Jay Garmon
@jaygarmon.bsky.social
writer | husband | father | geek
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“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die
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trying to intimidate suburban white women and just making them madder is one of the biggest self dick punches I can think of
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
trying to intimidate suburban white women and just making them madder is one of the biggest self dick punches I can think of
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So now the federal government can kill a state’s citizens and the state has no rights in the matter? Well fuck you then
Noem on Minnesota officials: "They have not been cut out. They don't have any jurisdiction in this investigation."
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
So now the federal government can kill a state’s citizens and the state has no rights in the matter? Well fuck you then
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I call this “the Bill Burr”
It's just a mutated form of this old meme
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I call this “the Bill Burr”
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They're all so fucking predictable it's pathetic
![daily mail headline reads [Wife who brought shooting victim Renee Nicole Good to Minneapolis protest is named as handywoman, 40- as depths of couple's disdain for Trump is revealed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6eneuye2a52t5hbbcaxo7n7h/bafkreidqevvhstqeocgy7xzyi2murbk6gn7ew3rcuhod6v7pxvyy7ywrre@jpeg)
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
They're all so fucking predictable it's pathetic
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It would not surprise me in the least to learn Kristi Noem drinks blood
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
It would not surprise me in the least to learn Kristi Noem drinks blood
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I don't like the death squads
January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don't like the death squads
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Defaming a murdered woman and shrugging off her death with a lie is about as evil as it gets and no journalist who gets within shouting distance of this vicious troll should let him have a moment's peace about it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Defaming a murdered woman and shrugging off her death with a lie is about as evil as it gets and no journalist who gets within shouting distance of this vicious troll should let him have a moment's peace about it.
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Hey folks, just saw a thread of people getting rage baited by some 10 follower Twitter tourist. They're here to piss in the pool, because their pool is nothing but piss. If you want to screenshot names for blocking, aces, but I strongly suggest just block. Deny them the dopamine hit of cruelty.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Hey folks, just saw a thread of people getting rage baited by some 10 follower Twitter tourist. They're here to piss in the pool, because their pool is nothing but piss. If you want to screenshot names for blocking, aces, but I strongly suggest just block. Deny them the dopamine hit of cruelty.
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
If every billionaire is a policy failure, AI is policy failure factory.
(Especially since most of this wealth is in the form of private companies that don't have to file public financials.)
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/10/a...
(Especially since most of this wealth is in the form of private companies that don't have to file public financials.)
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/10/a...
AI is creating new billionaires at a record pace
With time, and IPOs, many of today's private AI fortunes will eventually become more liquid, providing a historic opportunity for wealth management firms
www.cnbc.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If every billionaire is a policy failure, AI is policy failure factory.
(Especially since most of this wealth is in the form of private companies that don't have to file public financials.)
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/10/a...
(Especially since most of this wealth is in the form of private companies that don't have to file public financials.)
www.cnbc.com/2025/08/10/a...
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AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
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I checked out his timeline, and guy Musk is promoting (someone with >100k followers) is just posting straight up Stormfront ca. 2005 material, or White Aryan Resistance material ca.1989. The world’s richest man and the GOP’s most important funder has turned X into Stormfront.
checking in on elon musk, the guy who absolutely did not give a nazi salute last year
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I checked out his timeline, and guy Musk is promoting (someone with >100k followers) is just posting straight up Stormfront ca. 2005 material, or White Aryan Resistance material ca.1989. The world’s richest man and the GOP’s most important funder has turned X into Stormfront.
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Every single time the fake Josh Brolin says "You need to miss me with that," I explode in laughter like an overshaken soda can
Added color-coded subtitles so the hearing-impaired can enjoy this absolutely wonderful internet classic
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Every single time the fake Josh Brolin says "You need to miss me with that," I explode in laughter like an overshaken soda can
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This is a great first step, now let’s encourage the city to abandon their X accounts. Any presence on X is abetting child sex abuse materials.
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is a great first step, now let’s encourage the city to abandon their X accounts. Any presence on X is abetting child sex abuse materials.
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pressure works
Big setback for the White House as 5 GOP Senators join all Democrats in voting to start debate on a war powers resolution re: Venezuela.
Murkowski AK
Young IN
Paul KY
Collins ME
Hawley MO
Murkowski AK
Young IN
Paul KY
Collins ME
Hawley MO
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
pressure works
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The Republican Party is no longer American in any meaningful sense of the term, to borrow the language of the Claremont Institute.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The Republican Party is no longer American in any meaningful sense of the term, to borrow the language of the Claremont Institute.
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This is the ninth shooting by ICE since September (I did not know that). All of them were into vehicles.
Deadly Minneapolis Encounter Is the 9th ICE Shooting Since September
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
This is the ninth shooting by ICE since September (I did not know that). All of them were into vehicles.
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I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I will say as someone who, like, dabbles in the Bulwark and other never trump former neocons, I'm that freak who appreciates the solidarity but also can't stop wanting a "here's how I helped this happen" moment of reflection from them. like, these vampires currently at my neck are your ex-coworkers.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
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You can walk from where the feds murdered Renee Good to where George Floyd called for his mother in about 15 minutes.
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You can walk from where the feds murdered Renee Good to where George Floyd called for his mother in about 15 minutes.
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tom homan is a BITCH
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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