Hokrll
@hokrll.bsky.social
Existential dread afficionado. Failson.
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one thing that really pisses me off is looking at a $10.00 brick of cafe bustelo and realizing that even if the tariffs go away tomorrow these prices are never going down
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
one thing that really pisses me off is looking at a $10.00 brick of cafe bustelo and realizing that even if the tariffs go away tomorrow these prices are never going down
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."
Another stupid phrase I will hear in a fugue state as the DMT floods my brain with my final breath.
Another stupid phrase I will hear in a fugue state as the DMT floods my brain with my final breath.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."
Another stupid phrase I will hear in a fugue state as the DMT floods my brain with my final breath.
Another stupid phrase I will hear in a fugue state as the DMT floods my brain with my final breath.
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America's Lysenkoist era
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
America's Lysenkoist era
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obviously it’s a real problem that young men are getting their brains cooked online on the regular but like, I was there in second life when the goons threw a farewell party for saddam hussein and I am, and I know this is going to sound like a lie, pretty normal. there’s got to be an x factor here
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
obviously it’s a real problem that young men are getting their brains cooked online on the regular but like, I was there in second life when the goons threw a farewell party for saddam hussein and I am, and I know this is going to sound like a lie, pretty normal. there’s got to be an x factor here
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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SERF JOHNNY: This be myn hounde, Updogge... perchance you ponder why he is thusly name'd?
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
he could have extended hallucinations due to the pox. a big ass dog, who is sassy of course
August 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
SERF JOHNNY: This be myn hounde, Updogge... perchance you ponder why he is thusly name'd?
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
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Now imagine if this was everything
“The AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, ‘leading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,’ the scientists said in the paper.”
AI Eroded Doctors’ Ability to Spot Cancer Within Months in Study
Artificial intelligence, touted for its potential to transform medicine, led to some doctors losing skills after just a few months in a new study.
www.bloomberg.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Now imagine if this was everything
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The expansion of Vine’s 7-second limit to TikTok’s “it could just be whatever” is ontologically evil
because yeah it IS just like, what if you could take a 90-second drag of a cigarette and then there’s still infinitely more cigarette left
because yeah it IS just like, what if you could take a 90-second drag of a cigarette and then there’s still infinitely more cigarette left
August 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The expansion of Vine’s 7-second limit to TikTok’s “it could just be whatever” is ontologically evil
because yeah it IS just like, what if you could take a 90-second drag of a cigarette and then there’s still infinitely more cigarette left
because yeah it IS just like, what if you could take a 90-second drag of a cigarette and then there’s still infinitely more cigarette left
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at the core of all the trans people in public spaces "debate" is this:
I don't care if you don't personally like seeing someone in public
shut up, keep it to yourself, and let them live their fucking lives
I don't care if you don't personally like seeing someone in public
shut up, keep it to yourself, and let them live their fucking lives
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
at the core of all the trans people in public spaces "debate" is this:
I don't care if you don't personally like seeing someone in public
shut up, keep it to yourself, and let them live their fucking lives
I don't care if you don't personally like seeing someone in public
shut up, keep it to yourself, and let them live their fucking lives
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sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
July 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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"It's not like the president is a baby brained moron," a White House official said, laughing nervously. "He's not, you know, a big stupid asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except attention" www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"It's not like the president is a baby brained moron," a White House official said, laughing nervously. "He's not, you know, a big stupid asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except attention" www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
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This is, in large part, pandemic revenge.
As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.
They can't keep spewing carbon.
They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.
They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.
They can't keep spewing carbon.
They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.
They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
Absolute BLOODBATH at HHS/NIH/CDC this morning. Generation of scientists, health care officials being wiped out
t.co/LeABrGqDei
t.co/LeABrGqDei
April 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is, in large part, pandemic revenge.
As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.
They can't keep spewing carbon.
They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.
They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.
They can't keep spewing carbon.
They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.
They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
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Nothing like laying in bed, opening up the apps, and doing irreparable psychic harm to my conscious mind
March 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nothing like laying in bed, opening up the apps, and doing irreparable psychic harm to my conscious mind
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Me, picking up phone: "And now, back to the horrors."
Girlfriend, slapping the phone out of my hand: "No!”
Girlfriend, slapping the phone out of my hand: "No!”
February 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me, picking up phone: "And now, back to the horrors."
Girlfriend, slapping the phone out of my hand: "No!”
Girlfriend, slapping the phone out of my hand: "No!”
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We truly have the most Soy collection of rightwing people in human existence and they’re all simultaneously drafting executive orders
February 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We truly have the most Soy collection of rightwing people in human existence and they’re all simultaneously drafting executive orders
There is no quiet part to say out loud anymore. It's all out loud. Openly and proudly stating the plan to do ethnic cleansing for money.
Trump stuns world by considering US control of Gaza
Trump stuns world by considering US control of Gaza
After a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, President Donald Trump declared the US 'will take over' Gaza and move Palestinians out of the enclave as part of a 'long-term ownership' goal.
www.lemonde.fr
February 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There is no quiet part to say out loud anymore. It's all out loud. Openly and proudly stating the plan to do ethnic cleansing for money.
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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Wait you're saying that "throw infinite money at it" isn't how you do groundbreaking research?
As an AI researcher, I am shocked!
As an AI researcher, I am shocked!
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Wait you're saying that "throw infinite money at it" isn't how you do groundbreaking research?
As an AI researcher, I am shocked!
As an AI researcher, I am shocked!
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Sometimes I check in on various fandoms and this rings extremely true. "I grew up in generically Protestant Christian America, but I spent enough time on the internet to decide I prefer progressive politics" produces absolutely terrible cultural taste and politics.
January 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sometimes I check in on various fandoms and this rings extremely true. "I grew up in generically Protestant Christian America, but I spent enough time on the internet to decide I prefer progressive politics" produces absolutely terrible cultural taste and politics.