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Jesse Thorn
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Host of NPR's Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman and Jordan Jesse Go. Founder and worker-owner of Maximum Fun. Four-time professional actor.

“Still bringin’ satin for them draws, velvet for the mic and got a pound for the cause.”
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · Jan 1
My New Year’s Resolution for 2026: I’m going to use social media more! This thing is hot and I’m gonna ride it till the wheels fall off!
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The campus of UNAM in Mexico Coty is so beautiful
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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WE'RE ON A BOAT! Join Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social this summer on the Schooner Grace Bailey! Join us for four nights on the Maine Coast, get your tickets here: bit.ly/maritimejust...
An image of a boat in full sail with John Hodgman and Jesse Thorn superimposed over it. Yellow text says, "Maritime Justice! with Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn" The interior of a boat cabin, a white bed with white pillows and comforter, white walls, and a small sink with a mirror. Blue text that says, "Enjoy the accomodations..." A rocky Maine Coastline during a soft pink sunset. A lighthouse stands on the edge of the rocky shore. Blue text reads, "And the scenic Maine coast..." Schooner Grace Bailey with no sails up on water, and evergreen trees in the distance. Blue text reads, "Four Nights at Sea WITH Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn as your hosts!"
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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It’s hard to focus on one thing to be appalled about, but these stories out of Minnesota are awful. (And, of course, on the other hand, very encouraging.) I cannot believe you can wrongly grab somebody, transport them, and then leave them where YOU took them.
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 7h
From FB regarding Pizza Luce in Minnesota.

I like it when I can do something to help people displaced by ICE and then after I do that thing I get to eat a pizza.
I want to let you know about something that happened at Pizza Luce and encourage you to thank and patronize them. One of the drivers at Parkway Pizza who is a friend of mine told me tonight about something that happened at the downtown Mpls Pizza Lucé where his wife works. A kitchen manager has been giving rides to workers afraid to take public transportation to work. Last week, two ICE SUVs pulled her over. There was a young Latina women in the car and ICE grabbed her. She is here legally, but apparently, if you are not white, you need to carry a passport or other documents with you. Despite the fact that she is here legally, ICE flew her to their detention facility outside of El Paso, TX. Fortunately, the owner of the Pizza Lucé chain paid for a lawyer to expedite her release. Unfortunately, when ICE is forced to release people they have unlawfully detained and flown to Texas, they do not fly them back. They just dump them on the streets of El Paso. But again, fortunately, the owner of Pizza Lucé paid for a plane ticket to fly her home. So please thank the folks at Pizza Lucé if you have the chance. Dozens of Minnesotans have not been so lucky as this woman and are trying to find their way back from Texas. Today's NY Times has a story about "Selamawit Mehari, an Eritrean single mother of three.... federal agents showed up at her apartment in St. Paul...(even though) her older daughter produced paperwork proving her mother was in the United States lawfully, the agents shackled Ms. Mehari and took her away." The story cites many like her who "were eventually released in Texas, leaving them to find their own way home."
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Holy shit. Not only was Tulsi Gabbard present for the raid on Georgia's election center, she called Trump and put him on speaker phone to the FBI agents conducting the raid! (Gift link)
Trump Had Unusual Call With F.B.I. Agents After Election Center Search
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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imagine the thousands and thousands of unbelievable horrors going on if we're just hearing about "regularly kidnapping legal residents, dropping them off in a different state, and telling them to deal with it"
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 7h
From FB regarding Pizza Luce in Minnesota.

I like it when I can do something to help people displaced by ICE and then after I do that thing I get to eat a pizza.
I want to let you know about something that happened at Pizza Luce and encourage you to thank and patronize them. One of the drivers at Parkway Pizza who is a friend of mine told me tonight about something that happened at the downtown Mpls Pizza Lucé where his wife works. A kitchen manager has been giving rides to workers afraid to take public transportation to work. Last week, two ICE SUVs pulled her over. There was a young Latina women in the car and ICE grabbed her. She is here legally, but apparently, if you are not white, you need to carry a passport or other documents with you. Despite the fact that she is here legally, ICE flew her to their detention facility outside of El Paso, TX. Fortunately, the owner of the Pizza Lucé chain paid for a lawyer to expedite her release. Unfortunately, when ICE is forced to release people they have unlawfully detained and flown to Texas, they do not fly them back. They just dump them on the streets of El Paso. But again, fortunately, the owner of Pizza Lucé paid for a plane ticket to fly her home. So please thank the folks at Pizza Lucé if you have the chance. Dozens of Minnesotans have not been so lucky as this woman and are trying to find their way back from Texas. Today's NY Times has a story about "Selamawit Mehari, an Eritrean single mother of three.... federal agents showed up at her apartment in St. Paul...(even though) her older daughter produced paperwork proving her mother was in the United States lawfully, the agents shackled Ms. Mehari and took her away." The story cites many like her who "were eventually released in Texas, leaving them to find their own way home."
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Come with me to Mexico’s most legendary antiques market, La Lagunilla!
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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An extreme Kansas bill will invalidate the drivers license of every trans person in the state. It was passed alongside a particularly extreme bathroom bill, meaning that the implications of every trans Kansan losing legal ID overnight has largely been missed.
Kansas Bill Will Strip Driver’s Licenses from Every Trans Resident Who Changed Gender — Assigned
As Kansas passes a bathroom bill, another bill that will invalidate the driver’s license of every trans resident has been deemphasized in the coverage. Also, Trump’s Department of Education says San J...
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February 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Come with me to Mexico’s most legendary antiques market, La Lagunilla!
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Stephen Miller: our nation must, without hesitation or delay, capture and enslave Fievel, from the hit film “An American Tail.”
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Are there any really great comedies on TV I might have missed? I ask because I have now watched every episode of “Ha Ha You Clowns”
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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If I spent $35 million on marketing I could get $7 million worth of tickets sold for “Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Imagine having a past so bad you audibly shit yourself on TV as a distraction from it
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Lawyers can't reach clients in ICE detention. I've heard it anecdotally, but scale of issue is horrifying.

Bloomberg Law is a legal trade pub so many may miss this. Screenshot from their CA newsletter summarizes "bleak" situation for justice and rule of law.

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What we found is bleak. Attorneys told us they’re struggling to get information in to or out of ICE and Customs and Border Protection facilities, which are holding nearly 69,000 people this month. And detainees often are forced to choose between remaining in crowded, squalid conditions or leaving the country immediately. Judges in New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles have ordered the government to facilitate attorney-client communications at Homeland Security buildings. But attorneys say that doesn’t always happen. Even if detainees get the option, some worry they’ll be punished if they take it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Come with me to the flea market in Mexico City!
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Come with me to the flea market in Mexico City!
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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I went to the flea market today in Mexico City. If you want, you can come with me!

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I went to the flea market in Mexico City!
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February 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Changing lanes in Mexico City is a real “make the road by walking” situation
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Obviously don’t become a fan of your favorite team’s rival. If you’re a Cubs fan in St. Louis don’t switch. Otherwise, I stand behind this.
alexjaffe.bsky.social Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 2d
“If you live in a place with a Major League Baseball team, and that team is not the Yankees, just be a fan of that team.”

@jessethorn.bsky.social with the only baseball take that matters #gomets
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.

"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."

"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
FILED January 31, 2026 CLERK, U.S. DISTRICT COURT WESTERN DISTRICT OF TEXAS Jaemie Herndon DEPUTY ADRIAN CONEJO ARIAS, and L.C.R., a Minor Child by and through His Parent and Guardian Adrian Conejo Arias, Petitioners, VS. KRISTI NOEM, in Her Official Capacity as Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security; PAMELA BONDI, in Her Official Capacity as Attorney General of the United States; TODD LYONS, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director, United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement; DAREN MARGOLIN, in His Official Capacity as Acting Director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review; and JOHN DOE, in His Official Capacity as the Warden of the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Dilley, Texas, Respondents. CIVIL CASE NO. SA-26-CV-415-FB § OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer. Accordingly, the Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED pursuant to the attached Judgment. Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power and the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds and are bereft of human decency. And the rule of law be damned. Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more orderly and humane policy than currently in place. Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it." With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED. SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026. Fred Biery FRED BIERY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE Credit: Bystander Matthew 19:14 John 11:35
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
benmullin.bsky.social Ben Mullin @benmullin.bsky.social · 2d
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Brett Ratner, director of Melania (and Rush Hour), was accused of rape by multiple women. Now here he is with Jeffrey Epstein! Seems like a cool / chill guy.
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM