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...what
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It was that bad huh
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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i made this one *ages* ago, and it's been reposted by so many other people since. i think it deserves to be on here.
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ohhh don’t threaten us with a good time buddy
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Mega Man X, Blaster Master
Requote what game this is for you
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
The welfare state is about dignity, equality, and making people not poor, but as @itsafronomics.bsky.social says/cites here, it’s often also an investment that more than pays for itself
Why should you 🫵🏿 care about SNAP? SNAP recipients saw:

- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital

SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I miss the days when Disney Channel would air random stuff, I clearly remember seeing this and Felix the Cat the Movie on there BITD
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Starting to think I might have CFS, I've been feeling drained like every other day
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity

Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity

Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity

Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life.

It aids fascism.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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the next democrat must do doom memes as an acknowledgement we are dealing with the antichrist
impossible to overstate the degree to which we are being governed by people whose formative politics is gamergate, but DHS posting Halo memes to recruit for ICE is pretty close.
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"I'm sure he knows"
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I just donated to mine tonight, please do so if you’re able
if you have any ability to do so this is the time to contribute to your local food bank
They don’t even pretend to care. This is the only story. You can’t open the government if the House refuses to show up.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Man this is gonna be a clusterfuck isn't it
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Holy shit lmao
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM