Ain't that the fucking truth
There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ain't that the fucking truth
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"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket
These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket
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The Quiet American
Pete Turner, 1958
Pete Turner, 1958
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The Quiet American
Pete Turner, 1958
Pete Turner, 1958
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".
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Settings > Apps > Music > Animated Art > Off
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Settings > Apps > Music > Animated Art > Off
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Playing the “Blade Runner” score in Apple Music on iOS 26 and —— OH GOD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Playing the “Blade Runner” score in Apple Music on iOS 26 and —— OH GOD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
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Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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They'll make some self-aggrandizing jerkoff pre-roll videos about how people who quietly use a pencil and paper are ruining films but mobile ordering is cool because 🤷
Sorry Alamo, but this is bullshit. Protecting the moviegoing experience is to enforce *zero* phone usage, not making it the ONLY option.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Alamo Drafthouse Goes Mobile, Getting Rid of Pen-and-Paper Food Orders to ‘Protect the Moviegoing Experience’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Alamo Drafthouse is switching to mobile ordering for food and drinks to "protect the moviegoing experience."
variety.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
They'll make some self-aggrandizing jerkoff pre-roll videos about how people who quietly use a pencil and paper are ruining films but mobile ordering is cool because 🤷
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This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!
Like 40% of that island is going to come-to like they're fucking Theoden after Gandalf kicks out Wormtongue
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says the country will take action against X following reports that Grok is generating sexualized deepfakes of adults and minors. There’s the potential for X to be blocked in the UK through Online Safety Act powers www.theverge.com/news/859107/...
UK Prime Minister says ‘we will take action’ on Grok’s disgusting deepfakes
X could face a ban in the UK.
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Like 40% of that island is going to come-to like they're fucking Theoden after Gandalf kicks out Wormtongue
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all in the last 3 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
all in the last 3 minutes
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Clan floor lamp by Studio 6G for Harvey Guzzini (1968)
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Clan floor lamp by Studio 6G for Harvey Guzzini (1968)
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
are the same that hit portals
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
some of the those that blake bortles
are the same that hit portals
are the same that hit portals
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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The Leftovers is the objectively correct answer.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The Leftovers is the objectively correct answer.
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse
Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new co-presidents of Lucasfilm
• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development
• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties
• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks
(via Puck News)
• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development
• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties
• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks
(via Puck News)
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
can’t wait for filoni to invest all of lucasfilm’s creative resources into building the glup shitto-verse
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