A Funny Lady 🏳️⚧️
@natashamuse.bsky.social
A comedian who tells jokes and gives occasional insight. You should know I'm trans, if that makes any of this better and/or more interesting.
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, we've tried pointing out when they're hypocritical-- quite a lot, actually! Maybe we can move on to something different?
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The funniest thing about being upset with a video of yourself is that you're the only one surprised by how you look
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We should have an umbrella term for pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles.
Call em epsteinphiles
Call em epsteinphiles
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How crazy must it have been for Bill Clinton in 2016 watching two ex-lovers fight each other.
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And all this time I thought Trump was just blowing his own horn
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I was young, weed was just "weed'. But now that there are vapes and edibles, what I used to call "weed" is sometimes referred to as "flowers". It's not a big deal. Weed is still weed. There's just a finer distinction now.
This post is about people being cisgender.
This post is about people being cisgender.
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I always forget if she was Mork or Mindy
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The problem with being a "funny" Mom with "funny" names for all the things we talk about is that I cannot for the life of me remember what "Boondocks" ramen is actually called
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mental health awareness might be improving but I still tell people I've been "real busy" when in actuality I've just been depressed.
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I mean, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but didn't he spend like a year in a box eavesdropping on a family, pining for the daughter, and feeling sorry for himself?
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Okay I'm just now finally realizing that Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are at least two different people
Is there a word for after the headache is over and it doesn't hurt (much) anymore but you can still feel its broken up pieces slowly draining away from your head?
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there a word for after the headache is over and it doesn't hurt (much) anymore but you can still feel its broken up pieces slowly draining away from your head?
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In a truly faithful adaptation of Frankenstein, the monster would be an incel
Anyone visiting their parents and/or extended family for the holidays might want to figure out how to explain how you can tell things are AI, especially when it "looks so real"
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Anyone visiting their parents and/or extended family for the holidays might want to figure out how to explain how you can tell things are AI, especially when it "looks so real"
With the new Stephen King TV show out, an old conversation pattern has been resurrected:
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
With the new Stephen King TV show out, an old conversation pattern has been resurrected:
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Derry, New Hampshire
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like in th--
M: No, that's Maine
T: Oh
M: It's near Salem, NH
T: OOOoooooohhhh wow! Like those W-
M: No, that's Massachusetts
The way this year's been going I won't be surprised if/when it turns out that "somehow, Dick Cheney returned".
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The way this year's been going I won't be surprised if/when it turns out that "somehow, Dick Cheney returned".
Dick Cheney was part of the Silent Generation. Now he's part of the Very Silent Generation
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dick Cheney was part of the Silent Generation. Now he's part of the Very Silent Generation
In memory of Dick Cheney, the Trump administration is demanding that everyone hurt and/or detained by ICE apologize to their captors
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In memory of Dick Cheney, the Trump administration is demanding that everyone hurt and/or detained by ICE apologize to their captors
I haven't been this excited about how another city is run since Starship built that one out of rock and roll
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I haven't been this excited about how another city is run since Starship built that one out of rock and roll
Sure, Zohran rhymes with moron,but did you know that Mike Rapaport sounds like My Crap a Fart?
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sure, Zohran rhymes with moron,but did you know that Mike Rapaport sounds like My Crap a Fart?
Apparently it's "Vote blue no matter who (unless they're not a Christian or Jew)"
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Apparently it's "Vote blue no matter who (unless they're not a Christian or Jew)"
Both middle schoolers are off with their friends this Halloween, so for the first time in 14 years we are alone on this special, spooky night, pondering in fear the starting rate at which we hurtle through time, ever closer to our deaths, never certain of their proximity but sure of their certainty.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Both middle schoolers are off with their friends this Halloween, so for the first time in 14 years we are alone on this special, spooky night, pondering in fear the starting rate at which we hurtle through time, ever closer to our deaths, never certain of their proximity but sure of their certainty.
I was getting really worried about all the families negatively impacted by this government shutdown, but don't worry! I just found out that the members of Congress *do* collect a paycheck during this time. Phew!
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was getting really worried about all the families negatively impacted by this government shutdown, but don't worry! I just found out that the members of Congress *do* collect a paycheck during this time. Phew!
My daughter said she's thinking about joining the ROTC and I suppose this is what it feels like for conservative parents when their kid says they're trying our they/them pronouns
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My daughter said she's thinking about joining the ROTC and I suppose this is what it feels like for conservative parents when their kid says they're trying our they/them pronouns
"Ironically, Daniel Radcliffe helped make JK Rowling rich, allowing her to radicalize regular people into constantly transvestigating his wife."
#futureHistory
#futureHistory
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Ironically, Daniel Radcliffe helped make JK Rowling rich, allowing her to radicalize regular people into constantly transvestigating his wife."
#futureHistory
#futureHistory