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The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
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Stewardship. Understanding that you didn't make it, you don't own it, but you are 100% responsible for it and responsible to it.
The polar opposite of Trumpism.
The polar opposite of Trumpism.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Stewardship. Understanding that you didn't make it, you don't own it, but you are 100% responsible for it and responsible to it.
The polar opposite of Trumpism.
The polar opposite of Trumpism.
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Double double, oil and soup
Fire burn and liquid poop
Fire burn and liquid poop
August 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Double double, oil and soup
Fire burn and liquid poop
Fire burn and liquid poop
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Indeed
NFC scenarios for next week
Craziest thing would be Bucs beating the Panthers on Saturday only to watch the Falcons beat the Saints on Sunday to send the Panthers to the playoffs anyway
Craziest thing would be Bucs beating the Panthers on Saturday only to watch the Falcons beat the Saints on Sunday to send the Panthers to the playoffs anyway
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Indeed
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I love that in Bible Belt, Alabama in 1904 they commissioned a statue with the barest ass possible
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love that in Bible Belt, Alabama in 1904 they commissioned a statue with the barest ass possible
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NFL thing might have legs
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
NFL thing might have legs
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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If I live to be 100, I’ll never understand why this script was rejected.
SANTA: Rudolph? Is that you?
(PREDATOR decloaks, revealing the glow to be his targeting laser!)
SANTA: Gulp.
(PREDATOR fires, hitting an ALIEN right behind SANTA!)
SANTA: Maybe I can put you on the “Nice” list after all.
PREDATOR: Thanks, Santa. Also, I talk now.
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(PREDATOR decloaks, revealing the glow to be his targeting laser!)
SANTA: Gulp.
(PREDATOR fires, hitting an ALIEN right behind SANTA!)
SANTA: Maybe I can put you on the “Nice” list after all.
PREDATOR: Thanks, Santa. Also, I talk now.
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Excerpts from My Rejected Script, Alien vs. Predator Save Christmas
Page 7 INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP (SANTA oversees elves working hard to make toys. Nothing could possibly ruin this scene of Christmas magic.) SANTA: Go...
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December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If I live to be 100, I’ll never understand why this script was rejected.
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was on the fence about watching the frisco bowl but i just flipped it on and one of the first plays i saw was a unlv tight end starting his motion too late and accidentally tackling his own running back on a third and goal. i'm in
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
was on the fence about watching the frisco bowl but i just flipped it on and one of the first plays i saw was a unlv tight end starting his motion too late and accidentally tackling his own running back on a third and goal. i'm in
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
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December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
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🏆😂 Chef’s kiss
"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
buff.ly
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🏆😂 Chef’s kiss
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What if the *right* people were getting punched incredibly hard in the face?
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What if the *right* people were getting punched incredibly hard in the face?
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(2/2) The big difference between the first and second Trump terms is that the assholes who head up our institutions decided that Trump's going to have his 1000 year reich and they have to just get in line. That idea is crumbling plus ppl realize he's going to fuck you anyway no matter what you do.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
(2/2) The big difference between the first and second Trump terms is that the assholes who head up our institutions decided that Trump's going to have his 1000 year reich and they have to just get in line. That idea is crumbling plus ppl realize he's going to fuck you anyway no matter what you do.
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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Don't get it twisted. Those close-up Vanity Fair photos aren't mean. They're art. Hate corrodes the container it's carried in. Exposing evil and invoking a response is art.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Don't get it twisted. Those close-up Vanity Fair photos aren't mean. They're art. Hate corrodes the container it's carried in. Exposing evil and invoking a response is art.
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"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"There is no man smaller than a coward at a hero's wake."
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
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soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
May 27, 2023 at 12:42 AM
soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
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"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
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Ah yes, another bout with existence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ah yes, another bout with existence.