A Funny Lady 🏳️⚧️
@natashamuse.bsky.social
A comedian who tells jokes and gives occasional insight. You should know I'm trans, if that makes any of this better and/or more interesting.
RIP Scott Adams. I really liked that time when you were on News Radio
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
RIP Scott Adams. I really liked that time when you were on News Radio
I love that Mark Ruffaloed some feathers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I love that Mark Ruffaloed some feathers.
I miss when TikTok was more about weird duets and stitches and just playing with the form and having low-res fun. That's my complaint today. TikTok came out when I was already "Internet old" and yet I'm still nostalgic for how it used to be
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I miss when TikTok was more about weird duets and stitches and just playing with the form and having low-res fun. That's my complaint today. TikTok came out when I was already "Internet old" and yet I'm still nostalgic for how it used to be
No no you don't understand Trump is playing two-dimensional Hungry Hungry Hippos
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
No no you don't understand Trump is playing two-dimensional Hungry Hungry Hippos
Today my complaint is that a woman was murdered by ICE and I'm fixated on it and there is no solution and no way to let it go. It will fade, eventually, I guess. But that only dulls my rage with sadness. We will die of apathy
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Today my complaint is that a woman was murdered by ICE and I'm fixated on it and there is no solution and no way to let it go. It will fade, eventually, I guess. But that only dulls my rage with sadness. We will die of apathy
Today's complaint is all the bootlickers who can't get enough shoe leather in their mouths to be satisfied. I guess it's half cult-mentality, half fear. The sense that they wouldn't "foolishly" put themselves in danger, they would obey orders, they would do the exact right thing and not get shot.
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Today's complaint is all the bootlickers who can't get enough shoe leather in their mouths to be satisfied. I guess it's half cult-mentality, half fear. The sense that they wouldn't "foolishly" put themselves in danger, they would obey orders, they would do the exact right thing and not get shot.
The only reason I make mistakes is because nobody likes someone who's right all the time.
January 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The only reason I make mistakes is because nobody likes someone who's right all the time.
Today I'm complaining about ICE. The organization. They fucking suck. And I'd add on to it that I should have recognized that earlier in my life. It's so obvious now.
It obvious and yet some people will be keeping those agents' boots shiny, licking away on a daily fucking basis.
It obvious and yet some people will be keeping those agents' boots shiny, licking away on a daily fucking basis.
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Today I'm complaining about ICE. The organization. They fucking suck. And I'd add on to it that I should have recognized that earlier in my life. It's so obvious now.
It obvious and yet some people will be keeping those agents' boots shiny, licking away on a daily fucking basis.
It obvious and yet some people will be keeping those agents' boots shiny, licking away on a daily fucking basis.
Today I'm complaining that Christmas somehow both takes up the better part of a month and yet goes by too fast. I can never do all the Christmassy things I want to do.
And it gets worse as I get older.
This is a basic observation but... <shrug.gif>
And it gets worse as I get older.
This is a basic observation but... <shrug.gif>
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Today I'm complaining that Christmas somehow both takes up the better part of a month and yet goes by too fast. I can never do all the Christmassy things I want to do.
And it gets worse as I get older.
This is a basic observation but... <shrug.gif>
And it gets worse as I get older.
This is a basic observation but... <shrug.gif>
Today's complaint is w/ my mind. It tells me we need swaths of space and chunks of time buffered around any moment of creative work. I can't seem to concentrate for 10 minutes unless I have 10 minutes of alone time on either side of it and no one closer than 20 feet.
My spark of genius is a hermit.
My spark of genius is a hermit.
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Today's complaint is w/ my mind. It tells me we need swaths of space and chunks of time buffered around any moment of creative work. I can't seem to concentrate for 10 minutes unless I have 10 minutes of alone time on either side of it and no one closer than 20 feet.
My spark of genius is a hermit.
My spark of genius is a hermit.
Today I'm complaining about the shitshow FB served up to me yesterday. 1st thing is a comedian claiming "the left" complains about anything Trump does simply because he's Trump. Then I have a Dem Zionist calling out "LefTeas" for supporting Mamdani. And finally I see a YouTuber attacking trans ppl.
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Today I'm complaining about the shitshow FB served up to me yesterday. 1st thing is a comedian claiming "the left" complains about anything Trump does simply because he's Trump. Then I have a Dem Zionist calling out "LefTeas" for supporting Mamdani. And finally I see a YouTuber attacking trans ppl.
Today is the day Trump is truly presidential
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Today is the day Trump is truly presidential
I am complaining every day in 2026 and right now I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against everyone who decided we needed to invade fucking Venezuela?!? AND the people who voted for this shit?!? What the fuck?!?
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I am complaining every day in 2026 and right now I'd like to lodge a formal complaint against everyone who decided we needed to invade fucking Venezuela?!? AND the people who voted for this shit?!? What the fuck?!?
Just realized that "House," a character based on Sherlock, is a pun on "Holmes" (Homes)
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just realized that "House," a character based on Sherlock, is a pun on "Holmes" (Homes)
"Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas? But didn't we watch that a few years ago?" said my mother, the woman who took a short break from the endless loop of crime dramas playing at her house to come to our home on Christmas Eve.
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas? But didn't we watch that a few years ago?" said my mother, the woman who took a short break from the endless loop of crime dramas playing at her house to come to our home on Christmas Eve.
Every "Best of Year" list get released in the middle of December and it's dumb for 2 reasons. It implies the year's over when there's still ~8% left. AND there is already plenty going on in December! Let me read n' write that shit in Jan when nothing's happening!
I am complaining my way through 2026
I am complaining my way through 2026
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Every "Best of Year" list get released in the middle of December and it's dumb for 2 reasons. It implies the year's over when there's still ~8% left. AND there is already plenty going on in December! Let me read n' write that shit in Jan when nothing's happening!
I am complaining my way through 2026
I am complaining my way through 2026
I might start using this as a place to bitch and moan about my life and whatever else. Just be the biggest complainer on Bluesky. You should too. Let's get salty in 2026.
Why get better when we can get bitter?
Happy Fucking New Year
Why get better when we can get bitter?
Happy Fucking New Year
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I might start using this as a place to bitch and moan about my life and whatever else. Just be the biggest complainer on Bluesky. You should too. Let's get salty in 2026.
Why get better when we can get bitter?
Happy Fucking New Year
Why get better when we can get bitter?
Happy Fucking New Year
I've hit a wall as far as performing stand-up goes. I have zero things booked for the rest of the month/year/my life.
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I've hit a wall as far as performing stand-up goes. I have zero things booked for the rest of the month/year/my life.
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I know I could have more than nothing if I asked for sets. But I don't know if I can limp along doing a set every week or so.
Might be time to accept it just didn't happen for me
I still don't know how to use this website
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I still don't know how to use this website
You've heard of "elf on a shelf," now get ready to forget that shit around my kids. We have enough going on here without more nonsense.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You've heard of "elf on a shelf," now get ready to forget that shit around my kids. We have enough going on here without more nonsense.
Some time ago, in a misguided effort to "stick it to the man" and possibly while high, I decided to make my default search engine Bing. And, I gotta say, it really sucks. Like a lot. It was a bad choice. Just like deciding to write this instead of fixing the problem. I'm not good at life, tbqh
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Some time ago, in a misguided effort to "stick it to the man" and possibly while high, I decided to make my default search engine Bing. And, I gotta say, it really sucks. Like a lot. It was a bad choice. Just like deciding to write this instead of fixing the problem. I'm not good at life, tbqh
Always was a big fan of Schlub and Schluber
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Always was a big fan of Schlub and Schluber
I don't know what level of nerd this makes me, but last night I dreamt that Hank Green played a prank on me so I looked silly when I met the Johns of They Might Be Giants
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't know what level of nerd this makes me, but last night I dreamt that Hank Green played a prank on me so I looked silly when I met the Johns of They Might Be Giants
Receptionist: Name, please.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Receptionist: Name, please.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Apu: My name is “Apu.”
Receptionist: Spell that, please.
Apu: A, as in the antepenultimate letter of my name. P, as in the penultimate letter of my name. And U, as in the ultimate letter of my name.
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wordle is funny because I either solve it in 42 seconds at 6:46 am while I'm peeing or it takes a 12 hour long subconscious percolation before I suddenly remember to go finish it sometime in the evening.
No in-between.
No in-between.