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No matter who wins, seeing Travis Kelce’s sad wittle face at halftime makes everything worthwhile.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
No matter who wins, seeing Travis Kelce’s sad wittle face at halftime makes everything worthwhile.
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Bring back pantaloons
January 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bring back pantaloons
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why do straight men get so mad about female playable characters in video games? i thought they loved manipulating women.
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
why do straight men get so mad about female playable characters in video games? i thought they loved manipulating women.
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time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
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I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
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Two Christmas villages visited. One more to go!
December 8, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Two Christmas villages visited. One more to go!
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ASK NOT WHAT TRANS CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR TRANS.
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
ASK NOT WHAT TRANS CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR TRANS.
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Me, a perfectly sane grown man: “No, you have to evenly portion the ornaments around the tree or the side that doesn’t have as much will feel bad”
December 5, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Me, a perfectly sane grown man: “No, you have to evenly portion the ornaments around the tree or the side that doesn’t have as much will feel bad”
ACAB includes the 1979 classic “Dream Police” by American rock legends Cheap Trick.
December 5, 2024 at 11:49 AM
ACAB includes the 1979 classic “Dream Police” by American rock legends Cheap Trick.
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I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
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“Always nice to get a call from you, MOTHER.”
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 AM
“Always nice to get a call from you, MOTHER.”
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
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guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
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Outfucking standing photo choice
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Outfucking standing photo choice
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The world would be a better place if The Muppets hosted the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
The world would be a better place if The Muppets hosted the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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ACAB includes the NYC Police Marching Band
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
ACAB includes the NYC Police Marching Band
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup
To the surprise of literally nobody? 🙄
Hitman studio IO Interactive has ended its collaboration with MMA star Conor McGregor after he was found to have assaulted a woman.
Hitman studio IO Interactive has ended its collaboration with MMA star Conor McGregor after he was found to have assaulted a woman.
Hitman developer IO Interactive has put an end to its collaboration with MMA fighter Conor McGregor "effective immediately" following a recent trial.
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November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
To the surprise of literally nobody? 🙄