Jeff Abraham
@jeffabraham.bsky.social
Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.
Very fun thread about making art.
man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"
this is how artists actually talk
this is how artists actually talk
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Very fun thread about making art.
Nose grab (big air) vs. nose grab (limburger).
fun fact: the big air snowboarding ramp at the winter olympics is only 5° steeper than the cheese rolling hill.
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Nose grab (big air) vs. nose grab (limburger).
Hey man. Stop being weird. You can come to Buffalo Wild Wings but don't say stuff like that cause you're freaking people out. We are all at a table daring Rob to take his shirt off and if he gets another IPA in him he might do it.
"Let's celebrate the people who are raping your children!" -- Lisa McClain began today's House Republican news conference with an epic crashout
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hey man. Stop being weird. You can come to Buffalo Wild Wings but don't say stuff like that cause you're freaking people out. We are all at a table daring Rob to take his shirt off and if he gets another IPA in him he might do it.
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Jim Robson did what he loved, was revered by a province, was the nicest man you can imagine, and two weeks ago, just after turning 91, was out smiling and watching his favourite hockey team.
May we all be so kind, lucky and blessed.
May we all be so kind, lucky and blessed.
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Jim Robson did what he loved, was revered by a province, was the nicest man you can imagine, and two weeks ago, just after turning 91, was out smiling and watching his favourite hockey team.
May we all be so kind, lucky and blessed.
May we all be so kind, lucky and blessed.
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"Hello to the shut-ins, the blind, the people who can't get out to the game."
Jim Robson fought to say that, and he did in every #Canucks broadcast.
RIP Jim. Thousands of my memories are narrated in his voice.
Jim Robson fought to say that, and he did in every #Canucks broadcast.
RIP Jim. Thousands of my memories are narrated in his voice.
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"Hello to the shut-ins, the blind, the people who can't get out to the game."
Jim Robson fought to say that, and he did in every #Canucks broadcast.
RIP Jim. Thousands of my memories are narrated in his voice.
Jim Robson fought to say that, and he did in every #Canucks broadcast.
RIP Jim. Thousands of my memories are narrated in his voice.
He is the perfect problematic bluesky biathlete. His controversies involve shooting and skeeting.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
He is the perfect problematic bluesky biathlete. His controversies involve shooting and skeeting.
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Prehistoric bear figurine just realized they left the oven on
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Prehistoric bear figurine just realized they left the oven on
I love the bagpipes, but you know at least as few people in that crowd were thinking, "Okay, sucks that we're getting teargassed, but at least he's gotta stop playing now."
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I love the bagpipes, but you know at least as few people in that crowd were thinking, "Okay, sucks that we're getting teargassed, but at least he's gotta stop playing now."
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Bad Bunny has a consulting historian. news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...
Pop star Bad Bunny needed a Puerto Rican history scholar. UW–Madison had just the one.
Bad Bunny collaborated with UW–Madison history professor Jorell Meléndez-Badillo on Puerto Rican narratives that accompany the new album “DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS.”
news.wisc.edu
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Bad Bunny has a consulting historian. news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...
We found the ent wives!
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
We found the ent wives!
Big man touchdown!
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Big man touchdown!
People in Seattle are starting to believe.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
People in Seattle are starting to believe.
That shot of the Patriots grabbing their heads in sync. Chef's kiss. Right into my veins.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
That shot of the Patriots grabbing their heads in sync. Chef's kiss. Right into my veins.
The drone footage of snowboarding big air was also awesome. Drones give a much greater sense of how fast they are going.
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The drone footage of snowboarding big air was also awesome. Drones give a much greater sense of how fast they are going.
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Our opinion page published a guest piece on Lindsey Vonn that was misogynistic trash. I had thoughts.
Your Lindsey Vonn advice is misogynistic trash. Keep it to yourself
A recent opinion piece about Lindsey Vonn was ill-informed, condescending and misogynistic. Here's why.
www.usatoday.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Our opinion page published a guest piece on Lindsey Vonn that was misogynistic trash. I had thoughts.
Our family's peak PNW stereotype is having four different types of apples in the fridge because they have different purposes and target audiences.
February 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Our family's peak PNW stereotype is having four different types of apples in the fridge because they have different purposes and target audiences.
This is so much fun when you notice it happening. "Oh, I guess I've never really articulated that before."
I love teaching writing classes in part because they lead me to explain my philosophy of writing. And I never knew I had a philosophy of writing but then I discover, in explaining it, that yes I do. So I’m hearing about it along with the students.
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This is so much fun when you notice it happening. "Oh, I guess I've never really articulated that before."
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this baby is about to order the most complicated drink at starbucks you've ever seen in your life
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
this baby is about to order the most complicated drink at starbucks you've ever seen in your life
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
One of my favourite National Geographic lectures was a researcher (iirc Enric Sala) who studied ocean health. The first third/half of the lecture was fascinating and depressing. But it shifted when he started talking about what we could do to protect the oceans and the life in them.
Friday night news dump: Trump just opened a marine national monument to commercial fishing.
Environmentalists worry that fishing in the area could damage sensitive ecosystems and habitats for endangered whales and other species. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/c...
Environmentalists worry that fishing in the area could damage sensitive ecosystems and habitats for endangered whales and other species. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/c...
Trump Opens Marine National Monument in Atlantic to Commercial Fishing
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
One of my favourite National Geographic lectures was a researcher (iirc Enric Sala) who studied ocean health. The first third/half of the lecture was fascinating and depressing. But it shifted when he started talking about what we could do to protect the oceans and the life in them.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
It doesn't matter what the occasion is. This is just good advice all the time.
EVERYONE TELL BRAD MARCHAND TO STOP LICKING PEOPLE
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It doesn't matter what the occasion is. This is just good advice all the time.
Gonna need Canada's Olympic team to step up their anthropomorphized food stuffy game.
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Gonna need Canada's Olympic team to step up their anthropomorphized food stuffy game.