Tabasco Stardust
@herdsmann.bsky.social
My bio is not logical. Ip nip nip fip pip fip.
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- How much is the hypnosis session?
- $250
- That seems expensive to me.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to you.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to me.
- $250
- That seems expensive to me.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to you.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to me.
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
- How much is the hypnosis session?
- $250
- That seems expensive to me.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to you.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to me.
- $250
- That seems expensive to me.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to you.
- That doesn’t seem expensive to me.
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I am begging people not to look to the NYT for coverage of what's happening. The BBC, Le Monde, Ajazeera and others will have more truthful coverage.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I am begging people not to look to the NYT for coverage of what's happening. The BBC, Le Monde, Ajazeera and others will have more truthful coverage.
The space Nazi could give everyone in America $2 Million bucks and still have $399 billion, $399 million left over.
June 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The space Nazi could give everyone in America $2 Million bucks and still have $399 billion, $399 million left over.
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BREAKING: The country that has bombed every hospital in Gaza multiple times has released a statement saying bombing hospitals is "totally unacceptable" x
June 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
BREAKING: The country that has bombed every hospital in Gaza multiple times has released a statement saying bombing hospitals is "totally unacceptable" x
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May 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
and if young nigel says he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
Meet Nigel 💕
Found wandering behind an apartment building, this baby opossum was rescued by @cwcwildlife, who worked with wildlife officials to bring him to the zoo.
Found wandering behind an apartment building, this baby opossum was rescued by @cwcwildlife, who worked with wildlife officials to bring him to the zoo.
May 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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and if young nigel says he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
Meet Nigel 💕
Found wandering behind an apartment building, this baby opossum was rescued by @cwcwildlife, who worked with wildlife officials to bring him to the zoo.
Found wandering behind an apartment building, this baby opossum was rescued by @cwcwildlife, who worked with wildlife officials to bring him to the zoo.
May 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
and if young nigel says he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
he is a possum
he is a possum
he is a possum IN HIS WORLD
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At my age, I prefer to stand in the back at concerts so I can better hear the sound system that destroyed my hearing when I stood at the front.
May 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
At my age, I prefer to stand in the back at concerts so I can better hear the sound system that destroyed my hearing when I stood at the front.
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ICE Recruiter: Let’s start with the basics. Are you an asshole?
Candidate: Oh, absolutely!
IR: Do you hate everyone who doesn’t look or believe like you? Enough to kidnap them and send them to foreign death camps?
C: Definitely!
IR: Do you accept Donald Trump as your Lord & Savior?
C: Yessir!
Candidate: Oh, absolutely!
IR: Do you hate everyone who doesn’t look or believe like you? Enough to kidnap them and send them to foreign death camps?
C: Definitely!
IR: Do you accept Donald Trump as your Lord & Savior?
C: Yessir!
May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ICE Recruiter: Let’s start with the basics. Are you an asshole?
Candidate: Oh, absolutely!
IR: Do you hate everyone who doesn’t look or believe like you? Enough to kidnap them and send them to foreign death camps?
C: Definitely!
IR: Do you accept Donald Trump as your Lord & Savior?
C: Yessir!
Candidate: Oh, absolutely!
IR: Do you hate everyone who doesn’t look or believe like you? Enough to kidnap them and send them to foreign death camps?
C: Definitely!
IR: Do you accept Donald Trump as your Lord & Savior?
C: Yessir!
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The last thing I want to imagine is all the fucking people, John.
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The last thing I want to imagine is all the fucking people, John.
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I used to tell people that I never make the same mistake twice.
Well, I'll never make that mistake again.
Well, I'll never make that mistake again.
April 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I used to tell people that I never make the same mistake twice.
Well, I'll never make that mistake again.
Well, I'll never make that mistake again.
Pedro Pascal is the US answer to Stephen Graham. He's everywhere you bastard look.
April 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pedro Pascal is the US answer to Stephen Graham. He's everywhere you bastard look.
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Great
April 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Great
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Me: You're firing me?! Everyone steals office supplies.
HR: You work at Staples.
HR: You work at Staples.
April 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me: You're firing me?! Everyone steals office supplies.
HR: You work at Staples.
HR: You work at Staples.
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this is word for word what my last performance review said
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
this is word for word what my last performance review said
Half Man Half Biscuit's last album had the glorious title, "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub, So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut." Just saying.
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Half Man Half Biscuit's last album had the glorious title, "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub, So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut." Just saying.
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Gonna give this chocolate bunny the rim job it will never forget
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Gonna give this chocolate bunny the rim job it will never forget
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I propose we free the piñata and follow the beast across the barrens, where it may lead us to its herd. Imagine the candy then, my friends. Imagine our spoils. Our reward.
April 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I propose we free the piñata and follow the beast across the barrens, where it may lead us to its herd. Imagine the candy then, my friends. Imagine our spoils. Our reward.
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Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
April 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Man films and confronts two suspected undercover ICE officers (potentially NYPD) after they racially profiled and handcuffed a random civilian. Keep doing this shit. Make these fuckers famous. Make all police and immigration officers fear having their faces known to the masses.
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Just checked the UK news and was hoping I could do so without having Stephen Graham shoved in my face. Not a chance.
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just checked the UK news and was hoping I could do so without having Stephen Graham shoved in my face. Not a chance.