Jay Garmon
@jaygarmon.bsky.social
writer | husband | father | geek
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
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Being online for decades really prepares you for Part II. Sure it's bad, but is it Tubgirl bad? Is it GOATSE bad? Is it Lemon Party bad?
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Being online for decades really prepares you for Part II. Sure it's bad, but is it Tubgirl bad? Is it GOATSE bad? Is it Lemon Party bad?
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good morning, logging on to catch up on what i missed on a serene autumn saturday morning
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
good morning, logging on to catch up on what i missed on a serene autumn saturday morning
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Getting caught up on overnight discourse.
![Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreibu74cw5hkoh2ca4ipxvlxncj5tukytoh5zj6gzo7u5gjsa4plz7q@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Getting caught up on overnight discourse.
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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the biggest loser today is elise stefanik and to that i say lol. and furthermore, lmao.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the biggest loser today is elise stefanik and to that i say lol. and furthermore, lmao.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
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For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
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what a United States congressman thinks about socialism is about as relevant as what they think of underpants gnomes. it’s not on the table. worry about how they vote on the actual bills that are proposed and find something else to be mad about
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what a United States congressman thinks about socialism is about as relevant as what they think of underpants gnomes. it’s not on the table. worry about how they vote on the actual bills that are proposed and find something else to be mad about
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Growing up you always think older people hate on the youth because they've forgotten what it's like to be young but it's actually quite the opposite, they remember vividly, which is precisely why they know you're full of shit
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Growing up you always think older people hate on the youth because they've forgotten what it's like to be young but it's actually quite the opposite, they remember vividly, which is precisely why they know you're full of shit
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I happened to be in the audience for the Colbert taping last night where @warren.senate.gov called out David Ellison *by name* and I'm honestly shocked it wasn't edited out. We love to see it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I happened to be in the audience for the Colbert taping last night where @warren.senate.gov called out David Ellison *by name* and I'm honestly shocked it wasn't edited out. We love to see it.
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i feel…nuts
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i feel…nuts
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
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Ice melts in the South
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ice melts in the South
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The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
In culture war backlash, Democrats sweep school boards
In culture war backlash, Democrats sweep school boards
The party recruited and invested in school board races to oust Republicans. It worked.
dlvr.it
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
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Every coach after they get a huge buyout
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Every coach after they get a huge buyout
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by age 30 your friend group should have a wheelman, a heavy, the brains, at least one Face, and some wildcards
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
by age 30 your friend group should have a wheelman, a heavy, the brains, at least one Face, and some wildcards
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There are million hilarious way to dunk on these chumps, but the I want you to do two things first:
1) Google "Tire Machèt"
2) Imagine them actually making it to the island
1) Google "Tire Machèt"
2) Imagine them actually making it to the island
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There are million hilarious way to dunk on these chumps, but the I want you to do two things first:
1) Google "Tire Machèt"
2) Imagine them actually making it to the island
1) Google "Tire Machèt"
2) Imagine them actually making it to the island
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
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It remains very fun that the guy from the O.C. and Gotham became one of the biggest and most clearly spoken critics of crypto and is just chilling in the replies dropping the same gifs we would
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Solnick and Hemenway discovered this was true of about 50% of people all the way back in 1998. To my knowledge, no one has tested for how this preference breaks along political affiliation. (Someone, please study this.)
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Solnick and Hemenway discovered this was true of about 50% of people all the way back in 1998. To my knowledge, no one has tested for how this preference breaks along political affiliation. (Someone, please study this.)
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika