Jay Garmon
@jaygarmon.bsky.social
writer | husband | father | geek
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Murdered on Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Murdered on Halloween.
The creator of the GIF format said it's pronounced "JIF," like the peanut butter or small unit of time. That was the intended pun, and should have been the end of it.
"But the G is for 'graphic' and therefore must be pronounced as a hard G, like 'gift,'" moan the contrarians. 1/
"But the G is for 'graphic' and therefore must be pronounced as a hard G, like 'gift,'" moan the contrarians. 1/
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The creator of the GIF format said it's pronounced "JIF," like the peanut butter or small unit of time. That was the intended pun, and should have been the end of it.
"But the G is for 'graphic' and therefore must be pronounced as a hard G, like 'gift,'" moan the contrarians. 1/
"But the G is for 'graphic' and therefore must be pronounced as a hard G, like 'gift,'" moan the contrarians. 1/
Just Greek tragedy-level lack of self-awareness from these cybertruck dudes.
www.wired.com/story/owning...
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just Greek tragedy-level lack of self-awareness from these cybertruck dudes.
www.wired.com/story/owning...
www.wired.com/story/owning...
When your wife is a Trekkie therapist and your love language is gift-giving...
May 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When your wife is a Trekkie therapist and your love language is gift-giving...
Quote post this with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.
May 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Quote post this with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.
The uncomfortable truth we really need to confront.
April 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The uncomfortable truth we really need to confront.
Wild that a South Beach team has this much Ready-for-Cancun energy.
April 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wild that a South Beach team has this much Ready-for-Cancun energy.
Welcome to a hell of your own making, Justice Roberts. We're all trapped here with you.
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Welcome to a hell of your own making, Justice Roberts. We're all trapped here with you.
The new "reciprocal" Trump tariffs are made-up numbers based on dividing our imports by our exports with the countries in question. It makes countries with whom we have active trade agreements look like they're gouging us when the opposite is true.
We're punishing allies for doing what we asked.
We're punishing allies for doing what we asked.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The new "reciprocal" Trump tariffs are made-up numbers based on dividing our imports by our exports with the countries in question. It makes countries with whom we have active trade agreements look like they're gouging us when the opposite is true.
We're punishing allies for doing what we asked.
We're punishing allies for doing what we asked.
What an interesting choice my Marvel calendar made for a Valentines Day image.
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What an interesting choice my Marvel calendar made for a Valentines Day image.
Don't toy with me...
January 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don't toy with me...
Counterpoint: He is only 23% as clever as he thinks he is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Counterpoint: He is only 23% as clever as he thinks he is.
Bluesky, summarized
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bluesky, summarized
I'm surrounded by fuckin' nerds (complimentary)
January 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm surrounded by fuckin' nerds (complimentary)