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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵
@jdac.bsky.social
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Conservatism is a death cult. Signal is worth having. I don’t followback. I will block you if you have bad vibes, use AI, or want me to stop using Emacs.
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Past Me: haha that’s a lot of muted accounts

Present Me: of *course* it’s Will Stancil.
A screenshot of the top of the quoted thread. The first three posts are muted. This is because they’re from Jay’s special unbannable boy, the HIPPA goblin himself, Will Stancil.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I felt swift revulsion at the sight of ARC Raiders because it gave this impression that someone had typed "pubg retro nostalgic cassette futurism tarkov rainbow" into chatgpt, so I’m betting the AI voices are the tip of the iceberg.
An ARC Raiders promotional poster with several characters superimposed over each other in a hodgepodge of nonsense scifi equipment with various chromatic filters applied. A wallpaper for PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds featuring several characters with more grounded equipment, including the trademark man in jeans with a dress shirt and tie sporting multiple gun belts, a helmet with a face-shield, and a backpack with an AKM rifle jutting out of it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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As Daffy Duck once put it, "...but I can only do it *once*"
Meltdown Godzilla from Godzilla versus Destroyah. Godzilla’s spines and patches of his legs and torso glow red from a runaway thermonuclear reaction. Smoke rises from his body.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I was gonna use Jurassic Park but that was apparently published in 1990 despite (I recall) being set in 1989?

Anyway I remembered a better one.
The paperback edition cover of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A longhaired dachshund skateboarding down a flight of stairs. Inexplicably this image was once the google news thumbnail for a news story about Clarence Thomas contracting COVID.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Huh. Anyway.
A screencap of the NYT poll aggregator showing Mamdani up between ten and twenty points in literally every poll, which, unlike the smear story up top, actually matters.
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A cartoon possum illustrated in juicy-fruit colors of orange, pink, green, blue and red. The animal is superimposed on a photograph of a real leaf-pile. A caption reads "it’s finally autism"
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The table next to him is talking about AI
A closeup of a skinless man from Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, gesturing at a tile wall where he has scrawled "I am in Hell, help me" in blood.
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuuuuu
A screenshot of the above video, where the message reads "you’re a celebrity"
October 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Well hey, at least you didn’t get a stock reply?
A screencap of the search page, showing the quoted poster’s propensity to reply "Hear, hear!" to posts.
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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There’s nothing Adams won’t do to pretend to be relevant.
Eric Adams in a video he produced, appearing as a Force ghost wielding a lightsaber in front of a starfield.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Sometimes hubris has a sense of humor, it’s true.
A promotional image of OceanGate’s Titan submersible, which famously went to the Titanic one time too many.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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He was a dumbass in Bloodlines too
The character Copper from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, who looks remarkably like "Clammy" Sam Altman.
October 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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And that’s before we get to the weird vampire shirts everyone has under their coats.
The aforementioned shirt, with a "mandarin" collar and strange seams at the elbows and ribcage. The shirt is on a headless mannequin for display.
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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No Minga! Don’t lick the boot!
This post, with another post by optimistie right above it lambasting a "Fish Police" branded lunchbox.
October 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Eyyy....y?
A screencap of the above video, with text reading "the final girl"
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
jdac.bsky.social
Enhance your Psych 201 curriculum with a lecture on the double envelopment!
The double envelopment (i.e. pincer manouver) as described by wikipedia
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Okay I can’t stop looking at this
A close crop of the above image, where a man looks over his shoulder at a departing Jillian. He appears to be wearing similar glasses and maybe appears upset that she stole his look.
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Oh shit, are my fanfic friends holding up okay?
A screenshot of a trending topic called "AO3 Maintenance", implying that the fanfiction site may be unavailable.
September 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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A two-panel DS9 screencap meme featuring Odo, Garak and Sisko. From the subtitles, Garak says over his shoulder to Odo, "Go ahead. Take me to pun jail," and, smirking at Sisko, adds, "everyone there is punny, too."
September 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Quote post with a picture of street graffiti on your phone.
A closeup of graffiti on a wall, including a mostly-capitalized scrawl reading "I like having AuraSex with fellow alphas."
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"There's something very wrong here...Don't you understand that I'm made out of steel!?"
Dennis Hopper in his breakout Twilight Zone role as a doomed neonazi. He clutches his brown shirt with his bloodied hands as he realizes he’s as fleshy as the rest of humanity.
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Yeah that sums it up.
The top three trending topics from the search page, reading "FCC", "Hegseth Policies," and "Big Brother," in that order.
September 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Zuckerberg modeling his goggle-like smartglasses, so think they give the impression of a child wearing their parents’ spectacles, and so heavy they plane his ears out to the side like an upset cat.
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Hey he did the meme
A tweet from user @hermit_hwarang reading: "american sees something american happening americanly in america: what are we a bunch of asians!?" The word "asians" is in block capitals and is followed by a cluster of exclamation points and question marks.
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM