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@jdac.bsky.social
Conservatism is a death cult. Signal is worth having. I don’t followback. I will block you if you have bad vibes, use AI, or want me to stop using Emacs.
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We live in a cyberpunk future, but only in stupid ways.
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This is why you shouldn’t ignore a jury summons. Because you can be like ‘lol’ and acquit someone in a half hour
A man who was charged with a felony for allegedly shining a laser pointer at Trump's helicopter was acquitted in 35 minutes
Man Charged With Shining Laser Pointer At Trump’s Helicopter Acquitted In 35 Minutes
It's another embarrassing outcome for Jeanine Pirro, who tried to "make a felon out of a homeless man with nothing but a cat toy keychain."
www.huffpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is why you shouldn’t ignore a jury summons. Because you can be like ‘lol’ and acquit someone in a half hour
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i wonder why labour are so transphobic?
oh. right. they're literally in bed with the neofascist movement.
this is what @darrenpjones.bsky.social means when he's says labour are 'taking the fight to the far right'... yeah they're fighting so they can be first in line for the big bribes.
oh. right. they're literally in bed with the neofascist movement.
this is what @darrenpjones.bsky.social means when he's says labour are 'taking the fight to the far right'... yeah they're fighting so they can be first in line for the big bribes.
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i wonder why labour are so transphobic?
oh. right. they're literally in bed with the neofascist movement.
this is what @darrenpjones.bsky.social means when he's says labour are 'taking the fight to the far right'... yeah they're fighting so they can be first in line for the big bribes.
oh. right. they're literally in bed with the neofascist movement.
this is what @darrenpjones.bsky.social means when he's says labour are 'taking the fight to the far right'... yeah they're fighting so they can be first in line for the big bribes.
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The democrats' obsession with running just barely to the left of actual nazis is the real reason we're here. Newsom hates trans people and personally did photo ops destroying houseless encampments. He pals around on nazi podcasts and agrees with them on key issues. Nobody with a conscience wants him
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The democrats' obsession with running just barely to the left of actual nazis is the real reason we're here. Newsom hates trans people and personally did photo ops destroying houseless encampments. He pals around on nazi podcasts and agrees with them on key issues. Nobody with a conscience wants him
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if we ever pull up and out of this fascism spiral trans ppl are going to be owed compensation
our rights do not conflict with women's rights
we've been in single sex spaces for hundreds of years
bigots in our press have made this an issue and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is vile for legitimising it
our rights do not conflict with women's rights
we've been in single sex spaces for hundreds of years
bigots in our press have made this an issue and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is vile for legitimising it
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
if we ever pull up and out of this fascism spiral trans ppl are going to be owed compensation
our rights do not conflict with women's rights
we've been in single sex spaces for hundreds of years
bigots in our press have made this an issue and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is vile for legitimising it
our rights do not conflict with women's rights
we've been in single sex spaces for hundreds of years
bigots in our press have made this an issue and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is vile for legitimising it
If you work for ICE it may be way too late to have anyone mourn you, but you should quit just in case.
ICE agents murdered a man b/c he wanted to have his medication. That’s the status quo, something that may very well have never been investigated or publicly known if it wasn’t for the current mass public anger at ICE.
Better training won’t solve this, we must simply abolish ICE and even DHS itself
Better training won’t solve this, we must simply abolish ICE and even DHS itself
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If you work for ICE it may be way too late to have anyone mourn you, but you should quit just in case.
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they are weak. finish them
NEW: As the chaotic scenes from Minnesota play out around the clock, Axios has learned that some Trump advisers quietly are talking about "recalibrating" the White House's approach.
Trump's team recently reviewed private GOP polling that showed support for his immigration policies falling.
Trump's team recently reviewed private GOP polling that showed support for his immigration policies falling.
Trump's immigration erosion worries his team
Some Trump advisers quietly are talking about "recalibrating" the White House's approach — though it's unclear what changes Trump would embrace, if any.
www.axios.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
they are weak. finish them
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i have no faith in the high court.
our court system has been captured and im just so tired tbqh.
our court system has been captured and im just so tired tbqh.
The effective conclusion of the ET is that trans people have to use third spaces. I think based on very poor legal analysis and uncritical adoption of "gender critical" talking points. But as I say, not binding, and all the relevant issues hopefully to be decided shortly by the High Court.
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
i have no faith in the high court.
our court system has been captured and im just so tired tbqh.
our court system has been captured and im just so tired tbqh.
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Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Massachusetts bakery receiving praise, death threats, over ICE cookies
A Massachusetts bakery is receiving praise and trouble after a recent social media post received quite the response. On Sunday, The Sweet Boutique in East Longmeadow took to social media and you can s...
fallriverreporter.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
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What ICE is doing is literally the definition of terrorism. They are terrorizing cities and neighborhoods so immigrants will self-deport out of misery or fear. This shouldn’t be controversial. The Trump administration boasts about it.
big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
What ICE is doing is literally the definition of terrorism. They are terrorizing cities and neighborhoods so immigrants will self-deport out of misery or fear. This shouldn’t be controversial. The Trump administration boasts about it.
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The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
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should be “TRY to find a new way” etc
But maybe it doesn’t matter, the only language Klobuchar understands is corporate donations, voting for Trump nominees, and throwing staplers at her staff.
But maybe it doesn’t matter, the only language Klobuchar understands is corporate donations, voting for Trump nominees, and throwing staplers at her staff.
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
should be “TRY to find a new way” etc
But maybe it doesn’t matter, the only language Klobuchar understands is corporate donations, voting for Trump nominees, and throwing staplers at her staff.
But maybe it doesn’t matter, the only language Klobuchar understands is corporate donations, voting for Trump nominees, and throwing staplers at her staff.
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I am driving back home from a family visit with my husband and we got stuck in rush hour traffic, so I used the time to call all my reps to say that I want them to abolish ICE, yes, abolish it, I did not stutter.
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I am driving back home from a family visit with my husband and we got stuck in rush hour traffic, so I used the time to call all my reps to say that I want them to abolish ICE, yes, abolish it, I did not stutter.
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They're already in the wild and they're not specialists in anything except punching holes in drywall when they lose at Call of Duty and following 13 year old girls around the mall.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
They're already in the wild and they're not specialists in anything except punching holes in drywall when they lose at Call of Duty and following 13 year old girls around the mall.
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Their challenge coin is a laughing skeleton wearing a crown, with vultures on it's shoulders.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Their challenge coin is a laughing skeleton wearing a crown, with vultures on it's shoulders.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
Looks less like something you'd give "law enforcement" and more like something you'd give to the death squad of a king.
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it's a moral panic sparked a charlatan.
labour are incapable of governing beyond stupid ass moral panics. the sooner we can get rid of them the better.
labour are incapable of governing beyond stupid ass moral panics. the sooner we can get rid of them the better.
If we know something is harming children, then we have a duty to act.
On the Today Programme, I argued for banning social media for under-16s.
The evidence of harm is mounting, and Australia has already shown it can be done. We can apply lessons learnt to the UK.
youtu.be/2PbOE06OqcU?...
On the Today Programme, I argued for banning social media for under-16s.
The evidence of harm is mounting, and Australia has already shown it can be done. We can apply lessons learnt to the UK.
youtu.be/2PbOE06OqcU?...
Fleur Anderson MP supports Social Media Ban for under 16s
YouTube video by Fleur Anderson
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 AM
it's a moral panic sparked a charlatan.
labour are incapable of governing beyond stupid ass moral panics. the sooner we can get rid of them the better.
labour are incapable of governing beyond stupid ass moral panics. the sooner we can get rid of them the better.
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ICE agents only do this because they are extremely well-trained and experienced with the situations they are creating
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
ICE agents only do this because they are extremely well-trained and experienced with the situations they are creating
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ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
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All I'm suggesting is maybe straight white conservative men should have to prove that any medical care they claim to need is truly necessary to a psychiatrist, at least until we can sort out how many of them are pedophiles
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
All I'm suggesting is maybe straight white conservative men should have to prove that any medical care they claim to need is truly necessary to a psychiatrist, at least until we can sort out how many of them are pedophiles
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Like pretty much every journalist repeating birthrate scare claims is repeating white nationalist talking points. There are pretty easy solutions to their problems and they don't want any of those - they want to own women, and that's pretty much all there is to the whole thing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Like pretty much every journalist repeating birthrate scare claims is repeating white nationalist talking points. There are pretty easy solutions to their problems and they don't want any of those - they want to own women, and that's pretty much all there is to the whole thing.
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Centrists love to quote the bit in 1984 that says,“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
For some reason, they think it only applies to the GOP.
For some reason, they think it only applies to the GOP.
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Centrists love to quote the bit in 1984 that says,“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
For some reason, they think it only applies to the GOP.
For some reason, they think it only applies to the GOP.
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vote blue no matter who, they said
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
vote blue no matter who, they said
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edward jizzerhands
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
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US 12520926
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
edward jizzerhands
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“We saw what y’all did to Target and we don’t want that smoke.” - Chipotle
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
“We saw what y’all did to Target and we don’t want that smoke.” - Chipotle