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Conservatism is a death cult. Signal is worth having. I don’t followback. I will block you if you have bad vibes, use AI, or want me to stop using Emacs.
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We live in a cyberpunk future, but only in stupid ways.
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Katherine Stop
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.

This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Took one in the bad apples
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Wow the weapon magically gained agency and decided to sneeze at the officers balls. It’s a Christmas miracle.
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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For like ten years now but nobody listened
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So this is how I found out Bitcoin was cratering
Are the HODLers not HODLing?
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Credit-default swaps are associated with something in my memory but I can’t put my finger on what.

Eh whatever I’m sure it was good things.
* A Hedge Against AI Crash Emerges as Oracle CDS Market Explodes

@bloomberg.com $ORCL
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Let's reshare an old thread from Jesse Hamm's "Hamm Tips" account. Jesse wrote:
"There's a tragic urge, lately, to add subtle shading to every shape; a temptation to over-explain forms whose contours already explain them."
September 6, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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Oakland has decided to scrap their $2 million dollar Flock Safety expansion due to privacy and security concerns. 🥂💪🏻
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I want to un-know this knowledge thanks
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hoping billionaires are feeling all the anxiety today from the epstein files votes, nvidia’s earnings statements, and larry summers getting exposed. 🙏
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We’re hiding the reports because the numbers were TOO good.
BREAKING: The US BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) says it won't publish the October jobs report
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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What TERFs think they look like vs what they actually look like:
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Be sure to confess before you have a mysterious deleted security footage incident, Larry
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I’ve watched enough Bears/Packers games to know you can’t celebrate until the clock hits 0:00 and they’re dead and in the ground.
Not saying it’s a goodbye but man it sounds something like a goodbye
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m alrealy not eating there but honestly I hope this sinks the fucking brand.
One Thousand Year Burgerreich
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If we were gonna go for the hat trick we could do worse than Akamai...
aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Aren’t there like 40 of these cars
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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is this what happens when the economy is good
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The biggest revelation in Lizza’s tell-all tonight is that Mark Sanford was running for president in 2020. I genuinely had zero recollection of this.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Kinda wondering if the steam boxes release and are popular enough, if that would help popularize linux use/releases a bit more after how rancid Microsoft/windows is these days
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Buy some Xanthum gum and peppermint syrup.
Throw those, some milk, chocolate syrup and maybe a bit of vanilla in the blender with ice.
Top with whip.
Keep boycotting Starbucks and Target.
?????
Profit
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM