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@jaredparker.bsky.social
Former Christian fundie trying to redirect his idealism toward more humane ends. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. John Hodgman once told me I was just daddin’ it up. he/him
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Because he's a dumb guy who wants to think he's smart, so pretending to be an airhead who can't write without his help is a way to get on his good side. If you know he's a pedophile, mention how much you loooove Lolita.
P.S. Epstein gave $100,000 to a nonprofit New worked with.
P.S. Epstein gave $100,000 to a nonprofit New worked with.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Because he's a dumb guy who wants to think he's smart, so pretending to be an airhead who can't write without his help is a way to get on his good side. If you know he's a pedophile, mention how much you loooove Lolita.
P.S. Epstein gave $100,000 to a nonprofit New worked with.
P.S. Epstein gave $100,000 to a nonprofit New worked with.
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WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT WHAT LOLITA IS ABOUT JESUS CHRIST
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT WHAT LOLITA IS ABOUT JESUS CHRIST
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Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don Trump? The former New York hotelier?
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Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife.
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife.
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
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trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
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I’d like to apologize to every cartoonishly sleazy journalist character who was a secondary villain in a ‘90s-era thriller, I rolled my eyes at you because you seemed so implausible but I now know you walk among us and were in regular email contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’d like to apologize to every cartoonishly sleazy journalist character who was a secondary villain in a ‘90s-era thriller, I rolled my eyes at you because you seemed so implausible but I now know you walk among us and were in regular email contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Me, writing an email: I better craft three full paragraphs, with proper grammar and a few concluding bullet points, to make sure that my meaning is entirely clear.
Rich people writing emails: "good to be.. well connect on that. ,, none can tell.try to say what and we know."
Rich people writing emails: "good to be.. well connect on that. ,, none can tell.try to say what and we know."
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me, writing an email: I better craft three full paragraphs, with proper grammar and a few concluding bullet points, to make sure that my meaning is entirely clear.
Rich people writing emails: "good to be.. well connect on that. ,, none can tell.try to say what and we know."
Rich people writing emails: "good to be.. well connect on that. ,, none can tell.try to say what and we know."
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It's my understanding that before the internet, many people could perhaps go days or even weeks without being apprised of what the worst men in the world were doing — let alone thinking — just living their lives concerned mostly with local events.
I envy that prelapsarian condition.
I envy that prelapsarian condition.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's my understanding that before the internet, many people could perhaps go days or even weeks without being apprised of what the worst men in the world were doing — let alone thinking — just living their lives concerned mostly with local events.
I envy that prelapsarian condition.
I envy that prelapsarian condition.
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there’s a kind of slacktivism that’s basically like “all you have to do is be the exact same type of mean you already are online but about something important” and once you recognize it, you’ll see it all the time
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
there’s a kind of slacktivism that’s basically like “all you have to do is be the exact same type of mean you already are online but about something important” and once you recognize it, you’ll see it all the time
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Nothing will turn you into a cynic about the rich and powerful quite like seeing award-winning intellects expound on sub-4chan theories of male-female social relations as if they’re extraordinary pearls of wisdom
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nothing will turn you into a cynic about the rich and powerful quite like seeing award-winning intellects expound on sub-4chan theories of male-female social relations as if they’re extraordinary pearls of wisdom
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In light of today’s email dump, I will say I have at various times found my way into online discussion spaces containing a fair number of important and powerful men, and it is the greatest cure to imposter syndrome that humanity has yet devised
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
In light of today’s email dump, I will say I have at various times found my way into online discussion spaces containing a fair number of important and powerful men, and it is the greatest cure to imposter syndrome that humanity has yet devised
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
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developing a shitpost theory that clinton never trusted epstein to keep clinton behavior secret and thus never did anything untoward because he knew ken starr was also a ln epstein friend
Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
developing a shitpost theory that clinton never trusted epstein to keep clinton behavior secret and thus never did anything untoward because he knew ken starr was also a ln epstein friend
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Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky."
drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023123.txt
drive.google.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I haven’t seen PARIS, TEXAS since college but I presume it holds up well.
we watched DOG DAY recently and it’s incredible how well it’s held up. more respectful to transness than 90% of the current political spectrum.
we watched DOG DAY recently and it’s incredible how well it’s held up. more respectful to transness than 90% of the current political spectrum.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I haven’t seen PARIS, TEXAS since college but I presume it holds up well.
we watched DOG DAY recently and it’s incredible how well it’s held up. more respectful to transness than 90% of the current political spectrum.
we watched DOG DAY recently and it’s incredible how well it’s held up. more respectful to transness than 90% of the current political spectrum.
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First they came for the pedophile rapists and I said nothing because it's difficult to swing a baseball bat and talk at the same time.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
First they came for the pedophile rapists and I said nothing because it's difficult to swing a baseball bat and talk at the same time.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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no no no you don't understand. it wasn't a death threat. it was a *deniable* death threat. deniable!! why are you banning me!
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
no no no you don't understand. it wasn't a death threat. it was a *deniable* death threat. deniable!! why are you banning me!
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Book Cover of the Day:
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Book Cover of the Day:
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It is already well established and accepted that one of the first things you have to do with rules, guidelines and tools is think about how bad actors will use it but for some reason everyone throws that out the window when they think the person doing it is on "their side".
Grow up!!!
Grow up!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It is already well established and accepted that one of the first things you have to do with rules, guidelines and tools is think about how bad actors will use it but for some reason everyone throws that out the window when they think the person doing it is on "their side".
Grow up!!!
Grow up!!!
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Yeah I dont want people being able to say they want to shoot me either and then point out its a joke.
Sorry but you do need some standards and lines drawn online.
Sorry but you do need some standards and lines drawn online.
i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yeah I dont want people being able to say they want to shoot me either and then point out its a joke.
Sorry but you do need some standards and lines drawn online.
Sorry but you do need some standards and lines drawn online.