Jake
@jakesalterego.bsky.social
Hip to it, man. In the groove.
*dismissive jerkoff gesture*
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
*dismissive jerkoff gesture*
The groan that went through my theatre during the Dr Doom post credit scene was essentially this
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The groan that went through my theatre during the Dr Doom post credit scene was essentially this
Every time I see his profile picture now I think of this doofus
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Every time I see his profile picture now I think of this doofus
This week's @gamechangershow.bsky.social is like the climax of Thomas Crown Affair except with an improvised beastie boys rap instead of Sinnerman
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This week's @gamechangershow.bsky.social is like the climax of Thomas Crown Affair except with an improvised beastie boys rap instead of Sinnerman
I wonder if it's satisfying to cultivate a social media audience who doesn't check your facts. It's gotta be, or else why post things like this
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I wonder if it's satisfying to cultivate a social media audience who doesn't check your facts. It's gotta be, or else why post things like this
His hair was perfect
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
His hair was perfect
I have had this photo saved on my phone for years as sort of a "in another life I would have enjoyed being this man" kind of way
September 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have had this photo saved on my phone for years as sort of a "in another life I would have enjoyed being this man" kind of way
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
