smallworld
My flock of miniatures is available at ArtofNote.sumupstore.com
#artforsale #miniatures #smallworld
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Meet the coconut crab. It can span ~3 ft (1 m) long from leg tip to leg tip & weigh ~8 lbs (4 kg)! It inhabits coasts off of the Indo-Pacific Ocean. Scientists have compared its pinching power to a lion’s bite force! 🥥🦀
Photo: luca63, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: luca63, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Meet the coconut crab. It can span ~3 ft (1 m) long from leg tip to leg tip & weigh ~8 lbs (4 kg)! It inhabits coasts off of the Indo-Pacific Ocean. Scientists have compared its pinching power to a lion’s bite force! 🥥🦀
Photo: luca63, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: luca63, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist