lizard womxn
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lizard womxn
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new york six, minneapolis four. nobody knows i went viral
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the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever
New Quinnipiac poll:

63% of voters disapprove of ICE

60% want ICE out of Minneapolis

58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...
Speaking to WaPo employees, editor Matt Murray says cuts are about “positioning ourselves to become more essential to people's lives, and what is becoming a more crowded, competitive and complicated media landscape, and after some years when, candidly, the Post has had struggles to do that."
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I’m of course worried about this but is there any way that Bannon would have some sort of insider information here? He last worked for trump in 2017. Does he even talk to the admin?
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
these people don’t even know that The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out to Get Us!
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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NEIL GAIMAN FANS: Oh no! Tell us it's not true!

NEIL GAIMAN: It ...

(two years pass while he thinks)

NEIL GAIMAN: isn't??
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If you actually think this why are you just talking about it in public where everyone can see
Votes for women. Rights for black people. LGBTQ rights. Workers rights. The weekend. Not being murdered for being [religion].

Pretty much every single human right that has been achieved was achieved through violent guerilla action.
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
how is every Real Moderate In Touch With Middle America such a weirdo
there is an incredible amount of mgp lore coming out of sw washington and portland right now
February 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
how is Thomas Pynchon so validated
FYI, Kristi Noem’s full
initials are K.L.A.N.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
obviously this is evil and fascistic. do I still appreciate whichever paralegal worked the phrase “Lemon peppered” in there? Maybe
One of the "overt acts" of the conspiracy was Don Lemon and Georgia Fort interviewing the pastor of the church:
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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People keep saying "Getting arrested is bad, actually" and while I'd certainly prefer not to be, the administration's entire strategy is built around the idea that I will live in fear of it, and shape my behavior to avoid it, and cry in shame if I am. That is how THEY CONTROL YOU.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Guess we’re doing Four Turnings from the left
1776+84=1860
1860+84=1944
1944+84=2028

not tryna do numerology here but it does seem like there’s a rough periodicity component to our big crises
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Anyway congrats to our Free Speech Champions(tm) who helped usher in the most censorious American government since the Palmer Raids
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
discovering that lot of people online seem to think general strikes operate in a “Michael Scott declares bankruptcy” way
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
discovering that lot of people online seem to think general strikes operate in a “Michael Scott declares bankruptcy” way
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
some Dying Patriarch in Film dialogue right here
TRUMP: "Where's Bobby?"

"Right there, sir"

TRUMP: "Bobby. Hello Bobby. Come here. Give me your hand. I love Bobby. Ssssssss"
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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So uh how exactly did anti-vaxxer genocide denying Whitney Cummings end up on the Daily Show?
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I don’t want to downplay what everyone is saying about how ICE is losing a battle against Minneapolis but I should say, “46th largest city in the country” is just not a great descriptor. We’re one of the twenty biggest metro areas. American city limits are just put together in the weirdest ways
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Call me uptight but if you are in a position of public trust you shouldn’t be filming videos about life-and-death questions like you’re a side character in a mumblecore indie film about finding an abandoned couch on a Portland sidewalk. be serious or hide. don’t be unserious. we have real problems.
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Requiring real warrants would actually be a really huge change; I think the real question is whether they demand that changes are required by law
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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JD Vance neglected to mention Jews in his Holocaust Remembrance Day post.

(Not the first time this has happened during a Trump administration).
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Now more than ever before
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM