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I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Oh so now he's skeptical of AI
I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!

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January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Reading Chotiner interviews with people who actually know what they're talking about is interesting because you realize his main skill is not "gotchas" but just like, facilitating effective communication. when that runs into someone who's used to dissimulating they get humiliated.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.
June 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Here's what's funny: they CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE between Bari and someone who is good at their job
I do think it's funny that billionaires spent untold amounts of money and influence to turn CBS News into a propaganda organ and their chosen herald's big idea is to run the network like it's a high school newspaper in Anytown Indiana
January 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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i am fucking sick of being lectured by the mediocre on the importance of meritocracy
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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this is such an important thing to recognize and call out

the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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In the 90s I associated DC/Warner Bros with a certain rarified distinction. Batman art deco, Studio Stores, bugs and daffy in tuxes, animaniacs making references I did not understand
Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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An Indiana CFP title could close the rift that was created when the Cubs won the World Series
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Two Genders
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Glad we brought back bowl patches that are huge and look like absolute shit on every style of jersey
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:

“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hell yeah buddy hell yeah
Now playing (03:30 PM PST):
"His Girl Friday" (1940)
By Howard Hawks
Runtime: 92 min.
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Translators work hard to make sure that the translated words, sentences, paragraphs, chapters, etc, not only convey the author's meaning, but also the author's *style.*

Translators are alchemists. They are artists, and poets, and researchers, and editors. They are magicians and wizards.
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Half of our news stories these days are "Rich Asshole Doesn't Want to Follow the Rules" or "Rich Asshole Doesn't Like Something" or "Rich Asshole Makes Ominous Threat"

Instead of kowtowing to these spoiled toddlers, I want to stand outside their mansion like Lloyd Dobler blaring this on a boom box:
The Coup - "The Guillotine"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
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December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ANTICIPATE ME, DADDY

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December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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it's that time of year when a bunch of people start pretending their personal distaste for the avatar franchise can bend reality in their favor against the inevitable tide of james "big jim" cameron's next guaranteed blockbuster smash hit. you can ignore them, they are fools
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If we're going to have Christmas games, we could do a lot worse than to replace three mid tier bowl games
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM