Jeff Abraham
@jeffabraham.bsky.social
Husband, dad to two kids. Curious, and trying to learn more. Living in Seattle, but still a Canucks fan. Skiing at Baker. Working at MSFT. My opinions are my own.
Welcome to Canada.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Welcome to Canada.
I feel like you have the opportunity to blow some people's minds with this meme.
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I feel like you have the opportunity to blow some people's minds with this meme.
I have had a very specific Lodge cast iron pan for a while now, waiting for the first Halloween weekend. The mini Dutch babies came out looking appropriately horrifying.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have had a very specific Lodge cast iron pan for a while now, waiting for the first Halloween weekend. The mini Dutch babies came out looking appropriately horrifying.
In case you want a sneak preview of the cover.
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
In case you want a sneak preview of the cover.
So @thedarcymichael.bsky.social wrote a book, and of course Darcy had his stand up comic friends blurb the book, and they got his ass.
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So @thedarcymichael.bsky.social wrote a book, and of course Darcy had his stand up comic friends blurb the book, and they got his ass.
(Furiously and loudly eating bacon) "This is for grandma, you sonofabitch."
October 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
(Furiously and loudly eating bacon) "This is for grandma, you sonofabitch."
Mekka, what size are you? I'm going to get you some inspirational words on a t-shirt from a top ten president in my lifetime.
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mekka, what size are you? I'm going to get you some inspirational words on a t-shirt from a top ten president in my lifetime.
How America reacts to that suggestion:
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How America reacts to that suggestion:
What would book enthusiast LeVar Burton say about the garlic aoli scented book, I wonder?
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What would book enthusiast LeVar Burton say about the garlic aoli scented book, I wonder?
I hope so too, but the odds... aren't good.
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hope so too, but the odds... aren't good.
"That's silly. No one could possibly diagnose you as neurodivergent just from watching you cook."
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"That's silly. No one could possibly diagnose you as neurodivergent just from watching you cook."
I just want you to appreciate how this lined up in my feed. Menstrual fluid is Ohio coded.
September 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I just want you to appreciate how this lined up in my feed. Menstrual fluid is Ohio coded.
Apple season in the PNW is back, baby!
September 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Apple season in the PNW is back, baby!
My mother in law is affectionately known as the Mad Clipper for her habit of mailing articles to the family out of the blue. I opened the envelope to see this. She fuckin' got me with this one. Jan from the top rope.
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My mother in law is affectionately known as the Mad Clipper for her habit of mailing articles to the family out of the blue. I opened the envelope to see this. She fuckin' got me with this one. Jan from the top rope.
I wonder what Benoit Blanc would say about this development?
September 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I wonder what Benoit Blanc would say about this development?
I will die on the underground hill of this being a shining example of a stupid, fun B movie.
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I will die on the underground hill of this being a shining example of a stupid, fun B movie.
Bongino and Kash sounds like the direct to video rip-off of Tango and Cash.
September 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Bongino and Kash sounds like the direct to video rip-off of Tango and Cash.
I have never felt more confident in my response to one of your... queries.
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I have never felt more confident in my response to one of your... queries.
This little guy is keeping the house protected from evil spirits* this week.
*Barking at nothing.
*Barking at nothing.
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This little guy is keeping the house protected from evil spirits* this week.
*Barking at nothing.
*Barking at nothing.
My mother in law occasionally creates poetic works of art when composing emails on her iPhone.
I feel like she's about to tell me she has eaten the plums.
I feel like she's about to tell me she has eaten the plums.
September 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My mother in law occasionally creates poetic works of art when composing emails on her iPhone.
I feel like she's about to tell me she has eaten the plums.
I feel like she's about to tell me she has eaten the plums.
The PNW makes for some nice scenery. Heliotrope Ridge is a 5.5 mile round trip hike that ends with some amazing views.
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The PNW makes for some nice scenery. Heliotrope Ridge is a 5.5 mile round trip hike that ends with some amazing views.