Jay Yencich
@jayyencich.bsky.social
Feral intellectual / whywolf (ND). Poet. Critic (Lit. / Eco. / Media). Introverted but rambunctious about thinking. Ride or die or die.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
The kitten has heard my stomach grumbling but doesn't know what the sound is or where it's coming from and is now climbing into my shirt to investigate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The kitten has heard my stomach grumbling but doesn't know what the sound is or where it's coming from and is now climbing into my shirt to investigate.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Musk I've seen. Swift, effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. If someone spoke of me like this I’d be abed a week
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i don't say things like this often, as i find them hyperbolic to the point of extreme dilution, so please believe me when I say this is the most severe, graceful dissection of Musk I've seen. Swift, effortlessly deep, like piano wire through tofu. If someone spoke of me like this I’d be abed a week
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Andy Pages unknowingly fucking up your gambling grift because he's bad at batting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
This is one of the pitches that was supposed to be a ball, but Andy Pages swung anyways.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Andy Pages unknowingly fucking up your gambling grift because he's bad at batting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
BOSS I'M TRYING TO THROW BALLS BUT HE KEEPS SWINGING
The word of the day on one of my dictionary apps is "elongate" and I read it and thought "oh god what has that stupid prick done this time?" I should log off.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The word of the day on one of my dictionary apps is "elongate" and I read it and thought "oh god what has that stupid prick done this time?" I should log off.
aw dangit, I had my LinkedIn profile frame set to "Open to Werk"
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
aw dangit, I had my LinkedIn profile frame set to "Open to Werk"
#PostYourPremiums #PostYourPremium
I live in one of the better states for health care. My health care plan is more than doubling in cost without the credits and my deductible is increasing by two-thirds. I manage a few chronic conditions.
I live in one of the better states for health care. My health care plan is more than doubling in cost without the credits and my deductible is increasing by two-thirds. I manage a few chronic conditions.
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#PostYourPremiums #PostYourPremium
I live in one of the better states for health care. My health care plan is more than doubling in cost without the credits and my deductible is increasing by two-thirds. I manage a few chronic conditions.
I live in one of the better states for health care. My health care plan is more than doubling in cost without the credits and my deductible is increasing by two-thirds. I manage a few chronic conditions.
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can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.
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I collected all the Warioctober drawings from 2023 and you can look at them here in honor of Halloween's birthday tomorrow. Remember 2023? It was ten years ago. nedroid.com/blog_page.ph...
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I collected all the Warioctober drawings from 2023 and you can look at them here in honor of Halloween's birthday tomorrow. Remember 2023? It was ten years ago. nedroid.com/blog_page.ph...
back in my day, we lurked more before posting
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
back in my day, we lurked more before posting
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
We used to be able to turn on the internet and learn about Previously Undiscovered Types of Guys and now all it is, is Billionaires I Was Previously Only Vaguely Aware of That I Now Hate with the Entirety of My Being
David and Larry Ellisons’ sloptastic vision for Hollywood is coming into focus:
“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We used to be able to turn on the internet and learn about Previously Undiscovered Types of Guys and now all it is, is Billionaires I Was Previously Only Vaguely Aware of That I Now Hate with the Entirety of My Being
(at the convention to name the animals)
(looking at rooster) "This is the only one of these things that roosts, right? Don't want to screw this up..."
(looking at rooster) "This is the only one of these things that roosts, right? Don't want to screw this up..."
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
(at the convention to name the animals)
(looking at rooster) "This is the only one of these things that roosts, right? Don't want to screw this up..."
(looking at rooster) "This is the only one of these things that roosts, right? Don't want to screw this up..."
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Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement."
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement."
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
things bullets say
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
October 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here
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We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple
August 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We should have required alt text for posts that don't have images but DO have vague, extremely dramatic posts about an ongoing sporting event. when you post "its over its all over" i need to be able to click a little button and see that you're talking about a quarterback named Mac Whimple
It's the time of year to watch horror movies where the spookiest shit is that the leaves are already dead and on the ground and not green and merely chillin' as they are outside.
October 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's the time of year to watch horror movies where the spookiest shit is that the leaves are already dead and on the ground and not green and merely chillin' as they are outside.
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE MEME IS REAL
Things are going great over on Twitter if you needed to know
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Things are going great over on Twitter if you needed to know