CVII
@cviibyz.bsky.social
Long-suffering #Canucks fan. Also in grad school. Will post about both things, but not in equal measure. EBUGh
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February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Homophobe on homophobe crimes.
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Homophobe on homophobe crimes.
"Bussi likes to get out there."
Le wut?
Le wut?
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
"Bussi likes to get out there."
Le wut?
Le wut?
SPARTA DOESN'T WIN THE BATTLE, KALSHI. GAAAAAAAAAAAH
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
SPARTA DOESN'T WIN THE BATTLE, KALSHI. GAAAAAAAAAAAH
Saw "Bugs Bunny" trending and immediately assumed he died.
Yeah, I need a nap.
Yeah, I need a nap.
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Saw "Bugs Bunny" trending and immediately assumed he died.
Yeah, I need a nap.
Yeah, I need a nap.
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look the sens may have burned a lot of the goodwill they've accrued over the past few years but at least it was for a goalie who sucks
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
look the sens may have burned a lot of the goodwill they've accrued over the past few years but at least it was for a goalie who sucks
My life goals 🤣
“Swam without drowning”
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My life goals 🤣
Let it never be said that Team Canada doesn't give opportunities to the youth. 18-year-old Sam Bennett must be ecstatic
Team Canada announced that Sam Bennett will replace Anthony Cirelli on the Olympic team due to Cirelli’s injury.
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Let it never be said that Team Canada doesn't give opportunities to the youth. 18-year-old Sam Bennett must be ecstatic
Canadians - Will CBC Gem (free version) stream the Olympics? I cannot and will not subject myself to American commentary (in all sports, not just hockey). I really want to catch short track speed skating for example.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Canadians - Will CBC Gem (free version) stream the Olympics? I cannot and will not subject myself to American commentary (in all sports, not just hockey). I really want to catch short track speed skating for example.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Was distracted during the game. Was there a specific play that Chytil got injured on?
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Was distracted during the game. Was there a specific play that Chytil got injured on?
Realization: OH BOY THE CANUCKS DODGED A BULLET BY NOT HAVING KESLER IN THE RING OF HONOUR
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Realization: OH BOY THE CANUCKS DODGED A BULLET BY NOT HAVING KESLER IN THE RING OF HONOUR
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Normal times we live in.
The Montreal Canadiens, who play in Minneapolis on Monday night, have been told to stay inside their hotel at all times, take the team bus rather than walk, and carry passports.
“Perhaps we shouldn’t be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics,” one Bluesky commenter wryly noted. trib.al/J3ldiJY
“Perhaps we shouldn’t be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics,” one Bluesky commenter wryly noted. trib.al/J3ldiJY
Montreal Canadiens Hide From ICE Ahead of Minneapolis Game
The NHL team is under a self-imposed lockdown in order to avoid the masked ICE agents roaming the streets of Minneapolis.
trib.al
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Normal times we live in.
Google. You have my soul and my firstborn and where I live and what I spend my money on.
Why the fuck do you show me golf clubs when I google "Odyssey 11"? Be better.
Why the fuck do you show me golf clubs when I google "Odyssey 11"? Be better.
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Google. You have my soul and my firstborn and where I live and what I spend my money on.
Why the fuck do you show me golf clubs when I google "Odyssey 11"? Be better.
Why the fuck do you show me golf clubs when I google "Odyssey 11"? Be better.
I don't know if I will ever forgive these idiots.
We have our first confirmed measles case on campus.
We have our first confirmed measles case on campus.
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I don't know if I will ever forgive these idiots.
We have our first confirmed measles case on campus.
We have our first confirmed measles case on campus.
Not at the lettuce yet, I know you are all at the edge of your seat for lettuce updates... but let me tell ya, the boys be hella gay for each other. #CVII [ha, this is literally about actual CVII]
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Not at the lettuce yet, I know you are all at the edge of your seat for lettuce updates... but let me tell ya, the boys be hella gay for each other. #CVII [ha, this is literally about actual CVII]
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"When I see you, my heart goes 'ARUUUGULA'"
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"When I see you, my heart goes 'ARUUUGULA'"
I just realized this is the first time in my life that I've kept a New Year's resolution until February
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I just realized this is the first time in my life that I've kept a New Year's resolution until February
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Learning in real time why the world's billionaire class have invested so much money into a "writing and reading emails for you" machine
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Learning in real time why the world's billionaire class have invested so much money into a "writing and reading emails for you" machine
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The goalies should have to sit after a goalie fight. No goalies for five minutes.
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The goalies should have to sit after a goalie fight. No goalies for five minutes.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
I am always exhausted Quinn Hughes.
Where are you at mentally?
I am always exhausted Quinn Hughes.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
I am always exhausted Quinn Hughes.
Where are you at mentally?
I am always exhausted Quinn Hughes.
Can tell I've been doing too much research. Read "premise" and my brain thought it was "penis"
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Can tell I've been doing too much research. Read "premise" and my brain thought it was "penis"
I mean that's one way to make this game relevant
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I mean that's one way to make this game relevant
EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING WE HAVE AN OUTDOOR GOALIE FIGHT.
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING WE HAVE AN OUTDOOR GOALIE FIGHT.