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ja3.bsky.social
@ja3.bsky.social
Just this guy, ya know?
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"I plagiarized this first, how dare you plagiarize my plagiarism" will never be not funny to me.
December 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.

They sat there, feeling happy together.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Universalism and secular civic nationalism or fucking bust. Everyone is a citizen or no one is a citizen.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Get your flu shots.
Mickey Lee, a fan-favorite contestant on the latest season of Big Brother, died Christmas Day after suffering a “series of cardiac arrests” due to complications with the flu. She was 35.
'Big Brother' Star Mickey Lee Dead at 35
bit.ly
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Even the Catholic Church has forced retirements and revokes the voting rights of cardinals at 80.
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Marshall McMooing @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Donald Trump just bombed a hospital on Christmas. But a cashier at Target said "Happy Holidays" to me when I was doing a return this morning. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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A great example of how the @nytimes.com centers white Americans and Trump supporters in its anecdotal political coverage. You never see stories like this about Black Democrats whose cities are cracked in Republican gerrymandering to give them Republican elected officials.
They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.

The passage of Proposition 50, which redrew California’s congressional map, means that all of the state’s conservative north is likely to be represented by Democrats.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/u...
They Wanted a Conservative State. They Might Get a Democratic Representative Instead.
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When I think about how many people already have giant portraits of their kids in their homes filtered and photoshopped right up to the uncanny valley … this is absolutely going to happen, because it gives Mommy Dearest PRECISELY the image she’s demanding.
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Can’t help but think some people would love for this to all be about journalism standards and best practices and not, say, the rendition of human beings to some medieval dungeon without due process.
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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When I teaching the Holocaust I note the Holocaust museum’s definition of a concentration camp is a prison whose inmates are denied due process. These are by definition concentration camps.
These are concentration camps. No other way to describe them. Truly horrific, and none of it surprising in the least.
30 minutes. Some deportees described sexual assault. Detainee describes the guard sexually assaulting most detainees. Lights left on all day. Prisoners not given clean water.

Now the DHS tour. Nobody spoke to the detainees. Noem's video was in a different area of the prison.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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it’s giving
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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billionaires can buy the cupcake factory and then start producing piles of shit that they insist are actually cupcakes but it doesn't mean anyone has to believe them, or eat the pile of shit
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’ll be talked about for three years and then never be built.
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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A generation that grew up on The Simpson's monorail episode shouldn't be buying any of this, and yet.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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That’s why conservatives are pouring millions intro trad-wife bullshit and birth control disinformation. They need young women to believe the erosion of their rights is a good thing, actually!

It’s not enough to oppress women—they want us ^grateful* for it. (We’re so much prettier when we smile.)
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM