Jared Johnson is taking it one day at a time
@jaredparker.bsky.social
Former Christian fundie trying to redirect his idealism toward more humane ends. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. John Hodgman once told me I was just daddin’ it up. he/him
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Thank to you @docseuss.bsky.social for reminding us all of the previous confirmed kill when Joyce Carol Oates tactically assassinated Curtis Yarvin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Thank to you @docseuss.bsky.social for reminding us all of the previous confirmed kill when Joyce Carol Oates tactically assassinated Curtis Yarvin.
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
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In BF Skinner's experiments, rats would be given opiods if they hit a lever. Skinner discovered that a lever that dispensed the opiods reliably would get the rats to take as much as they wanted then stop, but a lever that irregularly and unreliably dispensed the drugs would get them to overdose.
This is a side note but something I find striking is how little engagement these influencers get compared to pre-Elon twitter, but it doesn’t seem to register with them
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
In BF Skinner's experiments, rats would be given opiods if they hit a lever. Skinner discovered that a lever that dispensed the opiods reliably would get the rats to take as much as they wanted then stop, but a lever that irregularly and unreliably dispensed the drugs would get them to overdose.
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huh, that's interesting. once you see the comparison, it becomes very obvious why one is better. would not have noticed it before
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November 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
huh, that's interesting. once you see the comparison, it becomes very obvious why one is better. would not have noticed it before
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and as silly as it is to have to be told “try not to overlook when the world doesn’t hurt,” yes, i had to be told to try not to overlook when the world doesn’t hurt and he did it in such a way that i still say it verbatim.
if this isn’t nice, what is?
i think it’s lovely.
if this isn’t nice, what is?
i think it’s lovely.
![One of the things [Uncle Alex] found objectionable about human beings was that they so rarely noticed it when they were happy. He himself did his best to acknowledge it when times were sweet.
We could be drinking lemonade in the shade of an apple tree in the summertime, and Uncle Alex would interrupt the conversation to say, "If this isn't nice, what is?"
So I hope that you will do the same for the rest of your lives. When things are going sweetly and peacefully, please pause a moment, and then say out loud,
"If this isn't nice, what is?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreiebe3xo5bp3yzlz2nvsarbkyij4pj3dk26jcxtg7ztpmbbctmkdgy@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
and as silly as it is to have to be told “try not to overlook when the world doesn’t hurt,” yes, i had to be told to try not to overlook when the world doesn’t hurt and he did it in such a way that i still say it verbatim.
if this isn’t nice, what is?
i think it’s lovely.
if this isn’t nice, what is?
i think it’s lovely.
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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Yeah DoorDash is lying anyway why are people even treating it like it has any legitimacy
Have we forgotten that rideshare/ food delivery apps execs are psychopaths
Have we forgotten that rideshare/ food delivery apps execs are psychopaths
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Yeah DoorDash is lying anyway why are people even treating it like it has any legitimacy
Have we forgotten that rideshare/ food delivery apps execs are psychopaths
Have we forgotten that rideshare/ food delivery apps execs are psychopaths
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this will make it so much harder to kill them
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this will make it so much harder to kill them
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I do not lionize Steve Jobs but a big part of his mythos was the creative and intellectual awakening he said he had from taking a calligraphy course in college. Can you imagine one of these guys today making that part of their origin story?
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I do not lionize Steve Jobs but a big part of his mythos was the creative and intellectual awakening he said he had from taking a calligraphy course in college. Can you imagine one of these guys today making that part of their origin story?
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Steve Jobs was nowhere near as smart or as well read as he and his fans believed he was, but he did at least have interests beyond Line Go Up
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Steve Jobs was nowhere near as smart or as well read as he and his fans believed he was, but he did at least have interests beyond Line Go Up
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The thing is that if you get your data from DoorDash, it might be more convenient but the costs add up in the long run, because it’s really better and cheaper to just go directly to the data place and pick it up yourself.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The thing is that if you get your data from DoorDash, it might be more convenient but the costs add up in the long run, because it’s really better and cheaper to just go directly to the data place and pick it up yourself.
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Waingros all the way down
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Waingros all the way down
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this isn’t gonna work, the target audience is already employed by DHS
Stewart Rhodes, the founder of the far-right group, is attempting to relaunch his organization months after being pardoned.
Oath Keepers Are Coming Back and They’re Ready to Be Trump’s Militia
www.newsweek.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this isn’t gonna work, the target audience is already employed by DHS
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Always happy to inspire a
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Always happy to inspire a
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The pope's a very nice fellow and all that, but one of his four favorite films stinks on hot ice.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The pope's a very nice fellow and all that, but one of his four favorite films stinks on hot ice.
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Groceries are cheaper if you do it the right way. First go to the oval office and give the president a fake award and tell him he's very strong and handsome. He will then call the grocery store and threaten them until they give you a discount. It's called the free market
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Groceries are cheaper if you do it the right way. First go to the oval office and give the president a fake award and tell him he's very strong and handsome. He will then call the grocery store and threaten them until they give you a discount. It's called the free market
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
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or reject parts of their ancestor's legacy, or choose which ancestors to see as inspirational and for what. this happens all the time! "it's heritage not hate" is just saying, "I choose a heritage of hate." you weren't born with a confederate flag on your dna. nothing works like that.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
or reject parts of their ancestor's legacy, or choose which ancestors to see as inspirational and for what. this happens all the time! "it's heritage not hate" is just saying, "I choose a heritage of hate." you weren't born with a confederate flag on your dna. nothing works like that.
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I think this really underlines the fact that people choose racism; it doesn't choose them.
Like, people claiming confederate flags as their heritage. no one has to do that. it's not some sort of genetic destiny. lots of people reject their parents and look to other models for lots of reasons. 1
Like, people claiming confederate flags as their heritage. no one has to do that. it's not some sort of genetic destiny. lots of people reject their parents and look to other models for lots of reasons. 1
very similar to trump telling the german prime minister that he must feel bad about America defeating germany and he said, "no we celebrate that as our liberation from the fascists."
Those white residents of South Africa that Trump is trying to paint as victims?
Have this to say: "Singling us out as victims of multiracialism alienates us from our fellow South Africans and harms relationships that have been fostered over the past 30 years."
Have this to say: "Singling us out as victims of multiracialism alienates us from our fellow South Africans and harms relationships that have been fostered over the past 30 years."
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think this really underlines the fact that people choose racism; it doesn't choose them.
Like, people claiming confederate flags as their heritage. no one has to do that. it's not some sort of genetic destiny. lots of people reject their parents and look to other models for lots of reasons. 1
Like, people claiming confederate flags as their heritage. no one has to do that. it's not some sort of genetic destiny. lots of people reject their parents and look to other models for lots of reasons. 1
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“We want the government to do stuff but fuck the people who do it” is not a coherent position in any way.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“We want the government to do stuff but fuck the people who do it” is not a coherent position in any way.
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People of all ages should know about this man [especially white people because some of you continue to pretend that people didn't know that enslaving Africans WAS WRONG at the time].
We will hold the launch of our children’s book, *Fearless Benjamin* (PM Press), this evening, Tuesday, Nov. 11, at 6:00 pm at the Abington Quaker Meeting House, where Benjamin Lay worshipped and where he is buried. See the flyer below for more info. Please join us!
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
People of all ages should know about this man [especially white people because some of you continue to pretend that people didn't know that enslaving Africans WAS WRONG at the time].
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So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.