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Jesse Thorn
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Host of NPR's Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman and Jordan Jesse Go. Founder and worker-owner of Maximum Fun. Four-time professional actor.

“Still bringin’ satin for them draws, velvet for the mic and got a pound for the cause.”
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I basically spent 25 years making @bullseye.maximumfun.org so that Incould get onto @onthemedia.bsky.social . I can finally die in peace.

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Bullseye's Jesse Thorn on Surviving in the Podcasting Industry
YouTube video by WNYC
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You have to admit that the Mexican movie posters we just added to the Put This On Shop whip ass.

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November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The
'What
Would
God
Say?'
Thread...
Asylum is a human right.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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tearing up listening to this fuckin doughboys episode right now wtf
I have returned to @doughboys.bsky.social as an ascendant Costco Celebrity. Featuring my trademark combination of disarming sincerity and casual, almost distressing vulgarity.

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Costco 3 with Jesse Thorn
YouTube video by Doughboys Media
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November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I feel like now that it’s after Thanksgiving, I can re-share my FLOP HOUSE episode about RED ONE, in which we discussed seeing things in 4DX, JK Simmons’ workout routine, and how much more annoying this movie would have been with Ryan Reynolds in it. overcast.fm/+AAA93mq5FA8
Ep.#457 – Red One, with Linda Holmes — The Flop House
It’s Christmas in… August?
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November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I was watching Monty Python and realized I have interviewed four of them. I mean holy shit, right?
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Asylum is a human right.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If you aren’t shopping at the Put This On Shop this holiday season your Christmas will suck ass tbh

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November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yes we love the new LaRussell

Catch him on Bullseye in January

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LaRussell, Lil Jon - I'm From The Bay | VISUALIZER
YouTube video by Good Compenny
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November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I interviewed twenty five people in a row to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Bullseye. It was a lot! I got somewhat loopy.

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25 interviews for 25 years - Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
YouTube video by Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
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November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Our Put This On ball caps are very literally made one at a time by hand in the US of A. Only a few of each of these left.

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November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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We have so many beautiful things for women in the Put This On Shop, whether you’re shopping for someone you love or for yourself. putthisonshop.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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US military fliers’ escape maps were made of silk, because it was durable, could get wet and could be folded very small. We cut real escape maps to pocket square size and hand-rolled the edges to make pocket squares with a special story.

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November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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If you are giving this Thanksgiving, please consider joining our effort to support Al Otro Lado’s work on both sides of the US-Mexico border. We’re very close to raising half a MILLION dollars for their work.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thank you for giving! If you want to join Penny in supporting migrants:
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just gave! thank you for vouching for these guys. it’s so hard to know where to give
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you are giving this Thanksgiving, please consider joining our effort to support Al Otro Lado’s work on both sides of the US-Mexico border. We’re very close to raising half a MILLION dollars for their work.
alotrolado.org/letsdosometh...
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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These are simply amazing. I must have them all.
US military fliers’ escape maps were made of silk, because it was durable, could get wet and could be folded very small. We cut real escape maps to pocket square size and hand-rolled the edges to make pocket squares with a special story.

putthisonshop.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We have so many beautiful things for women in the Put This On Shop, whether you’re shopping for someone you love or for yourself. putthisonshop.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
US military fliers’ escape maps were made of silk, because it was durable, could get wet and could be folded very small. We cut real escape maps to pocket square size and hand-rolled the edges to make pocket squares with a special story.

putthisonshop.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Our Put This On ball caps are very literally made one at a time by hand in the US of A. Only a few of each of these left.

putthisonshop.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Family portrait by Jesse’s mom, who got ADHD distracted/ bored halfway through pressing the shutter button
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I do not share photos of my children or you would learn that none of them nor my mother is capable of intentionally forming a human smile
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This is a really good New Republic article about trans people leaving the country. Do some research about getting visas. Start now. It is harder and slower than you think, and there are no opportunities for asylum right now. It also is entirely doable.

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When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Rodney Dangerfield is fundamentally amusing! Other than that it’s a train wreck!
Thank you @jessethorn.bsky.social for finally confirming that Boomers and elder Gen-Xers have been gaslighting the Millennials by saying Caddy Shack is a good movie! #JJGo
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Look, I'm genuinely sorry for the Graham Linehan posts. I really am. But this is just too fucking astonishing not to share. The last paragraph of an Observer interview with him. Absolutely beyond parody. He's gone. He's absolutely fucking gone.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM